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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ifenes(m): 11:05am On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

The ignorant won't know he is a Christ. There you the OP won't see him because you have failed to recognise yourself in the mirror

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by uzoexcel(m): 11:06am On Nov 06, 2016
I wouldav rooted for your speech but how in the world will u not mention NAIJA POLITICIANS undecided

chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by JayJayGee: 11:08am On Nov 06, 2016
The amount of people that don't believe in the second coming of Jesus dey shock me...

op Jesus is coming soon but some of those things you write there follow abeg...
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by omojeesu(m): 11:13am On Nov 06, 2016
[quote author=omojeesu post=50807963][/quote]

YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE MESSAGE.

YOU ARE EITHER SINCERELY IGNORANT OR JUST OUTRIGHTLY MISCHIEVIOUS.

1) YES, JESUS INDEED IS COMING BACK BUT HE WILL COME AT THE HEIGHT OF ANTICHRIST'S PERSECUTION OF BELIEVERS. THE LATTER WILL APPEAR FIRST TO TRY AND DECEIVE GOD'S ELECTS - JEWS AND CHRISTIANS - AND ESPECIALLY THE CHRISTIANS FOR THEM TO MISS THE RAPTURE.

2) THOSE WHO WONT BE RAPTURED ARE SINNERS WHO REFUSE TO REPENT OF THEIR SINS AND RECEIVE JESUS AS SAVIOR AND LORD OF THEIR LIVES WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE RECEIVED ANTICHRIST' MARK. PERFUME, HAIRDO etc AS YOU LISTED HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPTURE.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by ceejay80s(m): 11:15am On Nov 06, 2016
africanusvu:
OP.U 4gt those who bath wit water.those who use soap to bath and wash.those who sweep them rooms

And those that use phones too
And also those men of God who own universities poor families can't afford

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jonbellion(m): 11:15am On Nov 06, 2016
JayJayGee:
The amount of people that don't believe in the second coming of Jesus dey shock me...

op Jesus is coming soon but some of those things you write there follow abeg...
lol how would we believe when he's supposed to be coming on a flying horse
Why did he have to fly to heaven since heaven is not in this dimension shouldn't he have just disappeared?
Dude the guy is a lie. His claims were grossly exaggerated
And please how would all eyes see him
It's like the nigga doesn't know we are on a spherical earth and we don't see the sun at the same time it's now a Palestinian Jew portrayed as a Caucasian in the media coming on a flying horse with a two edged sword from his mouth all eyes would see
Lol talk about comedy

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Smellymouth: 11:17am On Nov 06, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
hahahahahaha. That gif got me cheesy

cheesy cheesy Oloye, na wetin dem teach us for Sunday school oo.. grin
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by StupidYorubaFool: 11:18am On Nov 06, 2016
calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin



I must confess I'm in luv with your dp

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 11:19am On Nov 06, 2016
freethinker01:
Lol... Jesus existed tho but almost everything said and told about him were lies n propaganda... Anyone that thinks he's coming back needs to get his/her brain checked.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by YoungDaNaval(m): 11:20am On Nov 06, 2016
OMG I FELT SO Hot AFTER EATING CUCUMBER DIS MORNING.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by calliope(f): 11:20am On Nov 06, 2016
StupidYorubaFool:
I must confess I'm in luv with your dp
smiley
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by aalangel(f): 11:22am On Nov 06, 2016
The generation that will be Raptured is the generation that will reject death. Reject death and you'll witness Rapture.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by cycline404(m): 11:22am On Nov 06, 2016
cocoberry:
cry[i]Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him[ cry
Haba Jesus too for no go meet God for heaven, can u now explain this... Mark 14:3
While He was in Bethany at the home of Simon the leper, and reclining at the table, there came a woman with an alabaster vial of very costly perfume of pure nard; and she broke the vial and poured it over His head.

Matthew 26:12
"For when she poured this perfume on My body, she did it to prepare Me for burial.



Leave that op alone, the worst is you thinking you know whereby you know nothing, that is ops case
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 11:30am On Nov 06, 2016
Why are you suprised?!
The scam of Christianity is finally coming out in the open.
People are finally starting to wise up and shine their eyes.
Na by the will of God cheesy grin tongue
JayJayGee:
The amount of people that don't believe in the second coming of Jesus dey shock me...

op Jesus is coming soon but some of those things you write there follow abeg...

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by tartarus(m): 11:31am On Nov 06, 2016
Ah! No perfume?. I guess heaven really stinks sad
What's Jesus's fetishism with body odour?

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Nobody: 11:32am On Nov 06, 2016
Smellymouth:


cheesy cheesy Oloye, na wetin dem teach us for Sunday school oo.. grin
Alaga no be small thing o hahaha

Did you hear about the trumpet that sounded from the cloud in Israel? I just saw that this morning on IG. They said it's warning cheesy grin cheesy can't stop laughing

https://instagram.com/p/BMdG5BmD4RZ/

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by echodrum(m): 11:35am On Nov 06, 2016
OP, only if you can explain the meaning of Mathew 16:18, then I will know that you are not ignorant. It says and I quote " truly I say unto you, there are some of you standing here today who will not taste death before they see son of man come in his kingdom ".
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by peeta4u(m): 11:35am On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.
if all dis are ur conditions,, den i dnt wanna see him.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jaafree: 11:37am On Nov 06, 2016
calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin



. And who and who might that be
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by jaafree: 11:39am On Nov 06, 2016
SalomonKane:
I've been hearing this for the past years, and guess what, Jesus hasn't come.

Dude, sorry to burst your bubble, Jesus isn't coming.
. Surely he will come
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Omooba77: 11:43am On Nov 06, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Has Jesus himself repented from his lies before telling me to repent He has been lying from centuries to centuries that he is coming soon yet nobody see am. No be only repent, na revive. No go find better team stake money put whether u fit win millions for bet9ja, dey preach about Jesus wey Israelites sef no believe say he dey come

The soonest of Jesus Christ is not how you count time 2Peter 3:2-8.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Mujtahida: 11:45am On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.
You too will not see him!
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by seenter84: 11:45am On Nov 06, 2016
how about you ?
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by fof1: 11:50am On Nov 06, 2016
calliope:
Jesus had two dads... And you're here condemning gays.. Sorry for you grin




ARE U ONE OF CHILDREN BORN BY D GAY PATNERS? CONGRATS. WHO ARE D TWO FATHERS OF JESUS? SEE THE IMPORT OF D POST,CHANGE LIFESTYLE FOR BETTER HUMANITY IS WHAT WE NEED. CHRIST IS INDEED COMING FOR D SAINTLY,REPENTANCE IS KEY.
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Alfa55: 11:50am On Nov 06, 2016
Coming 2 where 2 come and do what?

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by Daniel058(m): 11:55am On Nov 06, 2016
TVTKOKO:
With all those things u typed up there, then heaven would be dry, empty and boring as shiit! angry angry angry angry
Imagine even using perfume undecided undecided... Then tell me what that woman used in cleaning Jesus feet
Even Jesu's body was anointed after this death
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by cavi: 11:56am On Nov 06, 2016
We Africans, have been blinded and brainwashed by religion therefore loosing the ability to think properly and this has made us intellectually lazy[left][/left]

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by PeridotBelle(f): 11:56am On Nov 06, 2016
TVTKOKO:
With all those things u typed up there, then heaven would be dry, empty and boring as shiit! angry angry angry angry
Imagine even using perfume undecided undecided... Then tell me what that woman used in cleaning Jesus feet

My brother, the kind of things we hear these days. Just imagine all that angry angry
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by PeridotBelle(f): 11:57am On Nov 06, 2016
chris6flash:
Repent my brothers and sisters, Jesus is coming soon.

Oh ye armed robbers REPENT jesus is coming soon.

Thieves wont see him
Idolaters wont see him
Cheats wont see him
Fornicators wont see him
Adulterers wont see him
Those who still use attachment, human hair or brazillian hair wont see him
Those ladies still apply makeups of all sort wont see him
Those ladies still wearing jewelries,earings etc wont see him
Gamblers wont see him
Those who hate, envy, jealous wont see him
Gay, lesbians wont see him
Those of u who are going to church only on sundays wont see him
Those of u still making use of perfumes wont see him
Backbitters wont see him
Those of u who smoke,drink or humanize wont see him
Those of u who dont go to church due to football matches,wedding or any earthly activities wont see him
Those who dont believe in God wont see him
Those who keep malice wont see him



REPENT today, JESUS loves US all and wants us to repent. Tomorrow might be toooo late.

Why are thou ridiculing Christianity, why angry

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Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by chuose2: 11:58am On Nov 06, 2016
JESUS IS LORD!
UNLIKE THE PEDOPHILE MOHAMMED & ALLAH

Hadith of Muslim, volume 2, #3309
Aisha reported: Allah’s Messenger married me when I was six years old.

Bukhari (6:298) -
Muhammad would take a bath with the little girl and handle her.


NO BAN ME MODS
These people were never banned

Nigayoyo:


I swear, that Jesus is a piece of sh.it! He had NO genuine love for humanity angry
Re: Repent !!!!!! Jesus Is Coming Soon! by rev2214(m): 11:59am On Nov 06, 2016
HEAVEN IS SURE - By Babatunde Olatunji Fagboyo

1. God created everthing beautifully from the beginning, but sin corrupt the entire system.
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Rom 3:23

2. The consequencies of sin is death.
For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Rom 6:23

3. But Death was defeated at calvery and our sin was forgiven.
Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Rom3:24

4. A new life was given to us in JESUS (Born Again)
I am crucified with Christ: nevertheless I live; yet not I, but Christ liveth in me: and the life which I now live in the flesh I live by the faith of the Son of God, who loved me, and gave himself for me. Gal 2:20

5. Stay far from Sin
Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin. 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin. 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him: 6:9 Knowing that Christ being raised from the dead dieth no more; death hath no more dominion over him. 6:10 For in that he died, he died unto sin once: but in that he liveth, he liveth unto God. 6:11 Likewise reckon ye also yourselves to be dead indeed unto sin, but alive unto God through Jesus Christ our Lord. 6:12 Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof.

6. Living a righteous life.
Neither yield ye your members as instruments of unrighteousness unto sin: but yield yourselves unto God, as those that are alive from the dead, and your members as instruments of righteousness unto God. For sin shall not have dominion over you: for ye are not under the law, but under grace. Rom6:13-14

7. Heaven is sure.
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. John 3:16-20

Romans 8:1 There is therefore now no condemnation to them which are in Christ Jesus, who walk not after the flesh, but after the Spirit.

Stay Blessed

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