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Joke On Ronaldo by omobs(m): 5:20pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
If life were like Nigerian movie, one day thunder will strike
and C Ronaldo will fall on d pitch and start shouting "i will
confess!!!, I will confess!!!
Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and made him lose form
Spectators: Jesus!!! !!! Ronaldo continues:
I also used d charm I got from agwo turu in Portugal to tie
Bale, to make sure he
doesn't shine better.
Ronaldo coughs and continues : I cursed the
Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears
it will become a dummy like
Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Memphis
Depay.
Please don't give that Jersey to Rashford unless......
Spectators: Ewoooo!! !!!
Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!! !!
Ronaldo continues: When I heard we were about to buy
Pogba, I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a
stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him
useless and sent him to my former club
Spectators: Wonders shall never end!!!!!!!!!!
Coach: Come and be going
Man utd president: What did we do to deserve this?
Ronaldo continues : I made the real Madrid sack Mourinho
because the man was trying to find my secret "i tried to
kill Messi with
frustration in Copa America and also Taking him to jail""
but it was the gods backfired
now."" my body is burning fire ooo fire ooo I have
confessed i have confessed
Spectators: Chaiiiii!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Messi who just came in with Bible and Charles in his
hands hears the last statement and starts crying, then the
background music will start Playing
"Uwam o chai Uwam O uwa eeh O Utah Gini kam mere
yah.. As Iniesta, Neymar and
Suarez will start consoling him. 2 Likes |
Re: Joke On Ronaldo by tutaboi(m): 5:32pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
Lolzzz. He caused no 7 Jersey for man united got me |
Re: Joke On Ronaldo by omobs(m): 11:13pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
tutaboi: lols, |
Re: Joke On Ronaldo by SureTip: 5:16am On Oct 17, 2016 |
Lol |
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