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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by collinometricx: 7:03pm On Jun 10, 2019
Be waiting
Chipappii:


Guys I will be back soon. Na school just tie me. Thanks people
i feel like dancing now...
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Mansonk2: 5:48pm On Jun 21, 2019
update please una dey make people no dey read novel you don't weak my inspiration and thank you for that
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by vickodedon(m): 2:30pm On Oct 13, 2019
Nice work man. Dont forget me in the next part
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by daramvix(m): 6:06pm On Oct 15, 2019
Hmmm,nice story,greetings from daram
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by MrsEvakinqz(m): 7:44pm On Oct 18, 2019
thanks allot bro . this is really amazing...
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by AdebisiAdeyinka(m): 2:40pm On Oct 19, 2019
Chipappii:
Yesterday's morning was one of those mornings when you wake up and you don't even know what you want to do with your life. Those mornings you would come up from your bed, pick up a kitchen stool sit in the veranda and wonder if you had any dreams last night, if it was Chinwe that was romancing you in your dream or Ifunanya that bought you a wrist watch.

I merely brushed my teeth and strolled out to a popular spot where the guys in my hood normally met to sample passing girls, discuss the games they were going to stake on or talk about how posh their wedding in Dubai will be when they can't even afford a plate of rice for their girlfriends.

I sat in the company of some guys who like me had nothing to do that morning. They were talking about how Manchester United destroyed their various tickets. I was just there listening and hissing.

Like 5 minutes after i got there. Across the road from where we sat, a fight was about to break out between two teenage girls, one was light skinned and the other was Chocolate. We paid little attention to them. Everybody had his own problem. I Managed to grab some words from their vulgar exchange. They were fighting over some guy.

Before long, they were both pulling at each other. They had no hair on their head so they resorted to pulling on their clothes. I was expecting the guys with me to go and do something, instead they sat and just stared at them while they continued calling on their village deities on man u's head. Me too, i stared on like i was live on MONDAY NIGHT RAW.

"I swear that girls breast has stretch marks" one of the guys with me shouted.
As if on cue, the chocolate girl tore at the light skinned girls top and a part of her breast showed. There were clear marks on it.
The guys shouted Heeeeey.

I looked at the guy and asked him how he knew about the stretch mark.

"Guy you be learner o, So u no know say na because of me them dy fight" the guy told me with a thick mark of indifference on his face. I looked at him with utter disbelief, got up, wiped the dust from my trouser and left them. I looked once more at the girls, they were already as dirty as they can be and were pinning each other on the electric pole. I could hear the guys change their topic. They were talking about stealing the wire on the pole since nepa hardly brought light.

I hissed and continued on my way to Ifunanya's house. My dreams usually come true and i needed that watch.

Hello I'm a blogger, pls can I post your story on my blog. Credit will be accorded to you
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 4:17pm On Oct 24, 2019
AdebisiAdeyinka:


Hello I'm a blogger, pls can I post your story on my blog. Credit will be accorded to you

Yes you can
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 6:57pm On Oct 24, 2019

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by AdebisiAdeyinka(m): 7:05pm On Oct 24, 2019
Chipappii:


Yes you can
alright thanks

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by B0rn2winxxx: 3:44pm On Mar 07, 2020
Chipappii:
Sweet things can kill, translated to Nigerian language, Awoof dey run belle. It has always amused me how the part of my body that gives me the most pleasure has always been the source of my agony most times. I'm young, 21 years and my hormones were still as strong as they could ever be. Many times i have gotten into trouble and half of those times, the culprit had always been my love for them girls.

An example of those times that i can recall was with my very naughty course mate Eva.
It was the second semester in my 100 level. I'm a student of Estate management at Nnamdi Azikiwe University. I was really close to Eva more than anybody else. We both were two sides of a coin. We f*cked each other for the fun of it, She can make you CUM your brain out if she so desired it. I can't say we shared love or something like it but we had a certained kind of rapport, we were addicted to each other and everybody knew. Eva was really beautiful and i stuck to her easily cos she was fair, it's like them use fair chics swear for me.
She used me to get rid of guys that were after her and also ensured that she kept me to herself alone.

It was on a Friday and we were on an afternoon lecture. Mr Paul, a very saucy lecturer was taking us on land economy. Like always, i had come into the class with Eva clutching my hand, she was a very carefree girl and didn't care that we were late for class and attracted attentions. As we both took a seat at the back, mr paul observed over the rim of his spectacle with his big bulging eyes shook his head and continued his lecture. We were alone at the back.
The class was boring and uninteresting. Mr paul read out his handouts to us more than he explained it, so it was like we were seated in a church and having the gospel being read to us.
Eva was a sort of hyperactive girl and could easily be bored. She was shifting uncomfortably in our seat. We couldn't leave because Mr Paul had his eyes everywhere.
"I'm bored and tired" Eva whispered to me.
"Everyone is bored and tired so please just relax and don't put us in trouble " i whispered back to her with my eyed fixed on mr paul. Eva loved trouble. She shifted closer to me and dropped her left hand on my zipper. I eyed her and she smiled. I couldn't do much without us being noticed and besides, I knew whatever that was about to happen, i was going to love it. She she opened my zipper as stealthy as she could, i Could swear that not even the Zip heard the noise it made. By this time, i had already gotten an erection. With my left hand supporting my chin, i dropped my right hand on her meaty laps and pinched her, hoping she would stop but whenever she wanted something, not even herself could stop her from getting it. She dug her hand through my zipper, parted my boxer and grabbed my already erected di*k. I really wish i could decribe the reaction on my face, i licked my lips and bit it softly. I made sure nobody was paying attention to our little drama, Eva cared less. She rubbed her thumb on the tip of my di*k and it jerked further up, i was blinking three times per second and all the hairs on my body stood up, she then grabbed my pubic hair and twisted them gently, this ran up to my brain, i pulled out her hand and stared at her.
"Eva stop please" i whispered to her. She smiled at me and dropped her pen on the floor. I then knew i was finished. This wasn't her first time of doing something like that. She had done it once in my room when we were studying for our first semester exams.
She went under the desk, picked her pen and then grabbed my di*k which was still out of my trouser. I winced as she put it into her mouth and rubbed the tip with her tongue. Eva was giving me a headjob in a lecture hall. She sucked on it for over 30 seconds, i was enjoying myself though i was a little worried we might get caught. Under the desk, i held her hairs for her so they wouldn't obstruct. I was switching my gaze between her and Mr paul and then i noticed something had changed in the class. Mr paul had stopped talking and his gaze was fixed directly at me, and then i CAME. The devil I swear is an original enemy of man. I was having a hard time deciding who was punishing me between God and the devil. I just decided to put the blame on Eva. So mr Paul was staring at me like I was having a difficult time spelling my surname, meanwhile i could feel the hot liquid shooting out of my d*ik and Eva swallowing them oblivious of what was happening around her abi above her. The sensation was too much for me to bear, i just bit hard on my lips as i stared back at Mr Paul, trying hard to suppress a scream. I pulled Eva's hair a little tighter and she bit hard on my di*k.. I jerked.

"Argh, sir, yes sir!" i eventually said craftily covering up my scream of pain and pleasure.
"Yes sir what, where is Evangeline? He asked and everyone turned to my direction. I was very sure i had been nabbed.
"Umm, i don't.... " i was stammering when Eva pocked up her head from under the desk
"Picking my pen sir" she said interrupting my stutter and raising her pen up.
"picking it up or digging it up" he asked her and everyone laughed.
"picking sir" she said and sat down
"For how many hours".
"Sir it was far from where my hand could get to"
"Okay now, Chiboy, tell us what a PLU is? " he said and faced me
" PLU sir?" i said asked scratching my head.
"Yes, a PLU and stand up when you answer my question"
I did Stand but not straight, i managed to hold my erection against the desk.
"I don't really know sir" i said with my hands resting on the desk
"fool, Eva can you please help him" she stood up.
"A proprietary land unit marks out the the boundaries of a particular piece of a land and shows the rights an owner has over that given piece of land" She sang it out.
My jaw dropped open, i didn't even know the full meaning of a PLU..
"And that was how Esau sold his birthright to Jacob" Mr Paul said and everybody laughed.
"Eva you can now take your PLU and leave my class, go elsewhere and finish your romance" he said regarding me as the PLU. Again everyone laughed.

We both got up. I managed to cover my open zip with my bag and we headed out.

"Mr man, are you in your period" our lecturer shouted after me. I looked at my trouser and it was wet at the buttocks. Probably from cum. Eveyone was staring at me and smiling.
"No sir, sometimes I do sweat from my... "
" Okay, thanks for the information, you can now leave" he said cutting me short. The whole class burst into laughter as Eva clutched my hand and we both left.

I thanked God mr Paul had nothing to do with our exam script or grading.




You de add Maggi to this your story.
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by B0rn2winxxx: 4:08pm On Mar 07, 2020
Chipappii:
I stared at her like she was developing horns.
"What do you mean her perfume is smelling all over this room?"

"She said no one answered her but still, this very room reeks of her very own perfume and tell me why this bed is all wet" she was gradually raising her voice.

"Fine i won't lie to you, the bed being wet was because i jerked off while you were gone and splashed the sperm all over the bed" i guess that was better than telling her i bonked a girl within 30 minutes that she left the house.

"And about the perfume, maybe she wore it heavily and the smell filtered into this room" i continued with my lies.

"So you are saying that girl was never in this room, eh chinecherem?"

"I swear to you, do you think i will do something like that not with what happened between us few days ago"

"Hmm, okay o, please get this mattress to the sun and get new sheets because i won't be sleeping on this bed like this" she said and got up from the bed. Feeling satisfied that i was able to lie myself out this time around, i flipped the sheets from the bed and something landed on the ground. It was small and sounded metallic, we both looked at the ground and lying there, besides my wardrobes was Cynthia's ear ring.
Chinaza picked it first and put it to her nose. I just stood rooted to the point. I was just so sure i have lost naza. Like something hit her, she ran to the waste bag in the room and to my utter shock and dismay pulled out the g-string pant and put it to her nose. When i realised what she had done, i knew the game was up.

"so she was the owner of the pant, she came here today and you, chinecherem had the guts to f*ck her behind me" she said in an emotionless voice. I went on my knees before her.

"naza i'm sorry, i really am, it was the devil, baby forgive me" i said

"No problem, it happens, i guess my heart has chosen to love you and no matter how bad you hurt me, i just can't do anything about it" she said and went outside to cook dinner.

We moved on like everything was normal but within me, i was restless. I expected her to call our affair over but here she was acting like nothing really happened. Before we ate, i secretly made sure she ate first before i do. To avoid stories that touch.

A day to the day we were supposed to be going home to our houses, i decided i was really sick of Chinaza acting like everything was cool between us. It was driving me nuts so i decided to deal with it headstrong. James and Sandra had both gone out to town to enjoy their Last day together.

"Naza can we talk? " i asked her as she packed our clothes in readiness for home coming.

" About what? "

" about us".

"What about us?" she asked still busy with the packing.

"Naza please you are driving me nuts with this your i don't care attitude, for Christ's sake, you caught me fu(king another girl in this house and you have been acting cool ever since and its messing up my mind"

"I didn't catch you rather i found out " she said still busy with the clothes.

" So?" i was getting visibly frustrated.

"So what do you want me to do?, say congratulations to you? " she asked and finally left the clothes to face me.

" No, not that, i at least expect you to shout at me, call me names and say you are done with me"

"Oh that's what you want?" she asked Standing akimbo.

"Yes!! Yell at me, i betrayed you and betrayed our love" i said almost shouting.

"Well, chinecherem, you know what?"

"what?"

"You are a bastard, a two timing, cheating, lying bastard. I hate you so much you son of a bitch" she was shouting and the tears were dropping from her eyes . She picked a portrait of me on the wall and flung it against the wall. Then she picked the mirror on my wall and dashed it on the floor. It broke to pieces.

"i hate you lying bastard and i will never forgive you for all the pains you have caused me" she came for me and slapped me, then proceeded to hit me on the chest, i grabbed her and tried to hug her, she resisted violently but i managed to cage her in my arms, she grudgingly gave in and held on to me as she cried more, the tears came to my eyes and i let it rain. We held onto each other as we cried our eyes out.

"Fu{k me" she said suddenly in between sobs.

"What?" i asked a bit surprised.

"I said fu{k me" she repeated.

Without further questions, i gently laid her on the bed as she shook from crying, removed all her clothes and went fully into her. Her tears fell more as i went into her, i placed my lips on hers and we kissed, exchanging and swallowing each others tears. It wasn't long before we both came. I lay flat on the bed and pulled her head on top of my chest. She still cried and the tears was soaking my chest.

"I just wanted to be sure i have a reason for letting you keep me and my heart to yourself" she said and sniffed.

"If for nothing, at least i have the great sex to be grateful for but i would like to assure you that you have lost my trust and my love, my heart can decide not to stop loving you but as for me, i'm done, you will always have me as your girl but my love will remain mine from now on, do with me what you will player" she finally said and sobbed.

I closed my eyes and the tears flowed in my eyes and my heart ached.....





Dammn you no player..... Getting caught twice on same week...damn man..



You not a player
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by B0rn2winxxx: 5:04pm On Mar 07, 2020
Chipappii:
It soon became a game of show off between me and Chinaza. The way the stupid new dude was always flashing his car around each time he came to see Chinaza was getting on my nerves. Chinaza too didn't misuse any opportunity she had to torment me. She would flash different views of the guys on her whatsapp dp. So i decided i was going to show her my new catch. Hehehehe, precious was cute and would make any girl jealous of herself.

I and precious had gotten to a point where we no longer felt uneasy around each other, we had even gotten close to having sex once but i gave the excuse that we should give ourselves more time to adjust but then my main reason was i didn't want to be caught pants down by a military man banging his daughter, God knows i wasn't ready for any military drills and with the way the man's waist bulged, i suspect he carries pistols around.

So i decided i was going to invite Precious over to my house. I had managed to lie myself out of taking part in my father's farming business with the excuse that i was going to be busy with school assignments. Who gives assignments at the end of a semester? Shaa my popsy believed me. All i had to do was observe everyone's calendar and figure out the day everyone would be out of the house. As i Waited for that day, i resorted to spending my spare times at Precious house. She knew how to have fun and that kept me away from sleeping with her for the time being.

I was with her on a day like any other day, we were in her room watching porn in my phone when we heard their door open downstairs. She got up and ran down while i adjusted my trouser which had already shifted to one side and lay down on my stomach facing the wall. Seconds later i heard the door to the room open.

"Who was that?" i asked without turning back.
"hello" an entirely different female voice said. I got up only to see Eve staring back at me. Yea Eve, remember Eve my nutty naughty course mate Eve, yea, it was that Eve.

"Chiboy! " she shouted
" Evangeline what are you doing here?"
"I should be asking you that, what are you doing in my cousin's room" she asked and came to sit by me on the bed. There was this connection that existed in my neighborhood which i hated so much, where all the girls knew each other one way or the other, you can't date one without the others knowing and you can't cheat on the one you are dating with another one without others finding out and telling the one you are dating, that was the case here.
So Precious and Eva were cousins and so what? Its not like there was anything i could do about it, Eva wouldn't mind seeing me with someone else as far as her interests are well protected, precious on the other hand may mind and her father may mind more than she does and i should really mind her father minding about it for my sake but then that is nothing compared to what you are about to find out.

So the day came and i was alone in the house. I called precious over. She got to the junction that led into our neighborhood and informed me. I knew before hand that Chinaza was at home and i intended frustrating her back. I went to bring in Precious with the greatest swag i could find in my wardrobe. I slowly passed Chinaza's house to ensure that she saw me and to my luck, she was at the front. I breezed pass their house and straight to where precious was. I hugged her, put my hand around her hips and we started heading back for my house. Just as we were approaching naza's house, she appeared from the gate. She started running towards us with her hands spread for a hug. I assumed she was up to something mischievous and i readied myself for whatever it was. I steadied myself for the hug she was coming for, i had acted out the script in my mind, i was going to oblige her the hug and then introduce Precious to her as my sweetheart, i assumed this was going to hit her hard and i was glad with it.
Chinaza ran up to us, walked pass me and engaged Precious in a tight hug. I was too dazed to even know what else transpired there. They both walked hand in hand into Naza's house as i stood and watched.

If Naza doesn't kill me in this world, i will kill her. One of us must die.



This your fiction don de make me vex




Eve na cousin to her again



All the way from school...



Come





Guy at least make your fiction real.
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by B0rn2winxxx: 5:13pm On Mar 07, 2020
Chipappii:
"What are you too doing?" he asked, he wasn't smiling, Eva was already kneeling on the floor.
"Chasing lizards" Eva quickly answer while i crutched at the window stealthily trying to rescure my dick from the zip.
"What do you mean chasing lizards?"
"We were at the parlor when one lizard ran in here" Eva explained, he didn't look convinced
"So why is your face like that?" He asked facing me
"Sir, i hit my head at the wall while trying to catch it"
I was relieved to see a smile on his face.
"So where's the lizard?" he asked
"out the window " Ada chipped in
"And you want to jump after it ehn?" he asked me, i smiled as precious walked in.
"Welcome dad"
"How are you?"
"I'm fine sir"
"Where were you when they were chasing lizards around" He asked her
"Erm, it actually came out from the kitchen " Precious said to Eva's and my amazement.
The man had only come home to pick some files before going out again. We were lucky he had no business going near the bed or we would have had to explain how the lizard got the bed wet. He left 30 minutes later. I and Eva eyed each other as we joined precious in the kitchen.
"Preshy, so the lizard came out from here?" i asked her
"Shut up " she said and grabbed me while she kissed me. I wasn't going to ask any questions, i knew she knew what the lizard saga was all about although i didn't know how she knew and i didn't care to find out. I lifted her onto the kitchen freezer and kissed her Savagely while Eva watched silently, being who she is, she couldn't watch for long, she came and joined us and we had a prolific party. Precious was savage but not up to Eva. I sure shot out all the sperm in my body. I found out that My holy precious wasn't so holy after all and the spaghetti burned.

I couldn't eat when i got home that day, i was over satisfied by Eva, precious and a burnt spaghetti. Precious had insisted she was going to throw it away.
By 8pm, my door slowly opened. I decided that if it was Amara, i was going to send her out, i have had enough for the day. Heavy slaps landed on my back and i jumped up to see Chinaza staring at me.
"What is wrong with you and what are you doing here"
"Shut up and answer my questions " she said and I just stared at her
" What are you doing with Precious?"
"What do you mean? She's my girlfriend " i answered
" Are you serious? "
" Yes naa, what is your business with it or are you Jealous?" i asked laughing
"Of course i'm jealous, anybody can have you but not her"
"Hmm, unbelievable, aren't you a drama queen, what does it matter whether its her or not after all i'm not complaining about that guy you are brandishing everywhere"
"Hmmm, i'm done with him" she said
"Really? " i asked looking at her, i was glad she did, at least she now has a space for a new guy, i was intending to be that guy but i'm just not telling her yet.
" yea, he's no fun joor"
"So what are you doing here now?" i asked
"Don't flatter yourself, i missed you shaa and i'm back to claim you".
She kissed me and did everything that finally led into a hot sex session for over 15 minutes.

"Neche, i want you back" she said after the sex
"Naza, my life is not just an open door you can walk out of and walk in anytime you want, you dumped me without even giving me a clue"
"But i did walk in this night and you fukked me like you missed me" she said and laughed.
"stupid girl" i hissed and smiled in the darkness. I was glad she came back..



Obob your ficton de make mW vex.
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by genius43(m): 5:15pm On Mar 07, 2020
B0rn2winxxx:




Obob your ficton de make mW vex.

Your quoting of full updates unnecessary is making me mad.
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by B0rn2winxxx: 5:20pm On Mar 07, 2020
genius43:


Your quoting of full updates unnecessary is making me mad.





Psychiatric hospital de your location...
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by tunjilomo(m): 1:46pm On Jul 11, 2020
Crazy book with crazy characters. It was joy and laughter all through.

Reminds me of No. 225, Katakatastreet

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