Oh boy, these kenya Twitter boys just took unawares, the kind yab ehh
iDon't know why of all the African countries, Kenya choose to start tweet fight again all because Mark Zuckerberg first came to Naija or because they trying to remind us that we could only manage to win Bronze during the last Olympics, oh thanks to the our Sport Minister and Olympic Team committee.

Seems like most of our Nigerian guys are sleepin' we need more ammo

Those yabs are getting serious

So far, iGuess the Kenya's are getting the upper hand oh, Cc some screenshot yabs

Another Kenya mofos tweeted that "Nigerians and Witchcraft be like #KenyaVsNigeria

Kenyans be like

trust Nigeria n how their epic come back

na wa oo. what's with this Kenya and Nigeria stuff enh

Ke nya...na wao

no wonder these guyz couldnt jam radio biafra

I don't believe it until I checked and confirm it myself.. they ask for it then let them have it... oya all tweeter goons load your Amos.

even kenya mocking nigeria,lolzz kenya people are now IPOB members

Nigeria ntoor... Una carry illiterate do president...

Since dem make am president him never come address state of the nation. Na to dey command him sabi... Like oya make una open wheat strorage make weat flow as if him be God and wheat be life..

I no tell una, na for back una go talk till this admistration finish

We no get strength for this abeg...but then...[size=30pt]THIS IS NIGERIA!!![/size]












Nigerians get epic comeback sha

(THE LAST TWITTER WAR BETWEEN NIGERIA AND KENYA)


#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food.And then taste it to know if its enough,without her dying

#SomeoneTellNigeria we are trending 4th worldwide, they are not even in the list, they need goodluck, oh they have him.

#someonetellNigeria that Ghosts dont look left and right before they cross roads like they do in their movies.

#SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap accent & poor grammar.”

#SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle

Kenyan women are beautiful, Nigerian women are handsome. #SomeOneTellKenya #SomeoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of Nation Trophy

Nigeria hates on our team when local stations have given them opportunity to grow their Naija movies .Madharau sana #SomeonetellNigeria

#someonetellnigeria we are tired of watching movies where one opens a casket and the corpse is sweating
#SomeoneTellNigeria that we appreciate the fact that their witchdoctors came up with skype via a bowl of water

Enugu is a city in Nigeria. In kenya Enugu is a monkey, but the E is silent.. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria they’re only tweefing with us to learn english

Carol Mutoko is too bitter. #SomeoneTellNigeria they can have her for free.

#SomeoneTellNigeria this ain afrocinema we don continue shortly

#SomeoneTellNigeria that even if they score 50+1 goals,we won’t concede defeat

#SomeoneTellNigeria We all know that twitlonger was designed to accommodate their accent.” LMAO.

#SomeonetellNigeria there are four other vowels besides “O” ,..no seriously.

#SomeoneTellNigeria that Nigerian girls are 30 % weave, 30% makeup, 30% muscle and 10% breasts. No ass!”

#SomeonetellNigeria that Paul Muite has already watched the movies they are planning to release in November!””

#someonetellnigeria they should stop calling all their watchmen in their movies Musa

strange FACT: Nigerian women have hair on the breasts. #someoneTellNigeria”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we only say “Fufu” when someone has farted.

#SomeoneTellNigeria They are the best testimony that English came on a boat … “I GO TELL YOU” , who even talks like that?

#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in nigeria wea ‘u r finished’ is considered a big threat

#SomeoneTellNigeria when you shoot someone on the leg, blood does not come out of the mouth

#SomeonetellNigeria we export presidents to America, they export thieves and con artists.

#SomeoneTellNigeria we have KTN,NTV,KBC,Citizen and @RobertAlai

I hear your women’s lips are so big they can whisper in their own ear. #SomeoneTellNigeria

#SomeoneTellNigeria Its only a nigerian horror movie that ends with ‘To God Be The Glory'”

#SomeoneTellNigeria that their country is located in Africa’s armpit.

#SomeoneTellNigeria Kenyan women wear weaves to enhance beauty, Nigerian women wear weaves to confirm their gender.”

#SomeoneTellNigeria we no-longer use peugeot carz as police chase carz! Cumon!

Today kenya reduced 9ja to 1ja #SomeoneTellNigeria

#someoneTellNigeria their president is calld good luck, poor guy..

#someonetellnigeria to start googling “mlolongo” coz thats where your team will be staying when they come for the return leg.

#someonetellNigeria tht we are alarmed by their population, 161 million pple? Maybe we should send them condoms, instead of tweeting them!

#SomeoneTellNigeria LMAO doesn’t mean ‘Laughing My Ass Oga

#SomeoneTellNigeria So you call yourself @frenzychilly on twitter, but your real name is Trufena Chinwenwe Ukwunyambis..

#SomeoneTellNigeria it’s not moooni ..it’s Money!!!

#Someonetellnigeria Return leg u will spend at Sabina joy for all our hotels will be booked!!!

#SomeoneTellNigeria if KQ cut the flights they have to swim up to dubai

#SomeoneTellNigeria watulie ama tuwatumie susan wa #Tujuane

#SomeonetellNigeria its only in Naija movies where a blind woman tells her son “I see you have come””

#someonetellnig

I'm off to twitter!

(AND NIGERIANS REPLIED)

@bubusn: #SomeOneTellKenya USA – Hollywood, India – Bollywood, Nigeria – Nollywood, Kenya? Firewood.

@juize_j: Kenyans would have never had a chance to appear on TV…if not for nat geo#SomeoneTellKenyans

@Yungtyflex: #SomeoneTellKenyans that d two main nnatural resources they have is HIV/AIDS nd UGLINESS

@unstopable55: #SomeoneTellKenyans that tourists come to Nigeria and go to the zoo, but they go to kenya and just stay on the streets and look at kenyans”
@ugwubiggz: #someonetellkenyans the only reason they win all those races is cuz they r promised food at the finish line!
@Lanrenchi: #SomeoneTellKenya Obama didn’t leave kenya….he actually ran away!
@sir_lekan: So I heard Kenyans queue at the Presidential zoo to use the only laptop to diss Nigerians #SomeoneTellKenyans

This one never gets old

forget level joor!! Kenya dey win us already.

How Kenyans arrive for a party.

How Nigerians arrive for a party.

Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

Chai o. I don wake my madam with laf o. She don laf almost wan faint. Babalawo complimentary card ni.

Babangida70:
mumu Kenya people wey dia national flag look like Babalawo's complimentary card

This is just mean

OK.. Nice move by the federal government to boost economic development..
I know but the will also benefit from this cool innovation

Shameful. See matured senseless Nigerians and Kenyans probably older than Zuckerberg embarrassing themselves

biyi99:
forget level joor!! Kenya dey win us already.

Lmao! True..you know the funny thing is, the Kenyas took us unaware

O boy dey don finish naija o

DonaldGenes:

Lmao! True..you know the funny thing is, the Kenyas took us unaware

asin eh, we weren't prepared lol

HisExellency:
Lol. These Nine Jiriahn dweebs think they got a chance against our collective genius. Just give it up fools. You setting yourselves up for failure.

This Kenya dudes just finished us
.lmao

Cc this yab..

Lmao"@moses_kibaya: What Buhari promised on Nigerian Economy versus what he has delivered #KenyaVsNigeria https:///V8NBcXRepm"

outknow:
even kenya mocking nigeria,lolzz kenya people are now IPOB members

Ur mumu no get part 2... No be ipob dem dey talk... Abi u no get twitter handle?

Oh lawd...
Can we stop this foolishness pls

Im not a nigerian, im a biafran