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Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000 by Shawntops(m): 1:49pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
* U can email ur ancestors, ping ur village deity * If u hold am, U no go ever hungry again. * If u misplaced it in a cab, it will automatically find its way back into ur pocket. * If ugly person send U request, e no go enter. * It can tell U which member of your family dey disturb you. * U can connect d Bluetooth to transformer to get light. * It can be used as bomb detectors. * It can be used as mosquito (insect) repellent. * It makes everyone look at you as rich boy or girl even when you are trekking. * It vibrates if someone is lying, 4real! * It can tell d real father of a child. * It can detect if Ur boyfriend/ girlfriend is cheating. * It prevents unwanted pregnancy, just put it in “protection” mode. * You can use it as AC * You can use it as a weapon if you are attacked by armed robbers * It can show you the way to paradise with the advanced GPS *It can be used as an ATM *Blackberry falls – Screen breaks Nokia falls – Ground shakes iPhone 7 falls – Owner dies. Feel free To Add Yours!!! lolz |
Re: Reasons Why You Must Own The New Iphone 7 Which Costs About N500,000 by Shawntops(m): 1:50pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
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