Somebody posted this on facebook days ago and now palmchat and I was like you go wait tire....

I am making this list cos it annoys me that I keep meeting my admirers in BRT buses and not just admirers’, those sort of guys that would be ‘babying you how far’ as they munch on a roasted corn in transit from Okokomaiko to Abule Egba!

Did I just mention Abule Egba? I’ll be damned if I am asked to narrate my love story in 2030 and I say, ‘Oh! We met in a park at Ayobo while he was on his way to Agbado Ijaiye to borrow money from his Landlord and I was waiting for a bus to Igando for a job interview.’ God forbid! There are lots of single girls on this blog so I am not making the list for myself, I am doing it for all of us. Now smile!

And so without much ado, I present these places in no particular order.

Murtala Mohammed International Airport
Murtala Mohammed Local Airport
Redeemed Christian Church Of GOD, City of David
COZA Lagos.
Oriental Hotel lobby.
Atican Beach
Specific places at The Palms e.g café vergnano
Four Points By Sheraton Restaurant
Intercontinental Hotel Garage
Lekki-Ikoyi Bridge at 6am
Chevron Estate in Lekki
1004 Estate stair case
Wedding receptions in VI esp the ones in exotic venues.
Eko Hotel reception area
Sheraton Male toilet.
Driveway of British Schools in VI…ermm…be careful of married men though.
Banana Island Estate Gate
Banana Island backyard Gate
Accenture Car park
Pan African University
Silverbird Galleria, VI.
Piccolo Mondo Restaurant
House on the Rock
Ozumba Mbadiwe Avenue traffic
Where Ebeano supermarket once stood…RIP
I am going to try my luck in one or twenty of these paces and trust me to give you all the scoop here but until then, expect a list of the places to avoid if you want your wedding guests to see meat in their jollof rice. Ciao



PS: If you feel there are places I forgot to mention, feel free to add it in the comment section
cc Lalatiscala

Fück that shiiít

You can meet them in the .....

ZANGA

You must be a wanderer

You don't have to go to all these places when I'm here.

mizzbouqui:

I hope UV taken note of that Bukky

It might be fücking useful in future

Nairaland

Under oshodi bridge or ojuelegba because i met wizkid lik week in dat area

mizzbouqui:

mizzbouqui:

Trust me I've been to almost all those locations.

Nothing special about it.

The best place to meet a big spender is in one of the clubs in the Island or Lekki.

Quilox and the rest of them.

Still don't wanna hang out?

.....I hate girls dat mensturates. How can blood coming fron your BIG T0TO wet ur pants and skirt,yet u claim to be sophisticated. *Smells*

ahahhahah,U just decide to disgrace ur entire generation..... #falz voice$

so single ladies shud wander arund in al dose places in the name of lukin for bf? Dey shud dress up n visit dese places jes to find man,smh

that time you are using to doll yourself up and look for a rich man could be invested in making yourself a rich lady instead... you guys should stop embarrassing us na

Lol

party:
You don't have to go to all these places when I'm here.

Hahaha you are funny oo. Can you show me why you should be considered?

AnnabelR0se:
Hahaha you are funny oo. Can you show me why you should be considered?

The mere fact that i'm a funny and intelligent adventurous nigga.

Not to talk of my physique..TDH things...

And i've got some money to spend too.

olosho spotted

I personally am looking for a great clique of friends, guys and girls to just explore this crazy life with.

Do stuff together, advice each other, be of help to each other and just grow with each other in all ramifications!

I'm more of a private person, so I'm really looking forward to breaking out of it! Nothing freaky or censored... Just a matured and fun bunch!

If you fancy my idea, say hi by joining:

https:///H0gU98NB4tNCanuYoWYP2Z

P. S: This group may be revoked later, it all depends on the personalities that join.

This is how you see girls just loitering around Eko hotels as if they lost something. Same thing in Radisson Blu hotel and Southern Sun to mention a few.

The worst is Eko Hotel. Many will dress very well and responsible seating in the reception as if they are waiting for someone. The bad ones will just be strolling round the full hotel, from Signature to Eko main to Eko Suites to event halls areas to restaurant to swimming pool area etc. They will also be hanging around car park areas especially during night forming one thing. All of them na OLOSHOS.

If you want to know them.....let's say you see one looking responsible and you approach her.

You: hello
Her: Hi can I help you?
You: you looking radiant and bla bla bla
Her: (this are next question will tell you who she is) Are you lodged here or what?

Your answer to that question will tell them if you are a waste of time or not.......

And you didn't mention Parkview Estate, Ikoyi?

You are still a learner...