A Teacher was copying note in a chemistry class and wrote, "the formular for water is H2O."
The next day:

Teacher: What is the formular for water?
Student: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What?! Who taught you that?
Student: Sir, yesterday you said that the formular of water is H to O.

Chemistry no easy! Una dey try learn am.

An Ibo man was looking for job, so he noticed there was an opening at the local zoo.

Upon inquiry, he discovered the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill.

Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days.

He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. Of course, his identity would be kept a secret, and no one would be the wiser, thanks to a very fine gorilla suit.

The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla. They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep.

But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked
around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer aπϑ throw himpeanuts, and the man loved peanuts.

So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree. That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other.

The people loved it and threw more peanuts."Wow! This is great,"he thought. He. swung higher and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all Last, all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the lion's cage that was next door. He
panicked.

There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling,"Help, help! Get me out of here! I'm not really a gorilla! I'm a man in a gorilla suit! HELP!

"The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, OKECHUKWU NO FEAR,NA MI IFEANYI !! Na moni we cm make here!

NEMESIS is when you sumit your answer sheet with expo insyd(ur own don b?)


RACISM is when a white iphone cost more than the black one (wich level na)


LONGTHROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunday and she oders for a hot plate of pepper soup(she must dey hot for bedmatics)


SELFISH is that girl that eats nkwobi,fish pepper soup,shawama,suya,kilishi,chicken and smirnoff. And when you take her home she say 'sorry am on my period'(omo you go miss that rubbish period)


OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl and she says 'honey this food no done'(how e go tak don)


OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl and she says 'am hot can you pls roll down the glass'(chick,i go roll am down when we land abeg)


FIRST CLASS LONG THROAT is that kid that sees you eating and says 'my mummy said i shouldn't take food from strangers (who wan give you food before)


CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP is when a house maid always ministers too the man of the house. Whereas the wife is just a prayer warrior (there is time for everything)


POVERTY is when a man drinks urine as an alternative therapy (faith)


HEARTLESS is when a man wants to peform his right as man, and his wife will say 'honey are you not tired?(don't starve man of his right)


FORMING is when a girl is eating draw soup with akpu but updates her status as 'this shawama is realy sweet.

My man this is a Talent here. Why make it waste. I saw your post since 2006 till 2012. That's 6 good years.Let's talk about how you can make waves. Reply ASAP

I'm listening.

I can't help but regret

If only If adam and eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.

Cool Thread heree....keep up!

Pidgeon is the only language where the question and answer can be the same.

Eg: Question- Eba dey?

Answer- Eba dey..

Question- Mummy dey house?

Answer- Mummy dey house.