1. when u are expecting your feeding allowance for the past 2weeks and your parent finally told your brother to send it to you......................................you are like..........I don get alert GODWIN

Continue

2. then your brother was now telling u STORY THAT TOUCH, that when he got to the bank he couldn't complete the transaction before closing hour.......and u are like, is he sending millions or what

Observing

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•• → uhm lemme go get ma headphones °°

3. after he finally send the money and you reach A.T.M stand and u met upto like 60 people trying to withdraw you are like...........WHY ME OO............

4. then after queuing for good 3 hours you are now the next person to withdraw, when u are about to insert your ATM card then the machine says "temporarily out of service" then you are like...............kuku kill me....................then u know that it is the work of AIYE , AIYE

following

sweeps floor....abeg wake me up when we get to d promise land

5. after several struggling and endurance u finally withdraw, then u are about to go and flex your money when one lecturer says " buy my #1200 handout " and 20marks" out of your #2000 ................then you are like, let me pass out #.............SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE

6. then you are still deliberating on how to spend your last #800 when ur chop and clean mouth friend came in to borrow #500 from you then you are like................DONT FORGET that......

7. then your mom called to tell you that you are spending the money for 2weeks, then u try to explain to her, then she said DON'T TELL ME NONSENSE............ and u are like

Can relate to no 7

lol..so true

8. then one of ur female toaster that already friend zone you came to visit u for the first time and she started sharing ur foodstuffs into halves and dipping them in her bag, then you are like.............omo I DEY VEX OOO

9. then the next day at school another lecturer told u that you are paying #600 for his handout and u are like.............WAIT..............again

This is hilarious oooo

10. Then u sitting and silently praying for a miraculous alert, then you are like ...............oluwa PICK UP the call

11. then you heard GBAGAN(Bank alert) on your phone and u rush to check it only to see " dear value customer thanks for using our ATM on the 23 of December 2016 and we really appreciate so for this message we will be deducting #70 from ur account " and u are still planning to use the last #100 to buy voucher online to call ur families to send u anything..........then you are like.................I rather kill myself than commuting suicide

I drop my pen here so u are free go add yours


most of you will be thinking why am using capital letter in some sentence, that is tittle of music just to make it unique



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jarizod, smellymouth,

abeg help me take am go the permanent site

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Lol

So true

3,4,5... mehn e no easy

Lol... Can seriously relate

Used to be like this, until I learnt how to fish

hilarious... lollz

Lmao