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All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
1. When you wake up and remember you are now employed.




Bye bye to unemployment!





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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:55pm On Aug 31, 2016
[font=serif][i]2. How you rush out of the house 3 hours before you need to so you can get to the office extra early.





Before they think you are unserious.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:56pm On Aug 31, 2016
3. You, trying to pretend you are normal and nice to your new colleagues.





Let me just pretend for a few weeks then you
people will see the real me.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:58pm On Aug 31, 2016
4. You, trying to remember the names of all your new colleagues:





“Did she say her name is Annabelle or Mabel?”

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 9:59pm On Aug 31, 2016
5. When your new boss cracks jokes in the office you’re like:





“You are just too funny sir. Do you want me to
increase the volume of my laughter because I can
do that.”

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:01pm On Aug 31, 2016
6. When they ask you to stay late and you’re tired but you want to impress.





“Yes, no problem at all.”

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 31, 2016
7. When some co-workers try to get extra friendly and you’re not about that life.





Kindly get out of my personal space.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:05pm On Aug 31, 2016
8. When you’re eating and ask people to “join you” just to be polite but they really come and start eating.





Is that how you people do here?

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:06pm On Aug 31, 2016
9. When your new boss keeps calling you the wrong name but you manage it because it’s not easy to be employed.




Just managing it for now.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
10. When your probationary period is over and you can now start showing your true colours.





Very what? Very good!

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2016
11. You strolling into work at 10am the day after your probationary period.





You people will learn.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by iykekelvins(m): 10:11pm On Aug 31, 2016
When one over sabi colleague of yours you know you're older than tells you she came here before you, so you have to respect her.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:11pm On Aug 31, 2016
12. When your co-workers crack dry jokes and
expect you to laugh.





Not anymore.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:13pm On Aug 31, 2016
[font=serif]13. When people try to start unnecessary
conversation in the office.






Kindly leave here with speed and alacrity.[/img]

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:14pm On Aug 31, 2016
14. When your boss ask you to start some work at 4:55.






Try again never sir.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:16pm On Aug 31, 2016
15. When one of your co-workers says “you’ve
changed”.




And so what?

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Nobody: 10:17pm On Aug 31, 2016
16. When you hear there is going to be an annual review.





I am finished!

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Presh900(m): 11:01pm On Aug 31, 2016
suzan404:
14. When your boss ask you to start some work at 4:55.






Try again never sir.
.
Lol
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by MzPecs(f): 10:55am On Sep 01, 2016
cheesy
Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by veekid(m): 11:17am On Sep 01, 2016
Nairaland and photo story

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by yungest(m): 11:17am On Sep 01, 2016
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by sommyblaze(m): 11:17am On Sep 01, 2016
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Category1: 11:19am On Sep 01, 2016
The first part were funny thou

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by TastyTuts: 11:19am On Sep 01, 2016
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by Julietcutie(f): 11:19am On Sep 01, 2016
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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by KayodeAjani: 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016
Yels enough gbo gbo bragi.gbogbo Effixy

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by henrydadon(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016
angry

this is for ladies of nowadays out there who have refuse to study hard in school and believe that their pusssy will

get them any thing.

[img]http://i./26ufjU10iQDXcZpyE.gif[/img]

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by petux(m): 11:20am On Sep 01, 2016
this girl sha want to be funny at all cost meanwhile you are not close to funny. The memes are dry. Dry and boring. Smellymouth kum and go and do yr own version.

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by IffaCatchYouEhn(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016
WHEN YOUR BOSS STARTS SAYING "I'D FIRE YOU" AT THE FIRST DAY OF WORK.

Do you attend MFM?

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by McBrooklyn(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016
When You Turn On Hotspot For A Fellow Co-Worker He Is Trying To Download A Movie Of 500MB
angry

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by McBrooklyn(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2016
When A Fellow Co-Worker Cracks A Not So Funny Jokes But He Is The One Paying For Your Food
grin

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Re: All The Things That Happen When You Start A New Job by HarkymTheOracle(m): 11:24am On Sep 01, 2016
When dat small girl in your office tries to pass an errand she was sent down to u...

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