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Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000 by Shawntops(m): 1:49pm On Sep 29, 2016
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity
* If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again.
* If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket.
* If ugly person send U request, e no go enter.
* It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you.
* U can connect d Bluetooth to transformer to get light.
* It can be used as bomb detectors.
* It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellent.
* It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking.
* It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real!
* It can tell d real father of a child.
* It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating.
* It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in “protection” mode.
* You can use it as AC
* You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers
* It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS
*It can be used as an ATM
*Blackberry falls – Screen breaks Nokia falls – Ground shakes iPhone 7 falls – Owner dies.
Feel free To Add Yours!!!
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Re: Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000 by Shawntops(m): 1:50pm On Sep 29, 2016

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