damn funny. thats creative

zoneros:
I'm still waiting for the day my parents will tell me
"Hey, son. It's all fake. We are billionaires. All your life so far is just to teach you humility."

hahahahahah. oya sit down der dey wait

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zoneros:
I'm still waiting for the day my parents will tell me
"Hey, son. It's all fake. We are billionaires. All your life so far is just to teach you humility."

If that happens, will you get mad with them? Or embrace them with a heart full of joy. Sure there will be a mixed feelings.

.

" Aishat BUHARI is scared 2 visit d U.S. Cux she's gonn get arrested for d missing eclipse" fayose

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lordcyl3:
pls someone should help me with a cup of garri, av not eaten since yesterday

U dey PH?

Whoever wrote this shit should join Chris Rock.

Amazing.

zoneros:
I'm still waiting for the day my parents will tell me
"Hey, son. It's all fake. We are billionaires. All your life so far is just to teach you humility."

Lol.. Dey wait ooh, you go soon grow old for there.

sonofluc1fer:

U dey PH?

am in Enugu where d real hardship is

Up Niger

The eclipse is awa own,go and find ur own-niger delta

Name Checkers Association of Nairaland over to your

The eclipse is from which Region??

Badtman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out

Governor Ambode orders the demolition of the illegal eclipse that caused some parts of Lagos to be flooded.

Some prophets have said that there may be no more eclipse in 2022 if Nigeria does not...... You know the rest.

*NIGERIANS BASH KENYAN REPORTER FOR SAYING KENYAN ECLIPSE WAS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN THE NIGERIAN ECLIPSE.

Nigerian army parade 120 suspect in port harcort, Over the missing eclipse

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Badtman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out

Badtman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out

Badtman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out

Ops,u forgot 2 bodies.

1.NLC THREATENS NATIONWIDE STRIKE OVER MISSING ECLIPSE.

2.NIGERIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION TO DOWN TOOLS AFTER 7DAYS ULTIMATUM TO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO TRACE MISSING ECLIPSE THAT IS CAUSING POOR HOSPITAL MANAGEMENT NATIONWIDE.

'Lola o'... I mean, 'Lol o'

Eclipse and naija...u know the deal....

Nairalanders will say,"end time eclipse".Thagt is,if they don't tribalize it.

blingxx:
funny..... ma birthday is on Wednesday anyway

Should we be concerned abt this??

Ful eclipse

Missing eclipse increases dollar exchange rates

Lolz! Make I spread mat!

Nairastake:



Seu.n: Any member that mentions eclipse will be banned till 2013

Lala must hear this___lalasticlala did you see the eclispe?

. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

Haha hahaha... U sabi oga Jonah finish...Mr.I no like wahala

eclipse of the sun

I cannot guarantee the eclipse -super eagles coach Rorh

Egbon olamide. If its eclipse you want come and take it..- don jazzy

We will go on strike until government respond to our eclipse demands.- ASUU

YOUR THE BEST I SWEAR...THE TRUE NIGERIAN WHO WILL ALWAYS FIND HUMOUR IN EVERYTHING,NICE ONE

Badman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.



Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out