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|This Is What Happens When You Try To "Repair" English. by Teempakguy(m): 11:46pm On Sep 27, 2016|
I saw this on the internet. Try reading it aloud.
The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).
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|Re: This Is What Happens When You Try To "Repair" English. by armadeo(m): 7:29am On Sep 28, 2016|
What a masterpiece. Lol.
Lalasticlala read this.
|Re: This Is What Happens When You Try To "Repair" English. by hahn(m): 12:33pm On Sep 28, 2016|
Beautiful. I feel we should do this with our African languages. We should reduce different dialects and merge them into one.
But Africans seem to love holding on to old practices that do not work
|Re: This Is What Happens When You Try To "Repair" English. by HoldenCaulfield(m): 1:37pm On Sep 28, 2016|
avesom vrit up, i lik it aspesialy ze omishon ov ard tu spel 'w' wiz 'v'
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