Watching Football with our wives can be very annoying, frustrating and stressful.
The example below is typical (I pity the guy no b small):
Wife: Dipo, who's that guy. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: Chris bawo, no na. that's Theo Walcott!!!
Wife: Hey! Oh he looks like Chris ni....What's that yellow card for?
Husband: Its a warning to a player; and red means the player must stop playing and leave the pitch.
Wife: Ohhh! It's something similar to a traffic light: Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
Husband: Yeah yeah sure.. You are right.!!
Wife: What about the green card?
Husband: Ohhh! there's nothing like that in football.
Wife: Which teams are these?
Husband: Which kind wahala be this na!! God! It's Arsenal and Chelsea. What again!
Wife: Ok ok ok! What colour is Arsenal putting on?
Husband: No be red jersey be that?
Wife: Ok..which team is putting on blue?
Husband: (upset)...Omg, Haba, Wetin na. Don't you know its Chelsea?
Wife: Enhe? Wow! I want Arsenal to win the world cup.
Husband: (depressed, and nod his head in pity) ohk, me too.....
Wife: Take am easy na! Please who's that old man?
Husband: Hmmm... that's Arsenal's coach, Arsene Wenger
Wife:Oooh Ok..... I understand now. Sooo that means the other coach is Chelsea Wenger?
Husband: Wo, arabirin free me jare!! (Changes Super Sport Channel to African Magic)

Lalasticalala | Mynd44

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What I used to do if I received too many footballing questions is that I will tune the station to supersports Blitz and say : for more answers to ya questions here is the supersports Blitz for you 24/7.