Ali walked into a Bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bar man, ”Please give me a full chicken pizza and then give everyone fried meat, bcoz when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”
Bar man processed his request and gave him his
meal and everyone else their meals.

When they finished enjoying their meal he
shouted for another order, ”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, bcoz when I drink, I want everybody to drink!”
Everyone was happy and singing praises, saying
Ali is “The Man”.

When Ali finished his drink he shouted again:
“Give me my bill and give everyone else their own bill, bcoz when I pay, I want everyone to pay ”. . .

Ali's funeral is tomorrow at 10 am. "