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See Types Of People U Will Always Meet In Nigerian Banks by Nonsreal(m): 10:31pm On Nov 16, 2016
In every nigerian bank you go to, you meet different kinds of people with different purpose. Nigeria banks are always very crowded and you wonder why so many people are always in the bank. The kind of people you find in a nigerian bank can be funny, you might not be able to laugh at that moment but something keeps reminding you of whatever you must have see in the bank. 1: BANK DOOR REJECTER: these set of people are the ones that always have problems with the bank door. The door keeps rejecting them, saying "please go back and remove the metal object found on you"... They can only be allowed to go in once they remove any metal thing on their body. 2: THE POSITIONAL KEEPERS: The positional keepers are the ones that like to sit, whnever they get to the bank, they wil just tap the person they meet on the quene and ask are you the last on the quene? Ones they reply yes! The next thing is please i'm behind you. Its only when its is almost their turn that they wil stand up and come and occupy their position. 3: THE PEN BORROWER: these set of people wil never come to the bank with a pen, and so they always borrow pen from others. 4: THE SLIP WASTERS: This ones do not know how to fill anything, so they end up making mistake and taken new slips. 5: THE QUESTIONAIRES: they wil ask you for date, where they wil pick deposit slip, where they wil do this and that and even after you tell them they wil ask other people to comfirm. 6: THE INSUFFICENT BALANCE GROUPS: They wil always come and waste other people's time on quene even when they know that they don't have money in their bank account. I remenber when i meet Airforce1 in a bank, tryin to witdraw 5000naira when the cashier telhim, mr man you av 300naira left in your account. 7: THE I DONT KNOW MY ACCOUNT NUMBER GROUP: They wil give a name to the cashier and ask her to search for number and when she is done they will ask her for a pen to write down. 8: THE ESCORTE: These set of people have nothing to do in the bank, they always accompany some one to bank, maybe they are just coming to enjoy the air condition or take selfie. 9:THE REST ROOM USER: MOST people go to the nigerian banks just to use the rest room and nothing more... WHICH OF THESE ARE YOU?
Re: See Types Of People U Will Always Meet In Nigerian Banks by lateefGRDT(m): 11:02pm On Nov 16, 2016
No7 could be so annoyin...buh guilty of 2 & 3

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