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How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 8:19pm On Oct 10, 2016
So some days back i noticed 3 kittens have been strolling round the fence of my house but i just ignored them. Now just yesterday, i found two of them in my compound and they are still there today hiding under the flowers in my compound. The thing is i dont hate cats, infact these once are cute but i find them scary, spooky or whatever.

Please for those that keep cats, how can i lead them out of my house? Or is there any poison i can put around my compound so they can eat and die.. i can't even move freely round my house knowing they are around, especially now that every where is dark.
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by superemmy(m): 12:47am On Oct 11, 2016
Eeerhm obviously a cat has 9 lives. Are you ready to destroy all nine lives?
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Tellemall: 12:57am On Oct 11, 2016
Catch and relocate them.

Poison them.

Kill them with brute force.

Or simply get dogs.

Problem with the latter is that dogs tend to let cats get away with crimes.
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Falcone52x: 1:00am On Oct 11, 2016
lol
smh
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 1:24am On Oct 11, 2016
superemmy:
Eeerhm obviously a cat has 9 lives. Are you ready to destroy all nine lives?
9 likes ko.. people that kill cats to eat them nko, do the cats resurrect? cheesy

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Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 1:26am On Oct 11, 2016
Tellemall:
Catch and relocate them.

Poison them.

Kill them with brute force.

Or simply get dogs.

Problem with the latter is that dogs tend to let cats get away with crimes.
how do u mean?
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Tellemall: 7:54am On Oct 11, 2016
haibe:
how do u mean?

Cats are hardier than dogs. They dribble them around, give them facial rehabilitation when they fight, and taunt dogs. All this and they look better off than the dogs that encounter them and make a lot of noise.

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Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Prodeegee(m): 8:16am On Oct 11, 2016
Hi Nairaland, Long time. Is this what you have become?
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 8:36am On Oct 11, 2016
Tellemall:


Cats are hardier than dogs. They dribble them around, give them facial rehabilitation when they fight, and taunt dogs. All this and they look better off than the dogs that encounter them and make a lot of noise.
okay. Am just gonna look for someone who likes cats to come take them away cause i cant touch them
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 8:37am On Oct 11, 2016
Prodeegee:
Hi Nairaland, Long time. Is this what you have become?
what?
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Baroba(m): 8:57am On Oct 11, 2016
haibe:
So some days back i noticed 3 kittens have been strolling round the fence of my house but i just ignored them. Now just yesterday, i found two of them in my compound and they are still there today hiding under the flowers in my compound. The thing is i dont hate cats, infact these once are cute but i find them scary, spooky or whatever.

Please for those that keep cats, how can i lead them out of my house? Or is there any poison i can put around my compound so they can eat and die.. i can't even move freely round my house knowing they are around, especially now that every where is dark.

You don't hate cats, but you want to poison them? Haba no be so now.. Why not try a cat repellant instead of thinking of how to kill them.. Here are a few humane methods..

http://catsaway.org/homemade-cat-repellent-recipes/
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 10:00am On Oct 11, 2016
Baroba:


You don't hate cats, but you want to poison them? Haba no be so now.. Why not try a cat repellant instead of thinking of how to kill them.. Here are a few humane methods..

http://catsaway.org/homemade-cat-repellent-recipes/
baba i dont hate them. Am only scared of them being around me and u cant blame me. Thanks for the link .
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 12:15pm On Oct 11, 2016
See them over there.. i took a picture from afar
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Tellemall: 6:48pm On Oct 11, 2016
haibe:
okay. Am just gonna look for someone who likes cats to come take them away cause i cant touch them

Feral cats? Nobody will take them.

I think in such situations culling is necessary. Feel free to poison the caterwauling menaces, because by the time they multiply you will find yourself in the midst of a daring colony of furry evils.

Their vomited hairballs are particularly disgusting.

Lol, look at how they're lounging. If you let them, next time you will be taking pics of up to 18 at that spot.

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Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 7:05pm On Oct 11, 2016
Tellemall:


Feral cats? Nobody will take them.

I think in such situations culling is necessary. Feel free to poison the caterwauling menaces, because by the time they multiply you will find yourself in the midst of a daring colony of furry evils.

Their vomited hairballs are particularly disgusting.

Lol, look at how they're lounging. If you let them, next time you will be taking pics of up to 18 at that spot.

lol are u serious? I will call some mallam around here to come kill them
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Tellemall: 7:10pm On Oct 11, 2016
haibe:
lol are u serious? I will call some mallam around here to come kill them

Very serious.

I know what cats can do. That's how one just strolled round the neighborhood. Next thing, there was a colony of fighting, hissing, spitting aggressive things, cat walking when the sun was out. They didn't look cute for long. Their faces changed.

Long whiskers. Bushy fur.

Grew very big. They screamed a lot at night, too. No regard for sanctity of nighttime. A real nocturnal menace.

Lachupacapra!

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Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 7:46pm On Oct 11, 2016
Tellemall:


Very serious.

I know what cats can do. That's how one just strolled round the neighborhood. Next thing, there was a colony of fighting, hissing, spitting aggressive things, cat walking when the sun was out. They didn't look cute for long. Their faces changed.

Long whiskers. Bushy fur.

Grew very big. They screamed a lot at night, too. No regard for sanctity of nighttime. A real nocturnal menace.

Lachupacapra!
damn this is serious. They must die tomorrow.
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by welzyj2(m): 7:46pm On Oct 11, 2016
Tellemall:


Very serious.

I know what cats can do. That's how one just strolled round the neighborhood. Next thing, there was a colony of fighting, hissing, spitting aggressive things, cat walking when the sun was out. They didn't look cute for long. Their faces changed.

Long whiskers. Bushy fur.

Grew very big. They screamed a lot at night, too. No regard for sanctity of nighttime. A real nocturnal menace.

Lachupacapra!

lol. no b so oo grin
e b like cat don do u strong tin b4

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Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by haibe(m): 7:56pm On Oct 11, 2016
Baroba:


You don't hate cats, but you want to poison them? Haba no be so now.. Why not try a cat repellant instead of thinking of how to kill them.. Here are a few humane methods..

http://catsaway.org/homemade-cat-repellent-recipes/
Bros u can see why it maybe necessary to kill them now abi
Re: How To Chase Or Kill Cats In My Compound by Tellemall: 12:16pm On Oct 12, 2016
haibe:
damn this is serious. They must die tomorrow.


Don't leave things they can eat around the house(outside). Because they take that as an invitation to stay. Even dustbins are an invitation to those things.

Until you experience cats you won't know how terrible they can be.

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