1. When you wake up and remember you are now employed.




Bye bye to unemployment!




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[font=serif][i]2. How you rush out of the house 3 hours before you need to so you can get to the office extra early.





Before they think you are unserious.

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3. You, trying to pretend you are normal and nice to your new colleagues.





Let me just pretend for a few weeks then you
people will see the real me.

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4. You, trying to remember the names of all your new colleagues:





“Did she say her name is Annabelle or Mabel?”

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5. When your new boss cracks jokes in the office you’re like:





“You are just too funny sir. Do you want me to
increase the volume of my laughter because I can
do that.”

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6. When they ask you to stay late and you’re tired but you want to impress.





“Yes, no problem at all.”

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7. When some co-workers try to get extra friendly and you’re not about that life.





Kindly get out of my personal space.

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8. When you’re eating and ask people to “join you” just to be polite but they really come and start eating.





Is that how you people do here?

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9. When your new boss keeps calling you the wrong name but you manage it because it’s not easy to be employed.




Just managing it for now.

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10. When your probationary period is over and you can now start showing your true colours.





Very what? Very good!

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11. You strolling into work at 10am the day after your probationary period.





You people will learn.

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12. When your co-workers crack dry jokes and
expect you to laugh.





Not anymore.

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[font=serif]13. When people try to start unnecessary
conversation in the office.






Kindly leave here with speed and alacrity.[/img]

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14. When your boss ask you to start some work at 4:55.






Try again never sir.

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15. When one of your co-workers says “you’ve
changed”.




And so what?

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16. When you hear there is going to be an annual review.





I am finished!

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this is for ladies of nowadays out there who have refuse to study hard in school and believe that their pusssy will

get them any thing.

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When You Turn On Hotspot For A Fellow Co-Worker He Is Trying To Download A Movie Of 500MB

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When A Fellow Co-Worker Cracks A Not So Funny Jokes But He Is The One Paying For Your Food

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