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Poll: Who is the winner?Lyrical Sniperz: 66% (4 votes)Metafuh Mataduhz: 33% (2 votes) I choose not to say: 0% (0 votes) I give it to both: 0% (0 votes) This poll has ended |
ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 / Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) / Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland (2) (3) (4)
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Reine(f): 4:39pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
where's nairafan? |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 4:53pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
i'm right here baby |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 4:55pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
The naijafan triology Volume 2 - No mercy! [Hook] No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up' tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild "i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child" bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing 'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin' lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father? the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gunshots heard* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Hook] * line 2 in verse 2 was taking from No Mercy by Immortal Technique (line 4, verse 2) the hook was the same hook used in No Mercy by Immortal Technique (Judges please note. Sorry for dropping it late, yesterday wasnt easy for me.) |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 6:49pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
For the sake of peeps that were away for a while, entries close today, 2300 HRS GMT. paddy_lo: magneto: naijafan: |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 7:14pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
Metafuh Mataduhz Touch down in hell Tha king as tha mythical dragon @magnet,naijafart& worm Who got more game than this big cat, I spit gats blow up your chest when my speech clap- believe that I flow deeper than a knife stab wound to tha head trying to touch mine get chopped up by whistling lead my game tight like a cat's grip, dope like a sniff that's why it kick like a hindleg smash up your teeth only time magneto bust is when I punch his lips pinch his nuts with a tweezer,squeeze he start to drip lyrical snipers I see through y'all fakers like holes in walls you ain't got balls enough eunuchs couldn't fit in my draws I keep it real like finger jabs in your eye snap your spine against tha pressure of my bars then I watch you recline only when naijafan fly is when I'm whackin his chest then watch him sail out tha window where tha Bleep's tha snake you couldn't crawl past my lines metaphors is mines rip your scales like samuel jackson with a smokin nine I'm so sick dr.dre got infected that's why when I drop my sh*t your whole crew squat like I intended my lyrics plunge deeper than blades in ceasar so I ain't got to say "Think" at every punchline like you comedians this is war! guard your rear or get lyrically blasted mentally assaulted,cut up,bagged and chucked in a casket now paddy comin wit a desert eagle perched next to tha colt so watch this pu*ssy wannabe wordsmiths grab their nuts and bolt. Chorus We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns Paddy_lo STREET SMART (1) STREET Mataduhs be the dons,we be long gone evade popo err day have them niggas looking forlon am the reason fake cats wrap up they bitches at home like teflon cause u should never leave your dame next to me u are forwarned One step to me she gets a whiff,puss be wet all morn 212 by Carolina Herrera,yes that be ma cologne We mataduhs we got our paper,niggas call me bishop don juan love-vendor yo LovePeddler,"wheres ma dough",she aint got it you are the next john,next pawn am a love-vendor,make u suck d*ck all day,till your dentals be all worn,ass all torn We don't follow no rules,f*ck u and your main man,or your mans mum Who want to tess me,wig split,your bitch clit be all big,I know u like the way I shine,naijafan be that stalker,fake emcee I aint got no room to dine on ma table,nigga u tell fables,go sit down watch some cable,learn your style and go write about shit u aint able,to do am the dude whos been there,call me chris brown cause I run it, paper tectonic, fly supersonic got your bitch she a leech,suckin on me cause am rich,I got that niche,we don’t snitch,ma niggas don’t breech the street codes,we live bold,snatch your jacket and your fake Gold,want to compare your paper better multiply tenfold,Fool I got bitches in they thongs,in ma kitchen making fillet mignons,after that we up in rooms,come burstin on they tongues We henney sippin,condo flippin pussydippin,str8 pimpin, leave y’all limpin,fools I got Jamaican thugs that pack,white girls selling crack out of they crack,they be high and shit and be like"yo paddy this cracka’s on crack",Fools I just sit back like the mack,watch u fake fools trying to attack,what u fools know bout doing shotz of Redheaded sluts wit redheaded sluts in V.I.P after that its red headed sluts lickin nuts,doin anything I want,u bitches don’t stunt,nah this aint a taunt Am just telling it like it is,hate it or love it I handle ma biz Am that nigga your bitch going to miss,got that bitch on her knees Open her mouth and spray her like piss,after that u both still gon kiss Bet now u wiping your lips,fool u never seen a love-vendor like this. Chorus We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns @ Lyrical Sniperz, we are yet to get a compilation like the one above, this is the final and should be as neat as expected. Please respond ASAP. |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 7:29pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
Tha mega-slam at the meth-a-bleeps Volume 1 - The dress down Naijafan I'm n'fan, y'all can please call me the lecturer I'm about to put this methafuhz through a meth-lecture Y'all claim to be kickin but you can't even ball, players Got yo fate sealed like a ram during ileya I see you guys feelin my barz like you suckin on chocolate Yet, I come wit one love, but all y'all want to do is player hate But believe me pussies, I'ma take you out like its a date deliver fatal punches like i learnt from my dad in the senate I'm a revolution, i'd betr sign with da ill will (wheel) bout to show the world who i am, no longer can conceal I'm like a crazy lecturer, y'all can't step up to my class even when ya approachin, in a flash, i'd be out like i'm dash my body's smoking like i wz snoop, doggson's da middle name my tech hits you so hard you'll ne'er remain the same. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Hook] Hell No!. . .// (no) who that ugly bitch that be knocking on my door// (door) tianshit with that worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws) begging me like, "please can i suck your cock boo?"// (who?) aight open wide, close your eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!// (Boom!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Magneto first off, let me saw your breasts off// dump your asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog// u lil Hot bitches really trying to flirt a nigga, but// i don't give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]fcuks// your [b]washed out rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time// i'll slam lyrikal holes in your back, leaving u without a spine// y'all be claimin matadors, so all your talk is bull// Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool// tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips// fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip// now ma name been in your mouth more than faggy_ho's privates// bitch please, don't let me make u hold slugs like a human clip// even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion// thats why your chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion// wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge// Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree// faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this// still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n your running lips// acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes// u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine// even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin// random punches(line) to your skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"// rubbing your face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk// i'ma strap some C4 to your ass, now your sh*t is da bomb// even your mum knows your wack, she warned ya, but u refused// heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"// y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage// like a tsunami in your town, your experiencing a sweeping damage// Da Sniperz got red dots circling your dome like tupac bandannas// fuckin twitch your lips and u'll get split more than a banana// quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics// even young Naijafan schooling your asses, like he teaching mathematics// Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers// drowning your rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers// competition aint existing might as well move on up// trampling on our slain foes as we access the top// -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 2 - No Mercy [Hook] No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naijafan paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up' tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild "i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child" bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing 'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin' lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father? the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gun cocks in background* ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Volume 3 - The bye bye [Hook] tsk. tsk. tsk. bunch of fcukin lil' ass kids we coming out {not at you} but you still be getting fits competition aint existing, we might as well move on up trampling our slain foes as we access the top ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naijafan I lay my hands on the mic and heal it spit flows so hard, you can feel it even when i just talk, i'll still shake up the charts my sh*t gets to yo hearts and rip 'em like darts got paddy squattin, ready to listen to my linez yea, you can. the only thin i might require a lil fine my lizes be rippin yo skin like they was ether droppin fresh sh*t tearin needles off the metre steppin up to me, please don't test my skills hate it or love it, i'ma put u through tha grill these methafucks be ready to meet they death nothin original about 'em, they simply factory-rejects second verse, it gets worse. its iller than a sick-ho i spit sh*t u can't grab, call me tha lyrical pshycho even if you go meet tha priest, you can't still pray~on~me da damage is already done. all you can do is either pay~or~leave and you gotta pay in blood brother, what a shame~on~thee got you and your lil ass clique fidgettin at the name~of~me if bullsh*ttin was a blessin, then i'd rather have a shame~on~me we hit y'all so hard you thot it was a game~of~three against one// bitches we don't cheat. we do our thang like its an habit you can catch us anywhere, we not limited like you gays please do us a favour and get yo sh*t off our premise because we be itching to get you guys to your demise ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Hook] |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by tianshie(m): 9:13pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
[b] Touch Down In Hell II Tha end of competition @ lyrical slackers It's that time of tha month so I'm LEAKIN thoughts on tha lyric PAD squeezin bloody flows through ducts that make my lyrics fab beware it's on like switches at chernobyl nuclear reactor tha way I spit at precise angles I should be nicknamed protractor naijafan couldn't blow up if he had elephantiasis he only drop hard his lyrics when I'm hacking at his harnesses I'm so DOPE you gon' need REHAB after this JOINT I stay on TOP like tha BOTTOM when the anus is moist spit electric lines shock and then reverse magneto's poles so tha only sh*t that nigga attract is flies when he flows this DIAPER WRAPPER aint got SH*T on me mo'erfucker I peeped your bars now you're trippin like you won tha lotterey I'll make you see red like pupils embedded in clits rippin you is easy slowpoke similar to partin a zip I'm so FLY I got JETLAG when I'm sailin on beats lyrical slackers on them knees screamin 'Mataduhz beasts!' you can't contain us like giant mammaries in 'A' cup bras best you can do is bust a valve,sulk or wish on a star rock tha spot like mount gibraltar quakin spit more barz than robben island wit mandela in the can rakin magneto on QUICKSAND when my lyrics SINK took my advice about tha 'Think' you fcuken simpleton I'll make your game extinct this ain't a battle it's a simulation we through wit these nintendo sh*ts, where's tha satisfaction? I'm bout ta take a lick. Chorus We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns[/b]
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Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 9:46pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
naijafan: tianshie: |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 9:52pm On Jan 07, 2007 |
@tianshie Glad u made it, i put our rhymes all together on page one @christino/judges our lines are all together on page 1 |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by tianshie(m): 8:21pm On Jan 09, 2007 |
Word up Paddy? growing a beard waiting on the jury,,,,
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Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 2:58pm On Jan 10, 2007 |
whassapin! |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 5:26am On Jan 11, 2007 |
@Tianshie no doubt. . . |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by toosyno(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2007 |
@Tianshie Whats up bro, Been a long time. Been husstlin ya know. Get intouch. @everyone. Where ya'll @? |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by mukina2: 8:40pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
good |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by tianshie(m): 9:24pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
@Toosyn Sup bro? how's tha hustlin goin? we need that. @Hustler Sup dawgg? @Paddy Nikker what it do?
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Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 9:42pm On Jan 13, 2007 |
@Tianshie Non much homie. . .about to roll out, meet up wit some pips. . |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 1:26am On Jan 14, 2007 |
@ Toosyno, Where've u been man, hustling not good for your health! |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 11:19am On Jan 14, 2007 |
arrggh!!! how long will it take the judges to come to a conclusion?! |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by gbadex1(m): 1:08pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
^according to gbade's calculations: 9 millenia, 5 centuries, 8 decades, 7 months, 2weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 13 minutes, 28 seconds and .002 microseconds |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 3:10pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
haha. . . na them sabi sha. cant wait for another tournament oh, or what do you think gbade? |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by gbadex1(m): 7:30pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
yeah, same here dawg. This sh*t's been dragging on for too long |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 11:46pm On Jan 14, 2007 |
Lyrical Sniperz punctuality: 100% attendance: 66.7% rhyme scheme: 90% adherence to rules: 88% Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan public opinion: 66.7% Unanimous vote: decisive Average(So far):82.28% Judges' verdict: To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan Metafuh Mataduhz punctuality: 100% attendance: 66.7% rhyme scheme: 92% adherence to rules: 91% Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan public opinion: 33.3% Unanimous vote:decisive Average (So far):76.6% Judges' verdict: To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 10:41am On Jan 15, 2007 |
correction christino attendance for the lyrical sniperz is 66.7% not 50% the group members are magneto, naijafan and daSnake. magneto and naijafan where present which makes it 66.7% right?! |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 8:57pm On Jan 15, 2007 |
@ Naijafan Error is deeply regretted and has been corrected, sorry for the oversight. Thanks. |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 12:42am On Jan 16, 2007 |
Guys, Sorry for the delay, there's a tie, and i'm trying to get the 3rd judge again, as well as hear from the jury. Sorry for the delay, in order to forestall any more dissappointments, let's wait till Wednesday, 23:00hrs. |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 10:05am On Jan 16, 2007 |
judges attendance: 20% judges puntuality: 1% adherence to rules: 0% public opinion: incapable we could as well judge you guys!!! |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by mukina2: 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2007 |
naijafan . .thanks for the assessment anything else? |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 8:54pm On Jan 16, 2007 |
anything else? our results of course!!! |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 11:55pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
FINAL RESULTS Lyrical Sniperz punctuality: 100% attendance: 66.7% rhyme scheme: 90% adherence to rules: 88% Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): 88% public opinion: 66.7% Unanimous vote: 2 Average:83.23% Judges' verdict: Winner Metafuh Mataduhz punctuality: 100% attendance: 66.7% rhyme scheme: 92% adherence to rules: 91% Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): 90% public opinion: 33.3% Unanimous vote:1 Average :78.83% Judges' verdict: Another Tie and a final worthy of mention Greatest Rapper this fixture: Tianshie Greatest Rhyme Scheme this Fixture: Naijafan |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 11:59pm On Jan 17, 2007 |
@christino/judges If we beat them in Rhyme scheme,adherence to rules and Rap assessment, then how the hell did they beat us, makes no sense, oh well congrats, Naijafan. |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by magneto(m): 10:57am On Jan 18, 2007 |
FINALLY!! i almost got tired of waiting. well, congrats Sniperz! good luck folks, till next time. . .i'm out! oh, almost forgot. . . . [size=20pt]LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!![/size]ACT LIKE U KNOW |
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 11:09am On Jan 18, 2007 |
At last! hmm, best rhyme scheme second best freestyler second best new revelation (even tho i don't understand what the heck that means) Magneto, when we gon party?! Tianshie, nice one tho. Thank you butts I wouldnt have to whoop your ass next tournament, because u'd be judgin'. Thanks paddy_lo. |
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