The way last week started for me was very good, I was waiting to board a bike when all of a sudden I heard a voice call me frm some where across the road and as my powerful eyes zoomed all the road and it's environs, it caught hold of susan and her little brother, and it's been a long time that I've set eyes on her and when I inquired abt her where about she told me that she jus returned frm school cos she's in uniport


I cld tell that she's lookn very fresh and chubby, I concluded In my heart that port harcourt boiz are doin something great in her life, so we hugged and shifted to one side of the road and we started discussing and as we talked she commented on my looks saying I'm not lookn bad at all, then I jokingly chipped a word saying " that's why u cld not resist me that night we smooched abi" then she said abeg go joor, what are u now feeling like and we both laffed and I invited her to my shop so that we cld go outing, so she said she'll try


As she walked on, my powerful eyes caught sight of the way her yansh shaked melodiously to the rythm of her walkn step, I cld tell frm my experience in sexual matters that her yansh was trying to pass a message to me using the way it shook as a medium to pass the message and I tried to make a meaning frm wat her yansh was trying to say to me but I cld not, no matter how hard I tried my head became heavy and it was like I was feeln dizzy cos the shaking of the yansh almost knocked me off my feet but some how I managed to get back on track and in my mind I concluded saying "who yansh epp" and as I was abt to take my eyes of her sweet body and flag a bike the spirit of lust appeared frm no where, wth it's gan gan (talkn drum) of konji as it first of all hit my head wth the stick of it's talkn drum and the spirit of lust began to play to my hearing the message the yansh was trying to say to me. And I cld understand that the yansh was trying to ask me if I have wat it takes to handle all of it if we get in2 ruthless sexual duel when I'm in bed wth the gal.



And I was vexed sore and determined in my heart that I'll judge her wth my dick whenever we find ourselves within the four walls of my room for trying to lead me to hell wth the way she shook her yansh when she walked home after we finished discussing



Then I started to disturbing her life wth calls then yesterday she came to my shop and I bought her bottled water and she drank as we talked I held her hands occasionally and she didn't remove her hands and my dick was already charged, then I suggested that we go a bukateria to eat some food, so I ordered semovita. And egusi soup, while she ordered rice ,plantain spaghetti, salad, wth two kpomo and one meat and then as we ate I asked her why she ordered more kpomo than meat and she replied saying " ahhhhhh I love kpomo very well" and I thought that sounded good in my ears and I told her too that I love kpomo very well too and she smiled, I guess dhe thought I was talkn abt the kind of edible kpomo in her plate but what I meant was that kind of kpomo that is resting peacefullly in between the laps of the female human species which has made young boiz like me damn the consequences of spending eternity in hell fire to chase after it effortlessly


When she smiled in my mind I brought out my scientific mathematical calculator of sex and calculated the width,lenght,breadth,thickness,density,durability of her lips in relation to her pvssy and behold I got my answer, I believe strongly that I'll slay her before the second week of december, amen!

WTF!! Abeg recieve sense Amen!!

Lol, though i find it excessively theatrical or exggerated but i wish you well.


"Slay" her thoroughly. You've my unceasing blessings.

This sex maniac nigga

A buka is your idea of an outing?

All pvssies in ur hood must have been tormented by u

Smh..

Jonaifame22 pray make pussy no kill u the rate at which u chase everything in skit is alarming



Pretty soon it will calculate the total amount of STD HIV to give u which will be directly proportional to ur health sorry death



Easy dude u keep drilling a hole u will never get to the end of it
Haba yayisa mana

real niqqa #nodulling

chris2face:
Jonaifame22 pray make pussy no kill u the rate at which u chase everything in skit is alarming



Pretty soon it will calculate the total amount of STD HIV to give u which will be directly proportional to ur health sorry death



Easy dude u keep drilling a hole u will never get to the end of it
Haba yayisa mana

lol...this guy love for pvssy cannot be quantified,best advice for him is to stick with one lady

Kingsley1000:
lol...this guy love for pvssy cannot be quantified,best advice for him is to stick with one lady

The problem bruh he can't stick with one gal today he takes about Caro tomorrow Evelyn next Jennifer and it continues in that order



To much of everything is just bad

Moderation is the key

I need to be unconfused....as a matter of urgency.

JOSHUA00731:
real niqqa #nodulling

oh yea!

chris2face:
Jonaifame22 pray make pussy no kill u the rate at which u chase everything in skit is alarming



Pretty soon it will calculate the total amount of STD HIV to give u which will be directly proportional to ur health sorry death



Easy dude u keep drilling a hole u will never get to the end of it
Haba yayisa mana

what does haba yayisa mana mean?

jonaifame22:
what does haba yayisa mana mean?

It means its okay

This guy and his similes.

Interesting story. Please can I put it on a blog called www.datingwhilenigerian.com? It will fit.

jonaifame22:
The way last week started for me was very good, I was waiting to board a bike when all of a sudden I heard a voice call me frm some where across the road and as my powerful eyes zoomed all the road and it's environs, it caught hold of susan and her little brother, and it's been a long time that I've set eyes on her and when I inquired abt her where about she told me that she jus returned frm school cos she's in uniport


I cld tell that she's lookn very fresh and chubby, I concluded In my heart that port harcourt boiz are doin something great in her life, so we hugged and shifted to one side of the road and we started discussing and as we talked she commented on my looks saying I'm not lookn bad at all, then I jokingly chipped a word saying " that's why u cld not resist me that night we smooched abi" then she said abeg go joor, what are u now feeling like and we both laffed and I invited her to my shop so that we cld go outing, so she said she'll try


As she walked on, my powerful eyes caught sight of the way her yansh shaked melodiously to the rythm of her walkn step, I cld tell frm my experience in sexual matters that her yansh was trying to pass a message to me using the way it shook as a medium to pass the message and I tried to make a meaning frm wat her yansh was trying to say to me but I cld not, no matter how hard I tried my head became heavy and it was like I was feeln dizzy cos the shaking of the yansh almost knocked me off my feet but some how I managed to get back on track and in my mind I concluded saying "who yansh epp" and as I was abt to take my eyes of her sweet body and flag a bike the spirit of lust appeared frm no where, wth it's gan gan (talkn drum) of konji as it first of all hit my head wth the stick of it's talkn drum and the spirit of lust began to play to my hearing the message the yansh was trying to say to me. And I cld understand that the yansh was trying to ask me if I have wat it takes to handle all of it if we get in2 ruthless sexual duel when I'm in bed wth the gal.



And I was vexed sore and determined in my heart that I'll judge her wth my dick whenever we find ourselves within the four walls of my room for trying to lead me to hell wth the way she shook her yansh when she walked home after we finished discussing



Then I started to disturbing her life wth calls then yesterday she came to my shop and I bought her bottled water and she drank as we talked I held her hands occasionally and she didn't remove her hands and my dick was already charged, then I suggested that we go a bukateria to eat some food, so I ordered semovita. And egusi soup, while she ordered rice ,plantain spaghetti, salad, wth two kpomo and one meat and then as we ate I asked her why she ordered more kpomo than meat and she replied saying " ahhhhhh I love kpomo very well" and I thought that sounded good in my ears and I told her too that I love kpomo very well too and she smiled, I guess dhe thought I was talkn abt the kind of edible kpomo in her plate but what I meant was that kind of kpomo that is resting peacefullly in between the laps of the female human species which has made young boiz like me damn the consequences of spending eternity in hell fire to chase after it effortlessly


When she smiled in my mind I brought out my scientific mathematical calculator of sex and calculated the width,lenght,breadth,thickness,density,durability of her lips in relation to her pvssy and behold I got my answer, I believe strongly that I'll slay her before the second week of december, amen!

DaWNigerian:
Interesting story. Please can I put it on a blog called www.datingwhilenigerian.com? It will fit.

yes

Funny.. Play safe bro

Slimydude49:
Funny.. Play safe bro

thank you

prettyAdaolisa:
Smh..

?

All your life just revolves around sex sex sex

Grow up

firstking01:
All your life just revolves around sex sex sex

He may be a virgin boy disturbing our peace here with his stupidity

prettyAdaolisa:
Smh..

Hello

BlaQWolf:


Hello

Hello

jonaifame22 when you go repent??

hmmm..continue..but i know
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prettyAdaolisa:


Hello

Nice dp...you are beautiful... And a nice name too..
Adaolisa ,very rare.

bad boi

BlaQWolf:


Nice dp...you are beautiful... And a nice name too..
Adaolisa ,very rare.

Awww...thanks..

Horrible dp...it is scary...and a terrible name too...
Wolf,very dangerous.

prettyAdaolisa:

Awww...thanks..

Horrible dp...it is scary...and a terrible name too...
Wolf,very dangerous.

Smiles* we all are trying to survive hence one or two..
Wolves ain't that bad..they should protect themselves..
Humans each have animality..you never know what yours might be....You haven't been long here...what made you register?