Ok,just kidding guys.
But I can imagine how angry the Presidency and politicians in Abuja must be right now.

Facebook founder visits Nigeria and the President and his cohorts snubbed! Lai Mohammed would have had the Ministry of Information disburse N100million to receive Mark. Osinbajo and Tinubu would have gone to meet him at the airport. Ambode would have hosted him tonight at Quilox! Senate Committe on Information would have requested travel allowance for their "oversight functions".

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Mark is not a politician and am grateful he did not even notify them.

Serves them right

So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and down If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!

Nonsense!!! who the hell is Zukerberg? how many cows does he have?

Na everybody wey enter nigeria airport buhari go dey welcome.... How many of dem dey welcum dangote or tinubu or.... Add dem... This topic is annoying.

bulletproofmonk:
Ok,just kidding guys.
But I can imagine how angry the Presidency and politicians in Abuja must be right now.

Facebook founder visits Nigeria and the President and his cohorts snubbed! Lai Mohammed would have had the Ministry of Information disburse N100million to receive Mark. Osinbajo and Tinubu would have gone to meet him at the airport. Ambode would have hosted him tonight at Quilox! Senate Committe on Information would requested travel allowance for their "oversight functions".

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Thank God! The expense would have lined up on some people bank accounts

Bubu doesn't even understand what Facebook is all about.

Hmmmm easy oo

PUSIDRILA:
Nonsense!!! who the hell is Zukerberg? how many cows does he have?

Abi mark Zukerberg snub that dullard.

PUSIDRILA:
Nonsense!!! who the hell is Zukerberg? how many cows does he have?

I knew it!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha but seriously APC people no go dey happy

I was expecting to see the pictures. seems like this Mark of a guy is popular than Obama in Nigeria.

soberdrunk:
So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and down If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!

Your joke is too expensive abeg. This "small boy" and his Facebook "coins" are currently worth $54billion USD. That's enough coins to outweigh Nigeria's economic problems.

www.forbes.com/profile/mark-zuckerberg/

PUSIDRILA:
Nonsense!!! who the hell is Zukerberg? how many cows does he have?

Told them.

Unfortunately, this joke is going to become missing soon. Its not going anywhere.

His level of humility thrills me. If na black man im go want mak d world knw.

soberdrunk:
So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and down If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!

some jokes are not jokes at all,world number 7 richest man shouldn't even be called "boy" he'd pay dangote 3 times over and still be a billionaire so be careful with such "joke"

x6blade:
some jokes are not jokes at all,world number 7 richest man shouldn't even be called "boy" he'd pay dangote 3 times over and still be a billionaire so be careful with such "joke"

Young man try not to swallow everything you read online hook, line and sinker, the different 'wealth lists' are complied by agencies like Forbes based on "known" assets and Mark's wealth is determined by the 'stock market" any negative dip' in facebook shares(although not very likely but not impossible') and his wealth drops, now can you compare that to one "Nigerian Chairman" that has billions in several offshore accounts? He is a "small boy" in many quarters.....

at least no dinner hosting from presidency to local government council that would require a certain million asides miscellaneous in spending/ hosting.

bulletproofmonk:
Ok,just kidding guys.
But I can imagine how angry the Presidency and politicians in Abuja must be right now.

Facebook founder visits Nigeria and the President and his cohorts snubbed! Lai Mohammed would have had the Ministry of Information disburse N100million to receive Mark. Osinbajo and Tinubu would have gone to meet him at the airport. Ambode would have hosted him tonight at Quilox! Senate Committe on Information would have requested travel allowance for their "oversight functions".

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right one son

Mark Zuckerberg did not visit Nigeria. He was in one state in America, hiding to convince Americans he was here. How could he say he visited Nigeria without him being photographed alighting from a plane? And how could he be in Nigeria without Buhari and Aisha welcoming him and having a photo-op?
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Remember, they said Aisha must have some pictures with Michelle or her US visit is faked.

soberdrunk:


Young man try not to swallow everything you read online hook, line and sinker, the different 'wealth lists' are complied by agencies like Forbes based on "known" assets and Mark's wealth is determined by the 'stock market" any negative dip' in facebook shares(although not very likely but not impossible') and his wealth drops, now can you compare that to one "Nigerian Chairman" that has billions in several offshore accounts? He is a "small boy" in many quarters.....

he isn't,facebook is way too big to be compared to whatever dangote has, it's like saying because dangote has some offshore accounts then he's also as big as Google. If you know how this people suck in money every second you'd be amazed. Do u know opening facebook on your phone and without actually accessing facebook just browsing your normal everyday Internet adds money to marks account? Forget all the hype about dangote. If facebook keeps growing at this rate. Bill gates will be on the same level with mark. Open your eyes to what technology has become Nd you'll see how much of it is running our everyday life, and you talk asif dangote isn't affected by stock market. Someone went from 21 billion dollars to 13 billion dollars with the snap of a finger due to Nigerias incompetence. Oga there re no "billions" in any off shore account don't be decieved , all mark has to do now to be more richer in billions is to venture into space research just like Richard bradson or telecoms like Carlos slim, do you think this are ordinary people with mere connections. My brother dangote would look like a kid in the billionaires club. Don't be decieved

even if he notifies, with Buhari ehn, Mark is on his own o

MalcoImX:
Mark Zuckerberg did not visit Nigeria. He was in one state in America, hiding to convince Americans he was here. How could he say he visited Nigeria without him being photographed alighting from a plane? And how could he be in Nigeria without Buhari and Aisha welcoming him and having a photo-op?
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Remember, they said Aisha must have some pictures with Michelle or her US visit is faked.

Youre right MalcomX, Mark dey USA not Nigeria

MalcoImX:
Mark Zuckerberg did not visit Nigeria. He was in one state in America, hiding to convince Americans he was here. How could he say he visited Nigeria without him being photographed alighting from a plane? And how could he be in Nigeria without Buhari and Aisha welcoming him and having a photo-op?
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Remember, they said Aisha must have some pictures with Michelle or her US visit is faked.

is your other name thomas?

Lanretoye:

is your other name thomas?

We must see him alighting from a plane at Murtala and JFK before we believe he was here. BBC Hausa and Radio Chin must also report it, for it to be true.

x6blade:
he isn't,facebook is way too big to be compared to whatever dangote has, it's like saying because dangote has some offshore accounts then he's also as big as Google. If you know how this people suck in money every second you'd be amazed. Do u know opening facebook on your phone and without actually accessing facebook just browsing your normal everyday Internet adds money to marks account? Forget all the hype about dangote. If facebook keeps growing at this rate. Bill gates will be on the same level with mark. Open your eyes to what technology has become Nd you'll see how much of it is running our everyday life, and you talk asif dangote isn't affected by stock market. Someone went from 21 billion dollars to 13 billion dollars with the snap of a finger due to Nigerias incompetence. Oga there re no "billions" in any off shore account don't be decieved , all mark has to do now to be more richer in billions is to venture into space research just like Richard bradson or telecoms like Carlos slim, do you think this are ordinary people with mere connections. My brother dangote would look like a kid in the billionaires club. Don't be decieved

u dey mind the guy

dangote money na suffer head factory up and dan . his operating costs etc are so high

facebook na coded cash . e money thingz

rozayx5:


u dey mind the guy

dangote money na suffer head factory up and dan . his operating costs etc are so high

facebook na coded cash . e money thingz

Lol

Lanretoye:

is your other name thomas?

MalcoImX:
We must see him alighting from a plane at Murtala and JFK before we believe he was here. BBC Hausa and Radio Chin must also report it, for it to be true.

what if he arrived tru facebook messanger?

soberdrunk:
So because one small boy with "facebook coins" enters the country, make everybody dey run up and down If Mark go Abuja go see the money way some small boys dey use play, he fit nor go back again, next thing u go hear say Facebook hq is moving to Nigeria(Na joke ooo)!

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That small boy is richer than the richest two Nigerians combine

soberdrunk:

Young man try not to swallow everything you read online hook, line and sinker, the different 'wealth lists' are complied by agencies like Forbes based on "known" assets and Mark's wealth is determined by the 'stock market" any negative dip' in facebook shares(although not very likely but not impossible') and his wealth drops, now can you compare that to one "Nigerian Chairman" that has billions in several offshore accounts? He is a "small boy" in many quarters.....

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It's like you don't know this guy gets money every second of his life. We know Forbes based on known assets but there's a saying that goes "why do you have to do blood money when you can't be richer than Dangote". that's in this scenario no matter how much them loot, they can't be richer than Mark. Even Dansuki nd Diezani loot no reach half of this guy worth.