There are stories and there are STORIES.
And we’re about to tell you all because it has been passed down from our parents to us, and you must pass it down to your children and the ones after them.

Major key to be quite honest







So let’s carry on with the story!

1. It was a clear Friday afternoon. Two team buses arrived at the National stadium Surulere for a soccer match.

2. Team bus 1 arrived. Segun Odegbami, Thunder Balogun and Peter Rufai. Team Nigeria

3. Team bus two arrived. Dhamendra, Armitap and errrr… Nagina. The Indian football team.

4. The Nigerian team boasted they would win and the Indian team laughed at their folly.

5. Dharmendra told them, score one goal and you have won the match. Nigerian team shouted “CHALLENGE ACCEPTED”

6. “POPOPO” (That’s the whistle by the way) Match start.

7. Dharmendra fire shot from halfway line, Peter Rufai wan catch am but ball turn to lion head. Rufai run commot 1-0

8. Ball turn to meteor, turn to ball of fire, turn to satellite. India don dey lead 99-0

9. Odegbami look up, look down. “Is this how India will disgrace us in our own country? I WEE NOT TAKE EET”

10. Odegbami fire shot but ball turn to hard cement. But the shot had the will of a patriotic Nigerian so he score.

Hmmn..I heard about that match. Did the Indian team really used voodoo

Nigerians with oniruru tales.

Osheeee.... This should make fp

Lalasticala, mynd44

11. But the cement ball broke his leg so he could never play football again and FIFA banned India from football.

12. And so, that was how they scored us 99-1

Btw if you haven't heard about this match you are too young to be on Nairaland
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11. Really Hit Me Where It Tickles Most..Lmao

Looks like op heard the adulterated version. The goal nija scored was a pk. He untied his shoe lace, kicked his show to one side and played the ball the other side. The keeper followed his shoe and hence, the goal.

Fiction story

fairy tale ever told

Now this is hilarious! !!






Kwakwakwakwa!!!





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