MY PRAYER FOR MMM (A MUST READ!!)
God, as ur loving and loyal son i've always been, I know each time I commune with you , u always pay a listening ear. Therefore, today, I make these few but indispensable prayers:
1. Anybody or group of persons or entity(ies) spreading the MMM crash fake news, just don't kill them pls ; just break one of their legs each!
2. Any individual who says panic will be the brand name for MMM by spreading false rumours that are unfounded and baseless, my father, be merciful oh God! Spare their lives. Just make them go dumb for as long as MMM exists (afterall, everything in life has an expiry date, so is MMM).
3. Any kpians (witch/wizard) that will scatter my plans for this Christmas even though my confirmed mavro has been frozen, fire burn them! Fire burn them!!
4. Any enemy of progress on ma list in form of monitoring spirit, monitoring my mavro percentage, my lovely father, just use fork and pluck out their two eyes alone.
5. Finally my Heavely father, any anti-movrodian group or persons, fighting to bring us down, daddy u sef know say we don come, we don come. Father format their brains so they wouldn't remember MMM again and so, confusion will remain permanent in their lives. Those whose brains are strong and refuse to format, remove their brains entirely so that madness will be their baptismal names. Thank you my King of kings and Lord of lords for prayers answered as usual in Jesus' name... Amen!!! Twale Baba God!! #MMMForLife #SayNoToPanic #MavroIntact #PovertyAlleviationMovement

U don pray finish? Welcome back to reality bro

and what's d reality?