An old man sat by the park everyday in a small town.
One day, a little boy saw the old man, as he sat alone with nobody/no company.
So the little boy decided that he was going to give him company.
So the little boy went and decided to bring up topics to the old man. they made stories and laughed together, then before the boy left, the old man asked.
"KID, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" the little boy replied "Mark."
'How old are you?" the old man asked again.
"i'm ten," mark replied,

well the old man also introduced his name;
"I'm JONES."
"HOw old are you, MR. Jones?" the little boy asked.
"I'M 25." (OLD MAN JONES)
"BUT HOW COME YOU HAVE GREY HAIR ALL OVER YOUR HEAD?" (LITTLE BOY MARK.)
"I WAS BORN AGAIN AT 50." (OLD MAN JONES.)

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York.
Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a
pit bull terrier. He runs over and starts fighting
with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and
saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching
the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero,
tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers:
"Brave New Yorker saves the life of little
girl." The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!."
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning:
"Brave American saves life of little girl," the
policeman answers. "But I am not an American!," says
the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: "I
am a Pakistani!." The next day the newspapers says:
"Islamic Extremist Kills American Dog".

Eslynera you're really funny

@daprince
not bad

Stil laughin. General tot is that: Usual extremist violence was applied. Wonda wen dis hostility btw d 2 wil stop.

mhhh

You've probably heard this before but at least it corresponds to the topic so here goes:

A man always walked past route 99 on his way home from work and he usually saw an old man with lots of grey hair sitting on his front porch looking so calm and at peace. So one day, he goes ahead and asks the old man, what is the secret of your calm and peaceful life? And the old man responds, " I womanize, drink a carton of beer each day, smoke a lot and I never take a bath. Surprised, the man asks, "how old are you sir? the Old man responds," just 25 years old".