Hmmm this one that mark zuckerberg came to lagos,one oba must be planning to give him chieftancy title..."balogun of social networks"...



What Should I Send?

A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend,
Akpos standing by the ATM.
She immediately hid and sent a romantic text
to him, "Honey if you are sleeping right now,
send me your dreams. If
you are laughing, send me your laughter. If
you are eating, send me some food. If you are
crying, send me your tears. If you are
withdrawing from the ATM, send me some
money."
Akpos replies, "I'm in the toilet what should I
send?"


When I die!

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather
who died peacefully in his sleep. Not
screaming like all the passengers in his car.







I Want to Be Rich!


I want to be very rich to the extent that if I
find a rat in my house, instead of killing it, I
will just leave and buy another house!



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Thought you said jokes about mark zuckerberg.


Nna nawa for you op

What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a mosquito? One stops sucking after you slap it



Congrats to Mark Zuckerberg who poked
his wife and now they have a baby.
Bottom line is if you're going to use
Facebook use protection.




If Mark Zuckerberg runs for President
do I have to vote for him or can I just
fake 'wow', 'like', or 'haha' him?


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