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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Xburn(m): 2:57pm On Sep 30, 2022
dyera:
The one I enjoyed the most was the one where there are four players and each have their own monkey post in one of the four sides of the small pitch to defend.

Make my enemy no get one post o..cause out of everyone na him post I go dey target grin
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by friendl: 2:58pm On Sep 30, 2022
We still play monkey post every Saturday
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by fairwilliams: 3:10pm On Sep 30, 2022
My role is f0rwad and they always called my offside b0y cox am always close to the
0pp0nent gkeeper. I remember h0use t0 h0use c0mpetiti0n we do play in 0sun state ( 0tan ayegbaju ) precisely then
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Iamthoney(m): 3:22pm On Sep 30, 2022
Equity15:
i believe you die!!!
Boss everything I put down there na the truth no fugazy. As I good for football then naso I sabi many guys wey sabi box well and we all dey go national stadium surulere that year but our parents just discourage us making us believe say nothing good go come out. “Ija o’dola”(Meaning is fight won’t make you wealthy was the literal meaning of that Yoruba proverb) my friend’s parents usually tells them

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by OLOKOESHIN: 3:31pm On Sep 30, 2022
firstking01:
If you never played monkey post you never played ball...esp five aside...
No ref... nothing nothing

Men are hard creatures

E go reach turn wey be say we go turn the match to rough dey wound each other...we go still dey enjoy am dey go laidat without referee until heads calm down

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Emeka71(m): 3:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
Ikpeabujo:
monkey post tin on point
You try.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by psychologist(m): 3:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
Tunechi5:
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Sacrificing two balls for one grin
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by femlad97(m): 4:18pm On Sep 30, 2022
Who sabi setting post

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Hotice085: 4:20pm On Sep 30, 2022
goshikid:
HERE! JUST FOR FUN grin


One wicked friend of mine Tola, will count 3 for him post while ego count four or five for the opposite team

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by dyera(m): 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2022
Prolific007:


We used to call this 4 post. You're only permitted to touch the ball only when the other opponents have; touching it twice leads to foul

This rule was also fun.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by EmmyDJourno: 4:26pm On Sep 30, 2022
It’s called Mocking Post not Monkey Post
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by aylive02(m): 4:31pm On Sep 30, 2022
Tunechi5:
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. When you sacrifice two balls to save one ball
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Olam09(m): 4:41pm On Sep 30, 2022
goshikid:
HERE! JUST FOR FUN grin

4 post my post..

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by francybod: 4:43pm On Sep 30, 2022
Oh my God! I played a lot.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Ogbadu14: 4:51pm On Sep 30, 2022
The best player is always in the same side with the owner of the ball....
Odunharry:
1. The fat kid was always the backman.

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.

3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.

4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.

5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the
last team to score.

6. No referee and lines men except in case of competition ref will be appointed.

7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban

8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree/gutter/other compound when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in the next game.

10. When the owner of the ball gets
annoyed, game over.

11. the most skillful player get automatic
selection.

12. Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in the air, the team that gets it continues with the game.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by SisterAnn(f): 4:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
NobleAngell:
I just had a good laugh in the midst of a very hectic day. Well, at least you stepped your feet on the pitch.
grin
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Beckham14: 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2022
macho44:


Bend It Like Beckham grin
That's the perfect phrase... grin

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Antai123(m): 5:16pm On Sep 30, 2022
Equity15:
lwkmd grin. Reminds me of one guy in my area then. If that guy meets you one on one, just run commot for post grin
Yeah, it's part of the game, our set of 5 players no dey ever comot, cos we go play well and play rough too, the owner of the ball always chooses my set. If not na him body go take am.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Akinowon123(m): 5:36pm On Sep 30, 2022
Mocking post

Not Monkey post. Do ur research
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by slipperyanus07: 6:01pm On Sep 30, 2022
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Tunechi5:
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using too balls to save one ball grin grin if you know you know

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Prolific007(m): 6:15pm On Sep 30, 2022
dyera:


This rule was also fun.

The best part back was when you roast your opponent with the ball
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by skentelelady(f): 6:52pm On Sep 30, 2022
Odunharry:

Lol. U should have asked to join and they will gladly pick you but they will refer to you as shot 1 cos you not as good as the others.
A girl would be a shot one na cheesy cheesy
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Odunharry(m): 6:54pm On Sep 30, 2022
skentelelady:

A girl would be a shot one na cheesy cheesy
Yes technically.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by juniorstar(m): 7:19pm On Sep 30, 2022
We dey always play set. Na the same size of post we dey use play one touch. Make those kind holiday wey be say no movement we go use main road for street play am.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Bahamas95(m): 8:00pm On Sep 30, 2022
Opinedecandid:
People still dey play am
Yes, monkey post is fun......I still play it with my guys on weekends when am less busy.

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Chizzyjforce: 8:06pm On Sep 30, 2022
Sacrificing two balls to save one ball grin grin grin

Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Equity15(m): 8:47pm On Sep 30, 2022
Iamthoney:
Boss everything I put down there na the truth no fugazy. As I good for football then naso I sabi many guys wey sabi box well and we all dey go national stadium surulere that year but our parents just discourage us making us believe say nothing good go come out. “Ija o’dola”(Meaning is fight won’t make you wealthy was the literal meaning of that Yoruba proverb) my friend’s parents usually tells them
yeah...i actually believed you. i could relate perfectly to your first post
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Bfly: 8:48pm On Sep 30, 2022
Whether na Mocking post or na Monkey post.
Anyball above the ground level in ones without bars is no goal. On 1 on 1, the defender lie down jeje, then you fire the ball directly to his face or balls out of frustration. See wickedness.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by LienwaltAbel(m): 8:59pm On Sep 30, 2022
There's nothing special about monkey post. Besides, why is this just hitting front page.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Iamthoney(m): 9:02pm On Sep 30, 2022
Equity15:
yeah...i actually believed you. i could relate perfectly to your first post
Big ups bro

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Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by SuperbCrown: 9:38pm On Sep 30, 2022
goshikid:
HERE! JUST FOR FUN grin

It is called MOCKING POST.
Re: Monkey Post: Gone Are Those Days!! by Niswayne19: 11:23pm On Sep 30, 2022
Monkey post was fun for me.

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