was going through Facebook not quite long and came across this trending slum book and felt I should share it here, just for fun.

cc Deoblazing

Come and fill yours!

Full Name....... King Godwin
Favorite color...... Red, White and Black (I love Egypt)
Tattoo ............. No
Piercings..............Yes (both ears)
Married ...... No
If Not married, willing to mingle ....... Can't tell
Crushing on someone...... Yes
Someone crushing on me......MAYBE
Proposals ....... Yes (An Ex)
Done Drugs..... No
Children ...........No
Surgeries ........ No
Shot a gun ....... Hahahaahahahaha!
Slapped someone before..... Yes (countless times)
Watched someone give birth .... No
Watched someone die ..... Yes
Ever had three.some before.... Yes(twice I think)
Ever had sex..........Yes
Still a virgin.............No
Your first kiss.........1999
Your first love........ Oghowmen (1999)
Still in school............ No
Been to America ......No
Ridden in an ambulance .... No
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ................ playing video game and watching football
Have any scars ........ Yes
Last time you cried ..... In front of an ex when I was travelling from the city we met (2007)
Last time you had sex ....... This morning
Ever been drunk?...... Yes
Sail on ship?....... I always sail on ships
Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes
Rode on a horse ....... No
Stayed in a hospital ..... Yes
Been to Malaysia.......No
been to south Africa.....No
play any bet games........Yes (addict )
graduated from university........ Yes
been to Ghana............. No
play MMM..................NO

Full Name....... Ade..... Adeyinka
Favorite color...... Red
Tattoo ............. No
Piercings..............Yes (both ears)
Married ...... No
If Not married, willing to mingle ....... Yeskeh
Crushing on someone...... Yes
Someone crushing on me..... Yessss
Proposals ....... Non
Done Drugs..... No
Children ...........No
Surgeries ........ No
Shot a gun ....... Not yet
Slapped someone before..... Yes
Watched someone give birth .... No
Watched someone die ..... Yesss
Ever had three.some before... Kinni n je be
Ever had sex..........Yes ( since tipe tipe )
Still a virgin.............No
Your first kiss.........2014
Your first love........ Tobby olori gbeske
Still in school............ Yes
Been to America ......Not yet
Ridden in an ambulance .... No
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ................ Reading novels and laughing
Have any scars ........ Yes
Last time you cried ..... Saturday
Last time you had sex ....... Now now now
Ever been drunk?...... Nope
Sail on ship?....... Not yet
Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes
Rode on a horse ....... No
Stayed in a hospital ..... Yes
Been to Malaysia.......No
been to south Africa.....No
play any bet games........Nope
graduated from university........ Not yet
been to Ghana............. Very soon
play MMM......... Am I under a spell

Booked

Full Name....... Sibeal Daniels
Favorite color...... Got no favorites (I love
dark colours though)
Tattoo ............. No
Piercings ..............Yes (both ears)
Married ...... No
If Not married, willing to mingle ....... Oh yeah
Crushing on someone...... Yes
Someone crushing on me......Oh yeah
Proposals ....... Bleh
Done Drugs..... No
Children ...........No
Surgeries ........ No
Shot a gun ....... No but I would love to
Slapped someone before..... Yes (countless times)
Watched someone give birth .... No
Watched someone die ..... No
Ever had three.some before ....
Ever had sex ..........
Still a virgin .............
Your first kiss.........
Your first love........ Bleh
Still in school............ Yup
Been to America ......No
Ridden in an ambulance .... No
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ................ Reading
Have any scars ........ Not really
Last time you cried ..... Saturday
Last time you had sex .......
Ever been drunk?...... Nuuh
Sail on ship? ....... No
Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes
Rode on a horse ....... No
Stayed in a hospital ..... Yes
Been to Malaysia .......No
been to south Africa .....No
play any bet games........No
graduated from university ........ No
been to Ghana ............. No
play MMM..................

SINZ:

Which babe you still they wink again? hehehehe

All this space bookers

Full Name....... Olori PabloOmoescobar
Favorite color...... White
Tattoo ............. yes
Piercings..............Yes,both ears and
Married ...... Yes
Crushing on someone...... No
Someone crushing on me......No
Proposals .......
Done Drugs..... Yes
Children ...........yes
Surgeries ........ No
Shot a gun ....... Yes
Slapped someone before..... Yes,i slapped my boo yesterday*pablo
Watched someone give birth .... Yes
Watched someone die ..... No
Ever had party before.... Yes
Ever had sex..........Yes
Still a virgin.............No
Your first kiss......... hehehehehe
Your first love........ Fuvk first love
Still in school............ No
Been to America ......Very soon
Ridden in an ambulance .... God forbid bad thing
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ................ Eating
Have any scars ........ No
Last time you cried ..... Lsst week*tears of Joy tho
Ever been drunk?......No,i only do weed and get high.
Sail on ship?_ .... No
Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes
Rode on a horse ....... Yes
Stayed in a hospital ..... Yes
Been to Malaysia.......Very soon
been to south Africa.....Very soon
play any bet games........Yes,baba ijebu
graduated from university........ Yes,tey tey.
been to Ghana............. Very soon
play MMM..................I dey mad?

GentlemanUnltd:

Which babe you still they wink again? hehehehe

Baba, na boredom dey make me book space. No mind me

Hmm

SINZ:


Baba, na boredom dey make me book space. No mind me

Hehehehehe, a whole you boredom? when you have Nkechi or Amaka or Ada or even their mothers to call and ask them to come and keep you busy the pleasure way?

prettythicksme:
Full Name....... Olori PabloOmoescobar
Favorite color...... White
Tattoo ............. yes
Piercings..............Yes,both ears and
Married ...... Yes
Crushing on someone...... No
Someone crushing on me......No
Proposals .......
Done Drugs..... Yes
Children ...........yes
Surgeries ........ No
Shot a gun ....... Yes
Slapped someone before..... Yes,i slapped my boo yesterday*pablo
Watched someone give birth .... Yes
Watched someone die ..... No
Ever had party before.... Yes
Ever had sex..........Yes
Still a virgin.............No
Your first kiss......... hehehehehe
Your first love........ Fuvk first love
Still in school............ No
Been to America ......Very soon
Ridden in an ambulance .... God forbid bad thing
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ................ Eating
Have any scars ........ No
Last time you cried ..... Lsst week*tears of Joy tho
Ever been drunk?......No,i only do weed and get high.
Sail on ship?_ .... No
Rode on a motorcycle ...... yes
Rode on a horse ....... Yes
Stayed in a hospital ..... Yes
Been to Malaysia.......Very soon
been to south Africa.....Very soon
play any bet games........Yes,baba ijebu
graduated from university........ Yes,tey tey.
been to Ghana............. Very soon
play MMM..................I dey mad?

GentlemanUnltd:

Hehehehehe, a whole you boredom? when you have Nkechi or Amaka or Ada or even their mothers to call and ask them to come and keep you busy the pleasure way?

I'm a changed man bruh, I wan marry by this time next year. Right now, I'm in the transition process.

This is KIV right?

Full Name....... Martins Morris (utEtz
Favorite color...... Blue
Tattoo ............. Hell No
Piercings.............. Nahhh, Not My Thing.
Married ...... Nop
Crushing on someone...... No
Someone crushing on me...... Yes
Proposals ....... To Me Or From Me? I Dont Get It
Done Drugs..... Never
Children ...... Not Yet
Surgeries ...... No
Shot a gun ....... Yes
Slapped someone before..... Yes, Sec School Days
Watched someone give birth .... No
Watched someone die ..... Yes
Ever had party before.... Yes
Ever had sex..... Ermmm??
Still a virgin....... Yes
Your first kiss......... Was Beautiful
Your first love..... Blessing
Still in school..... Yes
Been to America .....
In Some Months Time
Ridden in an ambulance .... Abeg O!!!
Sang karaoke ....... No
Hobby ....... Eating, Editing & Anything Soccer
Have any scars ........ No
Last time you cried ..... Cant Remember
Ever been drunk?......Never Tasted Alcohol.
Sail on ship?_ .... No, Speed Boats? Yes.

Cutezt

Full Name....... Teniola micheal
F

PabloOmoEscobar:

Respect to you my king :-

prettythicksme:
Respect to you my king :-

But that slap still dey pepper me

PabloOmoEscobar:
But that slap still dey pepper me

Hehehehehehe oya sorry

SINZ:


I'm a changed man bruh, I wan marry by this time next year. Right now, I'm in the transition process.

This is KIV right?

Lol, change man indeed, that means I am now a pope.

Yeah, its me bro!

Cutezt:
Ayam Cumming

Approaching? awwww!

GentlemanUnltd:

Lol, change man indeed, that means I am now a pope.

Yeah, its me bro!

Are you freaking kidding me? Na you worse pass me nau? I haven't done a quarter. You sir, are a legend.

prettythicksme:
Hehehehehehe oya sorry

cum and slap the left side oo

SINZ:


Are you freaking kidding me? Na you worse pass me nau? I haven't done a quarter. You sir, are a legend.

Al ahly of Egypt has won more trophies than arsenal, both locally and continental, but that doesn't make al ahly better than them.

This short story illustrate you and you, you re incomparable in the act of hunting and digging. I was even taught your story when I was in primary 5 years ago. hehehehe

PabloOmoEscobar:
cum and slap the left side oo

Hahahahahaha on my way*catwalk outta thread to slap his left ear.

GentlemanUnltd:

Al ahly of Egypt has won more trophies than arsenal, both locally and continental, but that doesn't make al ahly better than them.

This short story illustrate you and you, you re incomparable in the act of hunting and digging. I was even taught your story when I was in primary 5 years ago. hehehehe

prettythicksme:
Hahahahahaha on my way*catwalk outta thread to slap his left ear.

this time, koni funny fun e sha

SINZ:

Hahahahahaha, you read punch newspaper of Friday last week?
FG has advice all universities in Nigeria to introduce a new course, synzulogy!

You have indeed gone far my man.

PabloOmoEscobar:
this time, koni funny fun e sha

Will u slap me back?

GentlemanUnltd:

Hahahahahaha, you read punch newspaper of Friday last week?
FG has advice all universities in Nigeria to introduce a new course, synzulogy!

You have indeed gone far my man.

Na this your sweet mouth you dey use cop these hunnies

Bahd guy
Dey give me all your tittles.