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| Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 3:13pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
   AKPAN bought a new mobile phone. He sent a message to everyone on his phone book. The message reads: My mobile number has changed; earlier it was Nokia 3310, now it is Nokia 6610. Please take note, In a conversation: AKPAN : I am proud because my son is in Medical College Friend: Really? What is he studying? AKPAN: No, he is not studying, they are studying him. Akpan visits his Doctor : AKPAN: Doctor, in my dreams I play football every night. DOCTOR: Take these drugs and you will be okay. AKPAN: Can I take it tomorrow? Tonight is the final game. Akpan and his wife : AKPAN: If 2mrow I die, will you remarry? Wife: No! I will stay with my sister but if I die will you remarry? AKPAN: No, I will also stay with your sister. AKPAN: People consider me as a “GOD” Wife: How do you know? AKPAN: When I went to the park today, everybody said, oh GOD, you have come again. AKPAN comes back to his car and finds a note saying “parking fine” He writes a note and sticks it to a pole “Thanks for the compliment” How do you recognize Akpan in school? He is the one who erases the notes from his book when the teacher erases the board. Once AKPAN was walking, he had a glove in one hand and none on the other hand. So a man asked him why he did so. He replied: The weather forecast announced that on one hand, it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot. AKPAN: Why are all these people running? Man: This is a race; the winner will get the cup. AKPAN: If only the winner will get the Cup, why are the others running? In a classroom: Teacher: “I killed a person. Convert this sentence into future tense” AKPAN: The future tense is “You will go to jail”. AKPAN told his servant: “Go and water the plants!” Servant: “It is already raining” AKPAN: “So what? Take an umbrella and go” I think Akpan is smart, his foolishness shows he still has a brain. |
| Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by nwaka80(f): 3:22pm On Nov 04, 2009 |
shoudn't this topic have been better in the joke section. |
| Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 8:28pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Thank u have resend it in the joke section,never the less u can still enjoy it,,,, |
| Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by throttler(f): 10:20am On Nov 06, 2009 |
hilarious akpan mumu |
| Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by atkinboy: 9:47am On Nov 10, 2009 |
Did u think akpan is mumu or smart |
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