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See Funny Jokes About Mark Zuckerberg Visit In Lagos - Nigeria by study4free(m): 1:02pm On Sep 02, 2016
Hmmm this one that mark zuckerberg came to lagos,one oba must be planning to give him chieftancy title..."balogun of social networks"...



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A girl was passing by and saw her boyfriend,
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Re: See Funny Jokes About Mark Zuckerberg Visit In Lagos - Nigeria by EpicMaurice(m): 1:06pm On Sep 02, 2016
Thought you said jokes about mark zuckerberg.


Nna nawa for you op
Re: See Funny Jokes About Mark Zuckerberg Visit In Lagos - Nigeria by study4free(m): 1:24pm On Sep 02, 2016
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a mosquito? One stops sucking after you slap it



Congrats to Mark Zuckerberg who poked
his wife and now they have a baby.
Bottom line is if you're going to use
Facebook use protection.




If Mark Zuckerberg runs for President
do I have to vote for him or can I just
fake 'wow', 'like', or 'haha' him?


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