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7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2016
1. Bathroom Slippers


Perfect width and length for slaps too.

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2016
2. Wooden Spoons


For easy kitchen beatings.

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:43pm On Nov 11, 2016
3. Slides


Fantastic for throwing at the head of your younger siblings. grin grin grin

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:45pm On Nov 11, 2016
4. Your fathers belt


When the belt comes out, someone’s dying. grin grin grin

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:48pm On Nov 11, 2016
5. Good ol’ fashioned slaps

Some matters can only be settled by hand.

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:49pm On Nov 11, 2016
6. The wires at the back of the TV


The koboko of the sitting room. shocked

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:51pm On Nov 11, 2016
7. Broom (Igbale)


When your mother/aunty switches from level 0 to 100 real quick... Kill them all grin grin

Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 5:52pm On Nov 11, 2016
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Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by thesicilian: 5:55pm On Nov 11, 2016
Foreigners will not understand this

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Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by beycity(m): 5:55pm On Nov 11, 2016
All nah still "Cane".
But mehn!!! I chop slippers no be small oh.

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Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Nov 11, 2016
thesicilian:
Foreigners will not understand this
true grin
Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by LEGITLAYO: 8:41am On Nov 15, 2016
Pascalville:
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lol this guy. grin

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Re: 7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household. by Nobody: 10:56am On Nov 15, 2016
LEGITLAYO:


lol this guy. grin

boss I hail o

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