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Poll: Who is the winner?

Lyrical Sniperz: 66% (4 votes)
Metafuh Mataduhz: 33% (2 votes)
I choose not to say: 0% (0 votes)
I give it to both: 0% (0 votes)
This poll has ended

ATTN: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper 2008 / Greatest Rapper On Nairaland Volume Two(group Tournament) / Rap Tournament: Greatest Rapper On Nairaland (2) (3) (4)

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Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Reine(f): 4:39pm On Jan 07, 2007
where's nairafan?
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 4:53pm On Jan 07, 2007
i'm right here baby
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 4:55pm On Jan 07, 2007
The naijafan triology

Volume 2 - No mercy!

[Hook]
No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies
y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy
destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be
and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man
even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan
bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan
y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan
an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude
because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha
and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off
not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up
and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up
if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up'


tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild
"i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child"
bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild
first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild
haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing
'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin'
lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father?
the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr
i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth
even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant
you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day
christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gunshots heard*
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Hook]

*
line 2 in verse 2 was taking from No Mercy by Immortal Technique (line 4, verse 2)
the hook was the same hook used in No Mercy by Immortal Technique
(Judges please note. Sorry for dropping it late, yesterday wasnt easy for me.)
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 6:49pm On Jan 07, 2007
For the sake of peeps that were away for a while, entries close today, 2300 HRS GMT.

paddy_lo:

@Competition
(2) SMART
This nigga called Magneto?, then please call me O.J, cause I will slay
you and your bitch(naijafan) and still be set free by Lance Ito
I am raid and you are a mosquito, try to buzz too close I spray and its Finito
Naijafan u lecture?,Please watch as I take over your stage,show you whos the real Mentor
Since u fake asses watch ma every move call me Ben Bernanke
Don’t know who he is? Well he's the Fed chairman up here in Yankee
Watch as I show u cats the depths of ma abilities, ma versatility
School u fools about interest rates, Fed funds and trading equity
MasterCard (MA) IPO was in late may or so, saw an opportunity so I decided to check it out you know
Went online to see if it was a bust or a blow, still in low 40's said to myself 'damn that’s too low'
so I took ma time took the Initiative. . . MAGNETO: Did you buy the stock?
MY REPLY: No I bought the Derivative!. . . .MAGNETO:Deriva. . . .what!!?
Nigga sit down, close your mouth and let me lecture,i know you are dumb,but i'll take questions later
Same goes for the rest of u Sniper Fakers, shut your traps sit your ass and bring out your jotters
See a derivative derives its value from something else
Call options, put options, interest rate and crude futures might ring a bell
so i bought 20 October call options, strike price 40, betting MA was worth more than forty
with a call option u control 100 shares so that’s pretty nifty
every dollar move of the stock above the strike price nets u 100 dollars
Multiplied by how many call options u have there in your corner
So here’s a test Snipers, Snipe at this if u learnt it
Though you guys are so retarded u still go*na flunk it
MasterCard release earnings stock jumps to seventy in a heartbeat
How much dough did this flashy nigga paddy make? U fucking deadbeats. .


magneto:

Chorus:

Hell No!. . .// (no)
who that ugly bitch that be knocking on my door// (door)
tianshit with that worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws)
begging me like, "please can i suck your cock boo?"// (who?)
aight open wide, close your eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!// (Boom!)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

first off, let me saw your breasts off//
dump your asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog//
u lil Hot bitches really trying to flirt a nigga, but//
i don't give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]mess//
your [b]washed out
rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time//
i'll slam lyrikal holes in your back, leaving u without a spine//
y'all be claimin matadors, so all your talk is bull//
Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool//
tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips//
fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip//
now ma name been in your mouth more than faggy_ho's privates//
bitch please, don't let me make u hold slugs like a human clip//
even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion//
thats why your chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion//
wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge//
Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree//
faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this//
still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n your running lips//
acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes//
u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine//
even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin//
random punches(line) to your skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"//
rubbing your face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk//
i'ma strap some C4 to your ass, now your sh*t is da bomb//
even your mum knows your wack, she warned ya, but u refused//
heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"//
y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage//
like a tsunami in your town, your experiencing a sweeping damage//
Da Sniperz got red dots circling your dome like tupac bandannas//
fuckin twitch your lips and u'll get split more than a banana//
quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics//
even young Naijafan schooling your asses, like he teaching mathematics//
Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers//
drowning your rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers//
competition aint existing might as well move on up//
trampling on our slain foes as we access the top//



*
404 = calabar slang for dog meat
meta = '3' in yoruba


naijafan:

The naijafan triology

Volume 2 - No mercy!

[Hook]
No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies
y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy
destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be
and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man
even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan
bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan
y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan
an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude
because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha
and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off
not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up
and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up
if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up'


tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild
"i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child"
bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild
first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild
haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing
'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin'
lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father?
the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr
i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth
even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant
you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day
christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gunshots heard*
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Hook]

*
line 2 in verse 2 was taking from No Mercy by Immortal Technique (line 4, verse 2)
the hook was the same hook used in No Mercy by Immortal Technique
(Judges please note. Sorry for dropping it late, yesterday wasnt easy for me.)
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 7:14pm On Jan 07, 2007
Metafuh Mataduhz

Touch down in hell

Tha king as tha mythical dragon
@magnet,naijafart& worm
Who got more game than this big cat, I spit gats
blow up your chest when my speech clap- believe that
I flow deeper than a knife stab wound to tha head
trying to touch mine get chopped up by whistling lead
my game tight like a cat's grip, dope like a sniff
that's why it kick like a hindleg smash up your teeth
only time magneto bust is when I punch his lips
pinch his nuts with a tweezer,squeeze he start to drip
lyrical snipers I see through y'all fakers like holes in walls
you ain't got balls enough eunuchs couldn't fit in my draws
I keep it real like finger jabs in your eye
snap your spine against tha pressure of my bars then I watch you recline
only when naijafan fly is when I'm whackin his chest
then watch him sail out tha window where tha Bleep's tha snake
you couldn't crawl past my lines metaphors is mines
rip your scales like samuel jackson with a smokin nine
I'm so sick dr.dre got infected
that's why when I drop my sh*t your whole crew squat like I intended
my lyrics plunge deeper than blades in ceasar
so I ain't got to say "Think" at every punchline like you comedians
this is war! guard your rear or get lyrically blasted
mentally assaulted,cut up,bagged and chucked in a casket
now paddy comin wit a desert eagle perched next to tha colt
so watch this pu*ssy wannabe wordsmiths grab their nuts and bolt.

Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns


Paddy_lo
STREET SMART
(1) STREET
Mataduhs be the dons,we be long gone evade popo err day have them niggas looking forlon
am the reason fake cats wrap up they bitches at home like teflon
cause u should never leave your dame next to me u are forwarned
One step to me she gets a whiff,puss be wet all morn
212 by Carolina Herrera,yes that be ma cologne
We mataduhs we got our paper,niggas call me bishop don juan
love-vendor yo LovePeddler,"wheres ma dough",she aint got it you are the next john,next pawn
am a love-vendor,make u suck d*ck all day,till your dentals be all worn,ass all torn
We don't follow no rules,f*ck u and your main man,or your mans mum
Who want to tess me,wig split,your bitch clit be all big,I know u like the way I shine,naijafan be that stalker,fake emcee I aint got no room to dine on ma table,nigga u tell fables,go sit down watch some cable,learn your style and go write about shit u aint able,to do am the dude whos been there,call me chris brown cause I run it, paper tectonic, fly supersonic got your bitch she a leech,suckin on me cause am rich,I got that niche,we don’t snitch,ma niggas don’t breech the street codes,we live bold,snatch your jacket and your fake Gold,want to compare your paper better multiply tenfold,Fool I got bitches in they thongs,in ma kitchen making fillet mignons,after that we up in rooms,come burstin on they tongues
We henney sippin,condo flippin pussydippin,str8 pimpin, leave y’all limpin,fools I got Jamaican thugs that pack,white girls selling crack out of they crack,they be high and shit and be like"yo paddy this cracka’s on crack",Fools I just sit back like the mack,watch u fake fools trying to attack,what u fools know bout doing shotz of Redheaded sluts wit redheaded sluts in V.I.P after that its red headed sluts lickin nuts,doin anything I want,u bitches don’t stunt,nah this aint a taunt
Am just telling it like it is,hate it or love it I handle ma biz
Am that nigga your bitch going to miss,got that bitch on her knees
Open her mouth and spray her like piss,after that u both still gon kiss
Bet now u wiping your lips,fool u never seen a love-vendor like this.


Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns



@ Lyrical Sniperz, we are yet to get a compilation like the one above, this is the final and should be as neat as expected. Please respond ASAP.
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 7:29pm On Jan 07, 2007
Tha mega-slam at the meth-a-bleeps

Volume 1 - The dress down

Naijafan
I'm n'fan, y'all can please call me the lecturer
I'm about to put this methafuhz through a meth-lecture
Y'all claim to be kickin but you can't even ball, players
Got yo fate sealed like a ram during ileya
I see you guys feelin my barz like you suckin on chocolate
Yet, I come wit one love, but all y'all want to do is player hate
But believe me pussies, I'ma take you out like its a date
deliver fatal punches like i learnt from my dad in the senate
I'm a revolution, i'd betr sign with da ill will (wheel)
bout to show the world who i am, no longer can conceal
I'm like a crazy lecturer, y'all can't step up to my class
even when ya approachin, in a flash, i'd be out like i'm dash
my body's smoking like i wz snoop, doggson's da middle name
my tech hits you so hard you'll ne'er remain the same.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Hook]
Hell No!. . .// (no)
who that ugly bitch that be knocking on my door//  (door)
tianshit with that worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws)
begging me like, "please can i suck your cock boo?"//  (who?)
aight open wide, close your eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!//  (Boom!)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Magneto
first off, let me saw your breasts off//
dump your asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog//
u lil Hot bitches really trying to flirt a nigga, but//
i don't give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]fcuks//
your [b]washed out
rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time//
i'll slam lyrikal holes in your back, leaving u without a spine//
y'all be claimin matadors, so all your talk is bull//
Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool//
tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips//
fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip//
now ma name been in your mouth more than faggy_ho's privates//
bitch please, don't let me make u hold slugs like a human clip//
even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion//
thats why your chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion//
wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge//
Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree//
faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this//
still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n your running lips//
acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes//
u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine//
even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin//
random punches(line) to your skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"//
rubbing your face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk//
i'ma strap some C4 to your ass, now your sh*t is da bomb//
even your mum knows your wack, she warned ya, but u refused//
heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"//
y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage//
like a tsunami in your town, your experiencing a sweeping damage//
Da Sniperz got red dots circling your dome like tupac bandannas//
fuckin twitch your lips and u'll get split more than a banana//
quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics//
even young Naijafan schooling your asses, like he teaching mathematics//
Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers//
drowning your rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers//
competition aint existing might as well move on up//
trampling on our slain foes as we access the top//
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Volume 2 - No Mercy

[Hook]
No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies
y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy
destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be
and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me


-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Naijafan
paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man
even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan
bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan
y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan
an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude
because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha
and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off
not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up
and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up
if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up'


tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild
"i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child"
bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild
first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild
haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing
'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin'
lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father?
the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr
i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth
even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant
you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day
christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gun cocks in background*
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Volume 3 - The bye bye

[Hook]
tsk. tsk. tsk. bunch of fcukin lil' ass kids
we coming out {not at you} but you still be getting fits
competition aint existing, we might as well move on up
trampling our slain foes as we access the top

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Naijafan
I lay my hands on the mic and heal it
spit flows so hard, you can feel it
even when i just talk, i'll still shake up the charts
my sh*t gets to yo hearts and rip 'em like darts
got paddy squattin, ready to listen to my linez
yea, you can. the only thin i might require a lil fine smiley
my lizes be rippin yo skin like they was ether
droppin fresh sh*t tearin needles off the metre
steppin up to me, please don't test my skills
hate it or love it, i'ma put u through tha grill smiley
these methafucks be ready to meet they death
nothin original about 'em, they simply factory-rejects


second verse, it gets worse. its iller than a sick-ho
i spit sh*t u can't grab, call me tha lyrical pshycho
even if you go meet tha priest, you can't still pray~on~me
da damage is already done. all you can do is either pay~or~leave
and you gotta pay in blood brother, what a shame~on~thee
got you and your lil ass clique fidgettin at the name~of~me
if bullsh*ttin was a blessin, then i'd rather have a shame~on~me
we hit y'all so hard you thot it was a game~of~three
against one// bitches we don't cheat. we do our thang like its an habit
you can catch us anywhere, we not limited like you gays
please do us a favour and get yo sh*t off our premise
because we be itching to get you guys to your demise
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[Hook]
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by tianshie(m): 9:13pm On Jan 07, 2007
[b]   Touch Down In Hell II
      Tha end of competition
       
      @ lyrical slackers

It's that time of tha month so I'm LEAKIN thoughts on tha lyric PAD
squeezin bloody flows through ducts that make my lyrics fab
beware it's on like switches at chernobyl nuclear reactor
tha way I spit at precise angles I should be nicknamed protractor
naijafan couldn't blow up if he had elephantiasis
he only drop hard his lyrics when I'm hacking at his harnesses
I'm so DOPE you gon' need REHAB after this JOINT
I stay on TOP like tha BOTTOM when the anus is moist
spit electric lines shock and then reverse magneto's poles
so tha only sh*t that nigga attract is flies when he flows
this DIAPER WRAPPER aint got SH*T on me
mo'erfucker I peeped your bars now you're trippin like you won tha lotterey
I'll make you see red like pupils embedded in clits
rippin you is easy slowpoke similar to partin a zip
I'm so FLY I got JETLAG when I'm sailin on beats
lyrical slackers on them knees screamin 'Mataduhz beasts!'
you can't contain us like giant mammaries in 'A' cup bras
best you can do is bust a valve,sulk or wish on a star
rock tha spot like mount gibraltar quakin
spit more barz than robben island wit mandela in the can rakin
magneto on QUICKSAND when my lyrics SINK
took my advice about tha 'Think' you fcuken simpleton I'll make your game extinct
this ain't a battle it's a simulation
we through wit these nintendo sh*ts, where's tha satisfaction?
I'm bout ta take a lick.

Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns[/b]

Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 9:46pm On Jan 07, 2007
naijafan:

Tha mega-slam at the meth-a-bleeps

Volume 1 - The dress down

Naijafan
I'm n'fan, y'all can please call me the lecturer
I'm about to put this methafuhz through a meth-lecture
Y'all claim to be kickin but you can't even ball, players
Got yo fate sealed like a ram during ileya
I see you guys feelin my barz like you suckin on chocolate
Yet, I come wit one love, but all y'all want to do is player hate
But believe me pussies, I'ma take you out like its a date
deliver fatal punches like i learnt from my dad in the senate
I'm a revolution, i'd betr sign with da ill will (wheel)
bout to show the world who i am, no longer can conceal
I'm like a crazy lecturer, y'all can't step up to my class
even when ya approachin, in a flash, i'd be out like i'm dash
my body's smoking like i wz snoop, doggson's da middle name
my tech hits you so hard you'll ne'er remain the same.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[Hook]
Hell No!. . .// (no)
who that ugly bitch that be knocking on my door// (door)
tianshit with that worn out panty_hose in her draws// (draws)
begging me like, "please can i suck your cock boo?"// (who?)
aight open wide, close your eyes. . . <click-clack> BOOM!!// (Boom!)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Magneto
first off, let me saw your breasts off//
dump your asses in the *404, like u was fresh dog//
u lil Hot bitches really trying to flirt a nigga, but//
i don't give a Bleep, 2 fcuks, or even a *meta[/b]fcuks//
your [b]washed out
rhymes can't shine, youse a fuckin waste of time//
i'll slam lyrikal holes in your back, leaving u without a spine//
y'all be claimin matadors, so all your talk is bull//
Sniperz appearing on the scene got u crapping hot stool//
tianshit couldn't spit sick with HIV on his lips//
fcukin homo peeped my bars, the nigga started to trip//
now ma name been in your mouth more than faggy_ho's privates//
bitch please, don't let me make u hold slugs like a human clip//
even when u high on viagra, cumming hard is a sad illusion//
thats why your chick gets more pricks than a fuckin pin cushion//
wannabe rap king, (lol!) only ice u got are cubes from mama's fridge//
Bleep around and u'll get buried in the dirt like a tree//
faggy_ho, panty_hole, dude u aint even worth this//
still i'ma rip them nike shoes off'n your running lips//
acting all superstar, with them nursery ass rhymes//
u got more bitch than Olivia, u couldn't take whats mine//
even my weakest bars stay tighter than a virgin//
random punches(line) to your skull gon' leave u "star-gazing"//
rubbing your face with vaseline's the only time u get to shine, punk//
i'ma strap some C4 to your ass, now your sh*t is da bomb//
even your mum knows your wack, she warned ya, but u refused//
heck, u been dumped so many times u should be tagged, "fairly used"//
y'all metafucks couldn't survive this lyrikal carnage//
like a tsunami in your town, your experiencing a sweeping damage//
Da Sniperz got red dots circling your dome like tupac bandannas//
fuckin twitch your lips and u'll get split more than a banana//
quit dropping wack ish, go home n practise, learn some new tactics//
even young Naijafan schooling your asses, like he teaching mathematics//
Lyrikal Sniperz be ripping diapers, like these baby ass (w)rappers//
drowning your rat squeals in our heavy flows, like we the pied pipers//
competition aint existing might as well move on up//
trampling on our slain foes as we access the top//
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Volume 2 - No Mercy

[Hook]
No mercy is what i lyrically spit on enemies
y'all lives' a fcukin mistake, nfan's the remedy
destryin you 'fore you become what u intended to be
and in the future, you'll worship those that descended from me


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Naijafan
paddy_lo, you asked for it, now sit back, relax, and take it in like a man
even if you dedicate a three to me, you wont still be betr than a stan
bitch-ass niggers acting up, trying to step up to the naijafan
y'all betr get out or i'ma crush you wit da rest of my clan
an yea, u kip talkin shit about bitches, i bet you aint got one dude
because everyone in here includin the thread viewers has had sex but you, haha
and hell yea, the one u dreamin off wont turn me on if she had her fcukin clothes off
not strange u thinkin bout her because even yo pic makes me fcukin throw up
and yea, i do lecture idiots. try to teach 'em to fcukin grow up
if you don't want to, i'll change the lesson topics to 'how to fcukin blow up'


tianshie, u think yourself so high, so i aint gon be mild
"i'ma touch yo pregnant bitch n make her give birth to a dead child"
bitch nigger thot he was being funny, went ta join tha girls guild
first got his ass bleeped the night the boy scouts went wild
haha. . u gotta tell your fuckin daughter this one thing
'don't be like your impotent father' 'what u say dad' 'sh*t, i said nothin'
lame bitch, u scared o' tellin her shishi's her father?
the night u was bleeped, u got yo stick ripped off. can't get no betr
i spit sh*t enough to get u confused about da diff between da anus n mouth
even if u said 'think' after your lines, it'll be no betr than a monkey's rant
you's just a fake ass whimp, no doubt about that any day
christino, get this bitch off here, or i'ma do it my way *gun cocks in background*
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Volume 3 - The bye bye

[Hook]
tsk. tsk. tsk. bunch of fcukin lil' ass kids
we coming out {not at you} but you still be getting fits
competition aint existing, we might as well move on up
trampling our slain foes as we access the top

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Naijafan
I lay my hands on the mic and heal it
spit flows so hard, you can feel it
even when i just talk, i'll still shake up the charts
my sh*t gets to yo hearts and rip 'em like darts
got paddy squattin, ready to listen to my linez
yea, you can. the only thin i might require a lil fine smiley
my lizes be rippin yo skin like they was ether
droppin fresh sh*t tearin needles off the metre
steppin up to me, please don't test my skills
hate it or love it, i'ma put u through tha grill smiley
these methafucks be ready to meet they death
nothin original about 'em, they simply factory-rejects


second verse, it gets worse. its iller than a sick-ho
i spit sh*t u can't grab, call me tha lyrical pshycho
even if you go meet tha priest, you can't still pray~on~me
da damage is already done. all you can do is either pay~or~leave
and you gotta pay in blood brother, what a shame~on~thee
got you and your lil ass clique fidgettin at the name~of~me
if bullsh*ttin was a blessin, then i'd rather have a shame~on~me
we hit y'all so hard you thot it was a game~of~three
against one// bitches we don't cheat. we do our thang like its an habit
you can catch us anywhere, we not limited like you gays
please do us a favour and get yo sh*t off our premise
because we be itching to get you guys to your demise
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[Hook]

tianshie:

[b] Touch Down In Hell II
Tha end of competition

@ lyrical slackers

It's that time of tha month so I'm LEAKIN thoughts on tha lyric PAD
squeezin bloody flows through ducts that make my lyrics fab
beware it's on like switches at chernobyl nuclear reactor
tha way I spit at precise angles I should be nicknamed protractor
naijafan couldn't blow up if he had elephantiasis
he only drop hard his lyrics when I'm hacking at his harnesses
I'm so DOPE you gon' need REHAB after this JOINT
I stay on TOP like tha BOTTOM when the anus is moist
spit electric lines shock and then reverse magneto's poles
so tha only sh*t that nigga attract is flies when he flows
this DIAPER WRAPPER aint got SH*T on me
mo'erfucker I peeped your bars now you're trippin like you won tha lotterey
I'll make you see red like pupils embedded in clits
rippin you is easy slowpoke similar to partin a zip
I'm so FLY I got JETLAG when I'm sailin on beats
lyrical slackers on them knees screamin 'Mataduhz beasts!'
you can't contain us like giant mammaries in 'A' cup bras
best you can do is bust a valve,sulk or wish on a star
rock tha spot like mount gibraltar quakin
spit more barz than robben island wit mandela in the can rakin
magneto on QUICKSAND when my lyrics SINK
took my advice about tha 'Think' you fcuken simpleton I'll make your game extinct
this ain't a battle it's a simulation
we through wit these nintendo sh*ts, where's tha satisfaction?
I'm bout ta take a lick.

Chorus
We inflammable spit fire then spit brimstone
torch your maynes then stupid we torch you too
no one can mess with metafuh mataduhz we still tha dons
leave tha lyrical sniperz with 3rd degree burns[/b]

Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 9:52pm On Jan 07, 2007
@tianshie
Glad u made it, i put our rhymes all together on page one
@christino/judges
our lines are all together on page 1
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by tianshie(m): 8:21pm On Jan 09, 2007
Word up Paddy?
growing a beard waiting on the jury,,,,

Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 2:58pm On Jan 10, 2007
whassapin!
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 5:26am On Jan 11, 2007
@Tianshie
no doubt. . .
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by toosyno(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2007
@Tianshie

Whats up bro, Been a long time.
Been husstlin ya know.
Get intouch.



@everyone.
Where ya'll @?
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by mukina2: 8:40pm On Jan 13, 2007
good cheesy
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by tianshie(m): 9:24pm On Jan 13, 2007
@Toosyn
Sup bro? how's tha hustlin goin? we need that.
@Hustler
Sup dawgg?

@Paddy
Nikker what it do?

Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 9:42pm On Jan 13, 2007
@Tianshie
Non much homie. . .about to roll out, meet up wit some pips. .
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 1:26am On Jan 14, 2007
@ Toosyno,

Where've u been man, hustling not good for your health! cheesy
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 11:19am On Jan 14, 2007
arrggh!!!

how long will it take the judges to come to a conclusion?!
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by gbadex1(m): 1:08pm On Jan 14, 2007
^according to gbade's calculations: 9 millenia, 5 centuries, 8 decades, 7 months, 2weeks, 6 days, 5 hours, 13 minutes, 28 seconds and .002 microseconds cheesy tongue
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 3:10pm On Jan 14, 2007
haha. . . na them sabi sha. cant wait for another tournament oh, or what do you think gbade?
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by gbadex1(m): 7:30pm On Jan 14, 2007
yeah, same here dawg. This sh*t's been dragging on for too long
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 11:46pm On Jan 14, 2007
Lyrical Sniperz

punctuality: 100%
attendance: 66.7%
rhyme scheme: 90%
adherence to rules: 88%
Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan
public opinion: 66.7%
Unanimous vote: decisive
Average(So far):82.28%
Judges' verdict: To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan


Metafuh Mataduhz

punctuality: 100%
attendance: 66.7%
rhyme scheme: 92%
adherence to rules: 91%
Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan
public opinion: 33.3%
Unanimous vote:decisive
Average (So far):76.6%
Judges' verdict: To be released tomorrow Monday 15th Jan
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 10:41am On Jan 15, 2007
correction christino

attendance for the lyrical sniperz is 66.7%  not 50%

the group members are magneto, naijafan and daSnake. magneto and naijafan where present which makes it 66.7% right?!
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 8:57pm On Jan 15, 2007
@ Naijafan

Error is deeply regretted and has been corrected, sorry for the oversight.

Thanks.
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 12:42am On Jan 16, 2007
Guys,

Sorry for the delay, there's a tie, and i'm trying to get the 3rd judge again, as well as hear from the jury. Sorry for the delay, in order to forestall any more dissappointments, let's wait till

Wednesday, 23:00hrs.
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 10:05am On Jan 16, 2007
judges attendance: 20% cheesy
judges puntuality: 1% angry
adherence to rules: 0%
public opinion: incapable grin

we could as well judge you guys!!!
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by mukina2: 8:46pm On Jan 16, 2007
naijafan . .thanks for the assessment anything else? tongue
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 8:54pm On Jan 16, 2007
anything else?

our results of course!!!
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by Christino(m): 11:55pm On Jan 17, 2007
FINAL RESULTS shocked

Lyrical Sniperz

punctuality: 100%
attendance: 66.7%
rhyme scheme: 90%
adherence to rules: 88%
Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): 88%
public opinion: 66.7%
Unanimous vote: 2
Average:83.23%
Judges' verdict: Winner


Metafuh Mataduhz

punctuality: 100%
attendance: 66.7%
rhyme scheme: 92%
adherence to rules: 91%
Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): 90%
public opinion: 33.3%
Unanimous vote:1
Average :78.83%
Judges' verdict: Another Tie and a final worthy of mention

Greatest Rapper this fixture: Tianshie
Greatest Rhyme Scheme this Fixture: Naijafan
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by paddylo1(m): 11:59pm On Jan 17, 2007
@christino/judges
If we beat them in Rhyme scheme,adherence to rules and Rap assessment, then how the hell did they beat us, makes no sense, oh well congrats, Naijafan.
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by magneto(m): 10:57am On Jan 18, 2007
FINALLY!! shocked i almost got tired of waiting. well, congrats Sniperz! good luck folks, till next time. . .i'm out!




oh, almost forgot. . . .












[size=20pt]LYRIKAL SNIPERZ RULE!!![/size]ACT LIKE U KNOW cool
Re: [POLL] Grand Finale: Nairaland's Greatest Rapper (group Tourney) by naijafan(m): 11:09am On Jan 18, 2007
At last!

hmm, best rhyme scheme cool second best freestyler cool second best new revelation cool (even tho i don't understand what the heck that means)
Magneto, when we gon party?! Tianshie, nice one tho. Thank you butts I wouldnt have to whoop your ass next tournament, because u'd be judgin'. Thanks paddy_lo.

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