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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 9:10am On Dec 11, 2016
Just in case you missed



Tochi's DILEMMA

https://www.nairaland.com/3489940/tochis-dilemma/

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Uncleluke1(m): 7:36am On Dec 12, 2016
chipappii give ur fans an update na..

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 3:22pm On Dec 12, 2016
Uncleluke1:
chipappii give ur fans an update na..


Sorry for the wait bro
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 3:22pm On Dec 12, 2016
It soon became a game of show off between me and Chinaza. The way the stupid new dude was always flashing his car around each time he came to see Chinaza was getting on my nerves. Chinaza too didn't misuse any opportunity she had to torment me. She would flash different views of the guys on her whatsapp dp. So i decided i was going to show her my new catch. Hehehehe, precious was cute and would make any girl jealous of herself.

I and precious had gotten to a point where we no longer felt uneasy around each other, we had even gotten close to having sex once but i gave the excuse that we should give ourselves more time to adjust but then my main reason was i didn't want to be caught pants down by a military man banging his daughter, God knows i wasn't ready for any military drills and with the way the man's waist bulged, i suspect he carries pistols around.

So i decided i was going to invite Precious over to my house. I had managed to lie myself out of taking part in my father's farming business with the excuse that i was going to be busy with school assignments. Who gives assignments at the end of a semester? Shaa my popsy believed me. All i had to do was observe everyone's calendar and figure out the day everyone would be out of the house. As i Waited for that day, i resorted to spending my spare times at Precious house. She knew how to have fun and that kept me away from sleeping with her for the time being.

I was with her on a day like any other day, we were in her room watching porn in my phone when we heard their door open downstairs. She got up and ran down while i adjusted my trouser which had already shifted to one side and lay down on my stomach facing the wall. Seconds later i heard the door to the room open.

"Who was that?" i asked without turning back.
"hello" an entirely different female voice said. I got up only to see Eve staring back at me. Yea Eve, remember Eve my nutty naughty course mate Eve, yea, it was that Eve.

"Chiboy! " she shouted
" Evangeline what are you doing here?"
"I should be asking you that, what are you doing in my cousin's room" she asked and came to sit by me on the bed. There was this connection that existed in my neighborhood which i hated so much, where all the girls knew each other one way or the other, you can't date one without the others knowing and you can't cheat on the one you are dating with another one without others finding out and telling the one you are dating, that was the case here.
So Precious and Eva were cousins and so what? Its not like there was anything i could do about it, Eva wouldn't mind seeing me with someone else as far as her interests are well protected, precious on the other hand may mind and her father may mind more than she does and i should really mind her father minding about it for my sake but then that is nothing compared to what you are about to find out.

So the day came and i was alone in the house. I called precious over. She got to the junction that led into our neighborhood and informed me. I knew before hand that Chinaza was at home and i intended frustrating her back. I went to bring in Precious with the greatest swag i could find in my wardrobe. I slowly passed Chinaza's house to ensure that she saw me and to my luck, she was at the front. I breezed pass their house and straight to where precious was. I hugged her, put my hand around her hips and we started heading back for my house. Just as we were approaching naza's house, she appeared from the gate. She started running towards us with her hands spread for a hug. I assumed she was up to something mischievous and i readied myself for whatever it was. I steadied myself for the hug she was coming for, i had acted out the script in my mind, i was going to oblige her the hug and then introduce Precious to her as my sweetheart, i assumed this was going to hit her hard and i was glad with it.
Chinaza ran up to us, walked pass me and engaged Precious in a tight hug. I was too dazed to even know what else transpired there. They both walked hand in hand into Naza's house as i stood and watched.

If Naza doesn't kill me in this world, i will kill her. One of us must die.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Yemike(m): 3:30pm On Dec 12, 2016
nice update chipapi. please don't keep us waiting at this juncture cuz this suspense nah die

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by nollyway(m): 3:49pm On Dec 12, 2016
Clear dust for ground , folded ma legs, swat on the floor waiting cry cry

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by kingin55(m): 7:51pm On Dec 12, 2016
Preparing cutlass and knives to butcher naza......lol

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by CivilzedTyger(m): 9:17pm On Dec 12, 2016
grin lolz your last sentence killed me

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by hatchetman(m): 9:52pm On Dec 12, 2016
na wa o..naza na mosquito o..more update..GUY ur life dey bleeped

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by bluejean(f): 11:49pm On Dec 12, 2016
Dude u r doing gr8. I love d command of English n d prowess z oozing of yr write-ups. The twists n turns r awesome as well.

Beey, u r 1 fierce lady. U n chipappii kept m here.

Those who kept antagonizing her, yr comments couldnt make m reply until i finished d story.(dt was how much I enjoyed d story)

Free101 I sight u. U r doing gr8

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by bluejean(f): 11:50pm On Dec 12, 2016
Dude u r doing gr8. I love d command of English n d prowess z oozing of yr write-ups. The twists n turns r awesome as well.

Beey, u r 1 fierce lady. U n chipappii kept m here.

Those who kept antagonizing her, yr comments couldnt make m reply until i finished d story.(dt was how much I enjoyed d story)

Free101 I sight u. U r doing gr8. I love d calm u always introduced
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Free101(m): 12:34am On Dec 13, 2016
bluejean:
Dude u r doing gr8. I love d command of English n d prowess z oozing of yr write-ups. The twists n turns r awesome as well.

Beey, u r 1 fierce lady. U n chipappii kept m here.

Those who kept antagonizing her, yr comments couldnt make m reply until i finished d story.(dt was how much I enjoyed d story)

Free101 I sight u. U r doing gr8. I love d calm u always introduced

You too dey feel the op abi? He is really good and knows what he is doing, he also knows that what he dishes out captivates his followers and keeps them glued to their phones while refreshing for updates. For the strong woman who has B as her moniker (I no wan call name for fear of lashing o), I will continue saying it;
"aswear she's mouthed".
As for the op, chipappii, aswear you've made me a die-hard fan of yours, I have been following all of your threads I have come across and it has always been captivating, intriguing, and sometimes damn hilarious; I've got your back anyday, anytime. Its just a shame I don't comment, its due to me wanting to say everything on my mind when commenting (as you can see from this comment am making right now) and it might lead to the thread getting derailed. In short, just keep updating and be fast about it! (Na command? Ask google!)
As for bluejean, on behalf of the op, thanks for following this wonderful thread, you are bae.
P.S: As for the calmness you think I introduced; I was born calm!
(Na wash sha)

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by gtin(m): 10:09am On Dec 13, 2016
U better go beg Naza for forgiveness oh cos dat babe dy tied with u for spirit world lol tongue

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 3:28pm On Dec 13, 2016
Boss I love ur story die. But u4 get day wet u go dey update
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 3:30pm On Dec 13, 2016
bluejean:
Dude u r doing gr8. I love d command of English n d prowess z oozing of yr write-ups. The twists n turns r awesome as well.

Beey, u r 1 fierce lady. U n chipappii kept m here.

Those who kept antagonizing her, yr comments couldnt make m reply until i finished d story.(dt was how much I enjoyed d story)

Free101 I sight u. U r doing gr8. I love d calm u always introduced

Free101:

You too dey feel the op abi? He is really good and knows what he is doing, he also knows that what he dishes out captivates his followers and keeps them glued to their phones while refreshing for updates. For the strong woman who has B as her moniker (I no wan call name for fear of lashing o), I will continue saying it;
"aswear she's mouthed".
As for the op, chipappii, aswear you've made me a die-hard fan of yours, I have been following all of your threads I have come across and it has always been captivating, intriguing, and sometimes damn hilarious; I've got your back anyday, anytime. Its just a shame I don't comment, its due to me wanting to say everything on my mind when commenting (as you can see from this comment am making right now) and it might lead to the thread getting derailed. In short, just keep updating and be fast about it! (Na command? Ask google!)
As for bluejean, on behalf of the op, thanks for following this wonderful thread, you are bae.
P.S: As for the calmness you think I introduced; I was born calm!
(Na wash sha)

Wow, I'm humbled, thanks people.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 3:34pm On Dec 13, 2016
Precious had invited me in but i was a guy and i had my pride. I wasn't going to let that crazy Chinaza rub her arrogance on my face. I simply pointed out our house to her and told her to come over when she's done and went on my way back. She later came, i mean, it would be crazy of her not to, right?
Well, Precious was Chinaza's school daughter back in their Secondary school days and they still had that connection. I was so pissed off and felt humiliated that Chinaza seemed to be winning at every turn. We ended up underachieving what i had planned for that day because of my foul mood.
I soon found out that precious vetted all her decisions through Chinaza, you can imagine that. I'm yet to understand all these school mother, school daughter stuff. Well shaa, the introduction of my ex into our relationship wasn't so refreshing. She gave Precious the idea that sleeping with a guy she just started dating wasn't ideal, just when i was all set to get intimate with her. Yea, true that it took me 2 years to get Naza to date me and another 1 year to sleep with her but that doesn't give her any right, does it?
So precious started avoiding any Avenue that might tempt her into sleeping with me and i wasn't in a hurry to tempt her into doing something she wasn't ready for, yea remember the father factor, Preshy looked like a cry cry baby to me and she being the only daughter of a millitary man, mehn i have never been in a more complex situation. She decided her visits to my house would be once in a blue moon but i must always come and see her At least twice in a week and her cousin must be there to join in the gist. She wants me to visit her along with Eva there? Cool, she was going to get that visit.

"So how is it going with precious" Eva asked me the day i visited. We were in the parlor watching a movie and Precious had just gone into the kitchen to boil the spaghetti she bought.
"Well it's going just as it should be, imagine when you are dating a 6 year old child, that's how its going "
She laughed
" So you are not getting any action from her?"
"Eva don't ask me" i said, i was being careful, knowing Eva for whom she is, she may opt for a party, which how ever wasn't a bad idea tho.
"Are you sex starved? " She said after laughing
" Yes, what are you going to do about it, are you going to help me convince her?"
"Why will i convince her when i can actually help out myself" she said giving me her naughty look, she had sexy eyes.
"Eva, lets leave all that for school, this is her house"
"So what?" she said and came at me immediately, she climbed me, pushed my head backwards and started kissing me, i held her butt and squeezed hard at it, we kissed and kissed and i pulled her away..
"Eva she could catch us you know" i said looking at her
"Then lets go somewhere that she won't see us " she said and dragged me upstairs to a very big room.
" Who owns this room" i asked looking around
"Her parents " she said kissing me and unzipping my trouser.
" What if they come home?"
"They won't and this is the last place precious would come looking for us" she said and pushed me to the bed, she climbed me and dug her hand into my trouser and pulled out my tool caressing it, i felt the sensation take over me as i pulled her down on me and kissed her like i was in a rage. I flipped her around and got on top of her, i made to remove my trouser..
"Wait" she said softly
"Why? "
" Don't remove anything in case anything happens" i thought it was a good idea, i pulled her skirt up and spread her legs wide, she parted her pant to the side and i slid my prick into her hole, she moaned and grabbed me tearing at me shirt. With her legs wide in the air, we banged and fukked and screwed and came at the same time, we kissed each other to stop us from screaming. The bed was wet with our cum, i fell on her as we both struggled to catch our breath. We heard footsteps from outside the door. I jumped from her and ran towards the window, i quickly zip up my trouser and the devilish zipper caught the tip of my dikk, the door opened and Precious father came in..

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by gtin(m): 4:20pm On Dec 13, 2016
Chipappii:
the door opened and Precious father came in..

This Eva girl if she never put u for better trouble u no go rest

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Luizkid(m): 4:20pm On Dec 13, 2016
if hole no kill u ehn, nothing fit kill u again... nice write-up.
pls what's the latest between Tochi, Ada n Eve??

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 4:22pm On Dec 13, 2016
"What are you too doing?" he asked, he wasn't smiling, Eva was already kneeling on the floor.
"Chasing lizards" Eva quickly answer while i crutched at the window stealthily trying to rescure my dick from the zip.
"What do you mean chasing lizards?"
"We were at the parlor when one lizard ran in here" Eva explained, he didn't look convinced
"So why is your face like that?" He asked facing me
"Sir, i hit my head at the wall while trying to catch it"
I was relieved to see a smile on his face.
"So where's the lizard?" he asked
"out the window " Ada chipped in
"And you want to jump after it ehn?" he asked me, i smiled as precious walked in.
"Welcome dad"
"How are you?"
"I'm fine sir"
"Where were you when they were chasing lizards around" He asked her
"Erm, it actually came out from the kitchen " Precious said to Eva's and my amazement.
The man had only come home to pick some files before going out again. We were lucky he had no business going near the bed or we would have had to explain how the lizard got the bed wet. He left 30 minutes later. I and Eva eyed each other as we joined precious in the kitchen.
"Preshy, so the lizard came out from here?" i asked her
"Shut up " she said and grabbed me while she kissed me. I wasn't going to ask any questions, i knew she knew what the lizard saga was all about although i didn't know how she knew and i didn't care to find out. I lifted her onto the kitchen freezer and kissed her Savagely while Eva watched silently, being who she is, she couldn't watch for long, she came and joined us and we had a prolific party. Precious was savage but not up to Eva. I sure shot out all the sperm in my body. I found out that My holy precious wasn't so holy after all and the spaghetti burned.

I couldn't eat when i got home that day, i was over satisfied by Eva, precious and a burnt spaghetti. Precious had insisted she was going to throw it away.
By 8pm, my door slowly opened. I decided that if it was Amara, i was going to send her out, i have had enough for the day. Heavy slaps landed on my back and i jumped up to see Chinaza staring at me.
"What is wrong with you and what are you doing here"
"Shut up and answer my questions " she said and I just stared at her
" What are you doing with Precious?"
"What do you mean? She's my girlfriend " i answered
" Are you serious? "
" Yes naa, what is your business with it or are you Jealous?" i asked laughing
"Of course i'm jealous, anybody can have you but not her"
"Hmm, unbelievable, aren't you a drama queen, what does it matter whether its her or not after all i'm not complaining about that guy you are brandishing everywhere"
"Hmmm, i'm done with him" she said
"Really? " i asked looking at her, i was glad she did, at least she now has a space for a new guy, i was intending to be that guy but i'm just not telling her yet.
" yea, he's no fun joor"
"So what are you doing here now?" i asked
"Don't flatter yourself, i missed you shaa and i'm back to claim you".
She kissed me and did everything that finally led into a hot sex session for over 15 minutes.

"Neche, i want you back" she said after the sex
"Naza, my life is not just an open door you can walk out of and walk in anytime you want, you dumped me without even giving me a clue"
"But i did walk in this night and you fukked me like you missed me" she said and laughed.
"stupid girl" i hissed and smiled in the darkness. I was glad she came back..

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 4:25pm On Dec 13, 2016
Luizkid:
if Womanliness no kill u ehn, nothing fit kill u again... nice write-up.
pls what's the latest between Tochi, Ada n Eve??


Lol. It didn't kill Solomon .

Season one is ended for now. Have you read it to the end?

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by SlyCharlie(m): 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2016
Chipappii:
Precious had invited me in but i was a guy and i had my pride. I wasn't going to let that crazy Chinaza rub her arrogance on my face. I simply pointed out our house to her and told her to come over when she's done and went on my way back. She later came, i mean, it would be crazy of her not to, right?
Well, Precious was Chinaza's school daughter back in their Secondary school days and they still had that connection. I was so pissed off and felt humiliated that Chinaza seemed to be winning at every turn. We ended up underachieving what i had planned for that day because of my foul mood.
I soon found out that precious vetted all her decisions through Chinaza, you can imagine that. I'm yet to understand all these school mother, school daughter stuff. Well shaa, the introduction of my ex into our relationship wasn't so refreshing. She gave Precious the idea that sleeping with a guy she just started dating wasn't ideal, just when i was all set to get intimate with her. Yea, true that it took me 2 years to get Naza to date me and another 1 year to sleep with her but that doesn't give her any right, does it?
So precious started avoiding any Avenue that might tempt her into sleeping with me and i wasn't in a hurry to tempt her into doing something she wasn't ready for, yea remember the father factor, Preshy looked like a cry cry baby to me and she being the only daughter of a millitary man, mehn i have never been in a more complex situation. She decided her visits to my house would be once in a blue moon but i must always come and see her At least twice in a week and her cousin must be there to join in the gist. She wants me to visit her along with Eva there? Cool, she was going to get that visit.

"So how is it going with precious" Eva asked me the day i visited. We were in the parlor watching a movie and Precious had just gone into the kitchen to boil the spaghetti she bought.
"Well it's going just as it should be, imagine when you are dating a 6 year old child, that's how its going "
She laughed
" So you are not getting any action from her?"
"Eva don't ask me" i said, i was being careful, knowing Eva for whom she is, she may opt for a party, which how ever wasn't a bad idea tho.
"Are you sex starved? " She said after laughing
" Yes, what are you going to do about it, are you going to help me convince her?"
"Why will i convince her when i can actually help out myself" she said giving me her naughty look, she had sexy eyes.
"Eva, lets leave all that for school, this is her house"
"So what?" she said and came at me immediately, she climbed me, pushed my head backwards and started kissing me, i held her butt and squeezed hard at it, we kissed and kissed and i pulled her away..
"Eva she could catch us you know" i said looking at her
"Then lets go somewhere that she won't see us " she said and dragged me upstairs to a very big room.
" Who owns this room" i asked looking around
"Her parents " she said kissing me and unzipping my trouser.
" What if they come home?"
"They won't and this is the last place precious would come looking for us" she said and pushed me to the bed, she climbed me and dug her hand into my trouser and pulled out my tool caressing it, i felt the sensation take over me as i pulled her down on me and kissed her like i was in a rage. I flipped her around and got on top of her, i made to remove my trouser..
"Wait" she said softly
"Why? "
" Don't remove anything in case anything happens" i thought it was a good idea, i pulled her skirt up and spread her legs wide, she parted her pant to the side and i slid my prick into her hole, she moaned and grabbed me tearing at me shirt. With her legs wide in the air, we banged and fukked and screwed and came at the same time, we kissed each other to stop us from screaming. The bed was wet with our cum, i fell on her as we both struggled to catch our breath. We heard footsteps from outside the door. I jumped from her and ran towards the window, i quickly zip up my trouser and the devilish zipper cut the tip of my dikk, the door opened and Precious father came in..
It haff BE for u... Lol

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Luizkid(m): 6:55pm On Dec 13, 2016
Chipappii:


Lol. It didn't kill Solomon .
Season one is ended for now. Have you read it to the end?
yea, pls dish out the season 2, e suppose don done by now

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Chipappii(m): 7:04pm On Dec 13, 2016
Luizkid:

yea, pls dish out the season 2, e suppose don done by now


Check my profile and see the newest one
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by WILLYBABS(m): 9:07pm On Dec 13, 2016
Bros, abeg which drug u dey use...three babes in a day
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 13, 2016
This girl that forget pant and earring don't forget them oooooo. She drop them intentionally or what do u guys think.......

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by hatchetman(m): 10:09pm On Dec 13, 2016
nyc 1 bros..nyc story,
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by kingin55(m): 7:04am On Dec 14, 2016
fire on.......
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Jarexxx(m): 12:28pm On Dec 14, 2016
This is cool mehn
My heart actually skipped for you,the moment soldier man entered
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by gtin(m): 6:57pm On Dec 14, 2016
Jarexxx:
This is cool mehn
My heart actually skipped for you,the moment soldier man entered
That makes the 2 of us bro

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by joshuamoses101(m): 9:08am On Dec 15, 2016
Make t*t* no kill u o,u this chipappii
Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Curare: 9:16am On Dec 15, 2016
gtin:

That makes the 2 of us bro

4 actually, mine skipped twice.

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Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by Nobody: 1:10pm On Dec 15, 2016
Boss, when will the next update be now

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