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///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 10:52pm On Nov 14, 2016
Pressplay411 vs Deepthoughts



Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Personals - 2 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point


Rules

- 5 bars(50 words per bar)

- Deadline is 8pm, November 13
November 2016.

- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets
OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Justycxx(m): 11:05pm On Nov 14, 2016
Deadline is past, where are the bars?
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Hydrog3n(m): 12:10am On Nov 15, 2016
Chickens!!! cheesy
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Immobulum(m): 6:47am On Nov 15, 2016
Checks in for deepthougths...

Pressplay411... mention this let's drop
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by pressplay411(m): 7:27am On Nov 15, 2016
Sorry this is coming in late but I promise it's worth the wait. (busy schedule)


Yo I com busting like refineries/
Firing this foe, with fiery flows, fool this is fatal fatality/
On d cut like cutlery/
Energetic flows nourish your soul I swear my rap come in calories/
So u think u can rap, that's pretty cute/
But u messing with a heavy weight fucq around and get a muscle pull/
Somebody tell DT this was a mistake/
He's like a broken screen he couldn't dissPlay/
My flows off d hook n you just a bait/
C imma Take u out lil homie its not a date/
When it come to d flow imma tsunami/
U ain't got no flows lil homie u thirsty/
See I shine on d mic like lip gloss/
My cyphas leaving Deepthoughts in deep thoughts/
Saying you already lost is a Tautology/
Cos I'm a prodigy ur just a protégé/
Already studied ur nature like biology/
For pairing us d mods owe u an apology!

Peace!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Immobulum(m): 8:24am On Nov 15, 2016
pressplay411:
Sorry this is coming in late but I promise it's worth the wait. (busy schedule)
Yo I com busting like refineries/
Firing this foe, with fiery flows, fool this is fatal fatality/
On d cut like cutlery/
Energetic flows nourish your soul I swear my rap come in calories/
So u think u can rap, that's pretty cute/
But u messing with a heavy weight fucq around and get a muscle pull/
Somebody tell DT this was a mistake/
He's like a broken screen he couldn't dissPlay/
My flows off d hook n you just a bait/
C imma Take u out lil homie its not a date/
When it come to d flow imma tsunami/
U ain't got no flows lil homie u thirsty/
See I shine on d mic like lip gloss/
My cyphas leaving Deepthoughts in deep thoughts/
Saying you already lost is a Tautology/
Cos I'm a prodigy ur just a protégé/
Already studied ur nature like biology/
For pairing us d mods owe u an apology!
Peace!
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Immobulum(m): 8:29am On Nov 15, 2016
PRESSPLAY'S ENTOMBMENT


I was watching 411...BLOOMBERG...was sombre and dull/
Den a knock on ma door... PAUSE!... My DECODER informed/
I reached for my ARMELITE... The intruders a dunce/
Tap the trigger and remote controller at once/
I PRESS PLAY simultaneously... That's how my EXPLORERS respond/

... He's a pauper and fraud...

On RELIGION Thread... PRESS be forming hero with lies/
Asking about MIRACLES... but be getting zero replies/
So we attacked with MAGS... Literally, the negró resigned/
Pleading MerCy... But who takes PLAY serious? Fvck what this sh!thole implied/

... A bïtch, whóre and... Nine?

Watch how I'll wrought the lad lame/
If he HIDES by the JORDAN... My ARABS will stot a mad maim/
And cut the cad, then... Leave him on the VIADUCT and PASSWAY/
so wen u see a DUCKING PLAY in BRIDGE... It is not a CARD GAME/

... Let's talk about his sad Dame...

Bought her only akara... Didn't even care to toast her/
But yet she opened wide... I kept scoring like Diego Costa/
She calls my DÎCK A POD... She always craves those LOBSTERS/
His mom hails my cöck shA... But I'm scared to nail the sore hag/
Twill be FEMINICIDE I swear... If I turn to MOTHER/

I'll end the sucker...

Vets note how I demolish PRAISE... with BOUNDERS, CURSE/
he tried to run... Impressive indeed... A counter shot/
I allowed him a head start... Then released my hounds and fox/
They caught him easily... The way PLAY PANTS... we mistook him for SOCCER SHORTS/





... Deep...
And I'm out after the lying in state...

One more thing... Here's the link to his religion thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3435519/share-miracles-here

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 12:34pm On Nov 15, 2016
judges please do the needful



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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 12:39pm On Nov 15, 2016
Pressplay411, nice stuff. you, perhaps, is new in the game. better than the other rookies have seen though. but you were outclassed by a better battler. dont give up though.


mvgt: Deepthoughts

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by mikuz(m): 1:16pm On Nov 15, 2016
Nice, simple and easy from Pressplay but Deep got better punches I think?
MVGT : Deepthoughts

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Nobody: 4:43pm On Nov 15, 2016
MVGT: Deepthoughts
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by pressplay411(m): 8:07pm On Nov 15, 2016
Immobulum:
PRESSPLAY'S ENTOMBMENT


I was watching 411...BLOOMBERG...was sombre and dull/
Den a knock on ma door... PAUSE!... My DECODER informed/
I reached for my ARMELITE... The intruders a dunce/
Tap the trigger and remote controller at once/
I PRESS PLAY simultaneously... That's how my EXPLORERS respond/

... He's a pauper and fraud...

On RELIGION Thread... PRESS be forming hero with lies/
Asking about MIRACLES... but be getting zero replies/
So we attacked with MAGS... Literally, the negró resigned/
Pleading MerCy... But who takes PLAY serious? Fvck what this sh!thole implied/

... A bïtch, whóre and... Nine?

Watch how I'll wrought the lad lame/
If he HIDES by the JORDAN... My ARABS will stot a mad maim/
And cut the cad, then... Leave him on the VIADUCT and PASSWAY/
so wen u see a DUCKING PLAY in BRIDGE... It is not a CARD GAME/

... Let's talk about his sad Dame...

Bought her only akara... Didn't even care to toast her/
But yet she opened wide... I kept scoring like Diego Costa/
She calls my DÎCK A POD... She always craves those LOBSTERS/
His mom hails my cöck shA... But I'm scared to nail the sore hag/
Twill be FEMINICIDE I swear... If I turn to MOTHER/

I'll end the sucker...

Vets note how I demolish PRAISE... with BOUNDERS, CURSE/
he tried to run... Impressive indeed... A counter shot/
I allowed him a head start... Then released my hounds and fox/
They caught him easily... The way PLAY PANTS... we mistook him for SOCCER SHORTS/





... Deep...
And I'm out after the lying in state...

One more thing... Here's the link to his religion thread

https://www.nairaland.com/3435519/share-miracles-here

OK I see a worthy adversary.
I paid 4 underestimation.
Prepare 4 a comeback. Immortal combat!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Tallysmallz(f): 8:23pm On Nov 15, 2016
U lost b1tch..... Cover your head in shame... tongue
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 10:11pm On Nov 15, 2016
This is felony! Deepthought is a vet and shouldn't be allowed to battle a rookie. He won this hands down. Pressplay did the best he could do, and please for clarity i guess you should structure your bars better when next you battle so it wont be an eye-sore to readers, you will grow in this game bro, you've got the idea and zeal cool

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Testerfuze(m): 10:12pm On Nov 15, 2016
Tallysmallz:
U lost b1tch..... Cover your head in shame... tongue

Haba, be nice. Anyone can lose a battle and besides he battled a vet.

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by JigsawKillah(m): 10:25pm On Nov 15, 2016
Battle Closed!


Deepthoughts Proceeds!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by pressplay411(m): 10:50pm On Nov 15, 2016
Tallysmallz:
U lost b1tch..... Cover your head in shame... tongue

You just a fan... Blow Me!

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Tallysmallz(f): 11:20pm On Nov 15, 2016
pressplay411:

You just a fan... Blow Me!
Old. Try something new jawe. tongue
No wonder you got served. undecided

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by Immobulum(m): 1:08am On Nov 16, 2016
pressplay411:


OK I see a worthy adversary.
I paid 4 underestimation.
Prepare 4 a comeback. Immortal combat!

You did well.. . Don't give up.. . Do more

And yeah... I'd love a rematch someday.. . For fun rii? Not for bragging rights o.. .
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by pressplay411(m): 7:21am On Nov 16, 2016
Immobulum:


You did well.. . Don't give up.. . Do more

And yeah... I'd love a rematch someday.. . For fun rii? Not for bragging rights o.. .

No doubt bruh. Real recognize real and you look familiar.
But you murdered me so imma have to return da favor soon. But until then, you got my support in this tourney.

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Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by pressplay411(m): 7:40am On Nov 16, 2016
Tallysmallz:


Old. Try something new jawe. tongue

No wonder you got served. undecided

You want a piece of me but all you'll get is d tip.
Keep pushing it you'll get exposed like a nip slip.
Even if I was drunk AF I ain't lip locking with u
Cos u look like a STI sorry I ain't fking with you!
No batterer but Imma just have to hit u
Then split u with my lyrical missles
No kisses boo, not even under d mistltoe
Like a mag honey You got issues
But I'm a still gentleman so here have a tissue!
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by CoogarIsBack: 7:48am On Nov 16, 2016
grin
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by dj5naira(m): 7:27pm On Nov 18, 2016
pressplay411:
He's like a broken screen he couldn't dissPlay/
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by dj5naira(m): 7:34pm On Nov 18, 2016
pressplay411:

My cyphas leaving Deepthoughts in deep thoughts/
Immobulum:
On RELIGION Thread... PRESS be forming hero with lies/
Asking about MIRACLES... but be getting zero replies/
So we attacked with MAGS... Literally, the negró resigned/
Pleading MerCy... But who takes PLAY serious? Fvck what this sh!thole implied/

Kul!
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by dj5naira(m): 7:59pm On Nov 18, 2016
Immobulum:

Bought her only akara... Didn't even care to toast her/
But yet she opened wide... I kept scoring like Diego Costa/

[img]https://www.restomontreal.ca/events/images/just-for-laughs.gif[/img]
Re: ///|*** NRBNT 2016: Pressplay411 Vs Deep Thoughts ***|/// by CoogarIsBack: 8:04pm On Nov 18, 2016
LOL. Pressplay mehn.... You try jawe. grin
I believe you'd do better if you become consistent in the game.
Kuddos!

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