You're not the only one avoiding the sticky spot.

Considering all the prep you do before sex—shaving, buying lingerie, washing your sheets (if you're feeling ambitious)—you'd think that most gals just Netflix and chill afterward, but that would be wrong.

After getting down and dirty, we've got a lot of things to check off our to-do lists, from prioritizing the post-sex pee to assessing that spot on the bed.

These are the weird, slightly embarrassing post-sex rituals we all go through—even if we’d never ’fess up to it.

1. Check the Time

You guys were going at it for more than 20 minutes? New personal best! Give yourself a pat on the back, you sex panther, you.

2. Peek at the Condom

Hey, even if you’re strict with your birth control pill-popping schedule, it’s still comforting to know that your backup protection is fully intact. And there's no non-aggressive way to assess that situation other than by getting up close and personal with his wrapper. Sorry, not sorry.

3. Chug Water

Sure, hydrating is important, but what's even more essential is ensuring that you won't be peeing liquid fire for the next three days. You've got at least a pint of water to down to make sure you’re able to pee within the next hour. Sorry, guys, you didn't actually wear us out that much.

4. Avoid the Sticky Spot

Cuddling is awesome, but if our snuggle sesh is taking place on one half of the bed, it's probably because there's a big ol' wet spot on our side. It's a sign of a job well done, but that doesn't mean we want to roll around in it.

5. LOL at Your Sex Hair

That sexy mane you get from the position changes and hair pulling is hot. But when the fun stops, it’s just a mess. Seriously, your hair is so terrifying it's almost worth a post-sex selfie (not that you would do that…) Your guy might not admit it, but he's probably impressed with that hot mess on your head.

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DONT even understand Anything here

EricSmallz:
DONT even understand Anything here

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lola024:
[s]You're not the only one avoiding the sticky spot.

Considering all the prep you do before sex—shaving, buying lingerie, washing your sheets (if you're feeling ambitious)—you'd think that most gals just Netflix and chill afterward, but that would be wrong.

After getting down and dirty, we've got a lot of things to check off our to-do lists, from prioritizing the post-sex pee to assessing that spot on the bed.

These are the weird, slightly embarrassing post-sex rituals we all go through—even if we’d never ’fess up to it.

1. Check the Time

You guys were going at it for more than 20 minutes? New personal best! Give yourself a pat on the back, you sex panther, you.

2. Peek at the Condom

Hey, even if you’re strict with your birth control pill-popping schedule, it’s still comforting to know that your backup protection is fully intact. And there's no non-aggressive way to assess that situation other than by getting up close and personal with his wrapper. Sorry, not sorry.

3. Chug Water

Sure, hydrating is important, but what's even more essential is ensuring that you won't be peeing liquid fire for the next three days. You've got at least a pint of water to down to make sure you’re able to pee within the next hour. Sorry, guys, you didn't actually wear us out that much.

4. Avoid the Sticky Spot

Cuddling is awesome, but if our snuggle sesh is taking place on one half of the bed, it's probably because there's a big ol' wet spot on our side. It's a sign of a job well done, but that doesn't mean we want to roll around in it.

5. LOL at Your Sex Hair

That sexy mane you get from the position changes and hair pulling is hot. But when the fun stops, it’s just a mess. Seriously, your hair is so terrifying it's almost worth a post-sex selfie (not that you would do that…) Your guy might not admit it, but he's probably impressed with that hot mess on your head.

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11 Things All Girls Do After Sex But Never Admit To[/s]

That cuddling shaa dey hard me after sex. Just lie for your side make I dey my own while we gist

EricSmallz:
DONT even understand Anything here

haaaa! I tot it was only me ooo

Nigerians girls dont care...

I've experienced number one in so many occasions, romance and sex is a time thief

Nice post

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blaqorbit:
That cuddling shaa dey hard me after sex. Just lie for your side make I dey my own while we gist

Lol, that's the truth right there bruh.

No extra strength to waste.



BTW, merry birthday Estharfabian.

CplusJason:
Lol, that's the truth right there bruh.

No extra strength to waste.



BTW, merry birthday Estharfabian.

i wanted to quote that comment too, but say what you said
Jinx respect boss

Kingjude1:
i wanted to quote that comment too, but say what you said
Jinx respect boss

Maximum respect bruh.

It seems your #MNGA slogan is getting due recognition.

CplusJason:
Lol, that's the truth right there bruh.

No extra strength to waste.



BTW, merry birthday Estharfabian.

Thanks.

Estharfabian:
Thanks.

Enjoy your day.

Mix sodium with water and drink it then head to the toilet to eject the man juice hope this has helped

CplusJason:
Maximum respect bruh.

It seems your #MNGA slogan is getting due recognition.

yes ooo, that is the way forward, taking back our section

What you wrote is called "otuinlio " Meaning. ..you have wasted your time for nothing.

Really? I don't know about others...I go to sleep. Lights out, thank you sir sleep.

Raine80:
Really? I don't know about others...I go to sleep. Lights out, thank you sir sleep.

most people do also

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Estharfabian:
Thanks.

happy birthday............... all the best

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