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11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:01pm On Nov 21, 2016
You may have gotten this message, “Do you want to
be financially free? Join the community of people
helping people and get 30% monthly on your spare
money”.




This message is from MMM Nigeria, the latest get-rich-quick
scheme that is trending.


There’s been a lot of talk about MMM and more and more
people are joining every day even though the Nigerian
government has warned people against investing in the
scheme and is even making moves to shut down its
operations.


The thing with MMM is that it has a mouth-watering offer of
30 per cent increase on whatever amount they invest in a
month.

A lot of people cannot just let this offer pass them by
and before they know it, they are hooked and keep
increasing their investment.



Below are the stages of addiction every MMM new convert
goes through.



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Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:03pm On Nov 21, 2016
1. You think it is a scam


When you hear about MMM and its too good to be true offer,
the first thought that comes to your mind is, ‘it is scam.’


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt6resmpsbfsv.acb3d389.jpg[/img]

Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:14pm On Nov 21, 2016
2. Someone tries to convince you otherwise


It always starts with somebody in your house, office or
wherever. It could be a family member, friend or colleague.

They try convincing it is genuine, it is just people helping
people, you are not paying your money to MMM and blah
blah.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4lbu2cp7966.771a0dc6.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:18pm On Nov 21, 2016
3. You register because of someone


After resisting, you end up joining because you think you
just want to help someone get the referral bonus.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt4aij4hqa4nq.276056b7.jpg[/img]

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Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:22pm On Nov 21, 2016
4. You start with little money because you still have
doubt




You are scared that your money will disappear so you
decide to start small.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt7ljthb0ivf2.e3d8cb25.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:27pm On Nov 21, 2016
5. You get help
OOH LA LA! You have your promised 30 per cent increase.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyticp92ies1rs.c2e606db.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:31pm On Nov 21, 2016
6. You increase your investment



When your money does not disappear, you increase the
amount you are investing.

May be you started with N50,000
and the next month you increase it to N100000. Greed sets in
and you keep increasing the amount.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt3t5oh9ek903.59e6bbee.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:35pm On Nov 21, 2016
7. You get desperate for referral bonus

You also tell your friends and family and try to convince them why they should join and it is not because you love them but because of referral bonus.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt7idasvu0khi.3de4f32f.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:38pm On Nov 21, 2016
8. You become an MMM promoter
Someone dare not criticize MMM where you are because you will skin them alive.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkytrcuk2g2sd3g.7717c378.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:41pm On Nov 21, 2016
9. You refuse to believe it will crash

When you hear that MMM will crash, you say it won’t crash now.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt60lp1olr6km.21a81234.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2016
10. You don’t believe it is a scam
When people say MMM is a scam, you tell them you want to keep being scammed.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt1ldqog8tqmt8.d0f9cb3a.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by boman2014: 4:47pm On Nov 21, 2016
11. You start to spend money anyhow

That is the thing with free money, you spend it anyhow.

After all, you did not work for it. If this is not your MMM addiction story, tell us how your love journey to MMM started.

[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt3sj1k4ti0jh.b3e25fb7.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by Heavance(m): 4:51pm On Nov 21, 2016
people are so greedy, that they all just want to register someone for referral, but they won't tell them all they need to know.
I even heard of a woman that was paired, she got a call by the other paired participant, only for her to tell us she didn't register or join any MMM, the husband also confirmed this.
A greedy promoter must have used her name and number
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by mac33: 4:57pm On Nov 21, 2016
Hmmm
boman2014:
7. You get desperate for referral bonus


You also tell your friends and family and try to convince
them why they should join and it is not because you love
them but because of referral bonus.


[img]http://i.onthe.io/vllkyt7idasvu0khi.3de4f32f.jpg[/img]
Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by meeky007(m): 8:26am On Nov 22, 2016
FVCK MMM AMD ALL OF 'EM PROMOTERS

Re: 11 Stages Of Addiction Every MMM New Convert Goes Through by Nobody: 10:52am On Nov 22, 2016
12 you invest 1million & mmm crashed

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