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|***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 5:09pm On Dec 30, 2016|
Paayne vs ZachHugo
Voting Criteria :
Opener - 1 point
Rhymes - 2 points
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
Punchlines - 3 points
Personals - 2 points
Flow - 1 point
Wordplays - 2 points
Closer - 1 point
- 40 lines.
- Deadline is 8pm, Friday 30
- Verses should be posted by both
battlers on or not later than
- No biting, swaying, stretching,
feeding or recycling.
- No complaining about votes.
- A no show attracts a ban.
- No unnecessary comments
- No smearing comments about any
bar OR biting accusations without
- Whatever you feel is wrong with a
bar or verse - please put it in your
vote. Vote and state what you found
- If there's anything you need to say
in defence of your verse please save
them for after voting's over.
- NO argument with established vets
- Battlers should not interject
between votes and voters should
just vote and leave it like that.
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 5:41pm On Dec 30, 2016|
CHeckzIn.. Zachhugo, where art thou?
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 6:16pm On Dec 30, 2016|
Paayne am posting my verse now......
post after I post
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 6:51pm On Dec 30, 2016|
ZachHugo:. No probs..
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 7:01pm On Dec 30, 2016|
.This Scaramouch is gonna get hurt, even if I got his name Misspelt//....tha Proud Insect//...Had a shallow Win against Drisklef//....and now he's feeling like an Ill vet//...but no one recognises paayne, no one is feeling This Elf//...Only Paayne Feels Paayne.....When He's hurting Himself!!!!
.This psycho Bbitch is in Mind Bondage//.....Smh for this Olodo aka, Almighty Dull brain//......he's too daft and Old school like my grams College//....I'll break the fools head with a Large Dog chain//......"Record Textbooks".....then drop it in his "Brain"...paayne will receive "Sound Knowledge"!!!!!
.Paayne and his partners are gonna get bruised at Sight//..For their hatred towards this Knight//...whose showed his Might//..paayne, Kang and Flex are gonna turn gospel artist this Night//....once I plant the 'three' in Church, they'll be 'rooted' up in Christ!!!
..................... ... ...................
.Picture Today as Paaynes wedding day//......and he'll Feel this Rival Blades//......I'll Kill this ugly Dumb Sucidal ape//...and Leave tha fools Corpse Scattered all Over tha 'Rails'//....When I come swiftly and Crush him with his Wife's Bridal Train//..
.Payne's Mom is a Slut from the Gutter//..he's screwed her over and over//.....he has 'Browsed' through all her Websites she's like his 'Personal Computer'//.....Son Ffucking mom, Abomination of the highest order//...Like the chief Executioner//..I'll come with my Blades and make 'P See' death, when am Killing his Mother!!//
.I'll Call him out, He'll try to duck at first......But it'll do him No good//.....Cause I'll trouble the fool with threats....he ain't a Dope Dude//....he'll Loose his Mind and accept.....he'll Loose his 'Soul' too// ....once he picks the call...he'll be in 'Box'.....Like a Phone Booth!!
.I'll make paayne a cripple, with Real Clips//....I'll visit England quickly//...and take the arsenal from gunners to shoot this weakling//...he'll be on a wheelchair once I land at 'Watford' this Evening//...with the 'Nine' at my back to take a shot at ' The Knee'//...
.My punches will kill this cruel Light Bbitch//.....if he Fronts a Turd, I'll punch the Fools Eyelids//...am Destroying the slowpoke's face with Brute Tactics//....That'll Leave his Eyes Darker than a Cool Smiley!!!//.
.The 'scratches' I left paayne the animation are the Strongest//...like that Video game, them 'Marks Pain' the Dumb head//...This 'Brainless' Nincompoop is a Total Nonsense//...Like an 'Uncompleted Duplex'.....this idiat has nothing 'upstairs'!!!//..
. Am Battling the corpse of a Leprechaun, an Illl pauper//.....I already killed paayne before in the Freestyle zone...real proper//...Since am an Evil "Pirate" That got many Gold and can still Murder//....I'll stick my Blades in this 'Dead mans chest' and take his 'Soul' like a Real Cobbler//...he'll die again cause he 'Davy Jones' and am 'Will Turner'!!//
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|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 7:02pm On Dec 30, 2016|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 7:03pm On Dec 30, 2016|
King reggie my ass!!!
Ladies nd gentlemen, I give you Zach the wanderer...
The dude wif skinny bow legs, the gay nd adulterer..
The one whose words never seem to mean anything, a scam nd a stutterer...
a nigga with no bloody agenda, a stan nd a blunderer...
The hapless oogboni disciple, son of amadi the drunkard..
Buh If you hear me clapping for this person, its the rounds from my revolvers!!..
Two shots to his chest will have him pleading for mercy...
Two more in this dumb prick will gladly rip out his testes..
One by one, with every bar I spit, I'll take out his senses..
Fvck rands n nairas, I'll Trade that for strepsils,..
Cos zach z like a worthless bible chapter ,
No one gives a shii t about his verses!!...
You will find him in local strip clubs, working 'poles' like inec officials...
Buh Don't blame the gay, his slow lifestyle is clearly congenital..
You'll see him all dressed up like lady gaga, nd say he z searching for magas..!!
Now zach z become a ' little headache' , the type you kill wif alabukun or dagger!!.
Small words won't do him any good here, he z gonna get chewed here...
Nd the imp z getting a tooth cleared for boasting of crude gears...
we know the faggit z gon come claiming he z. Lines are the 'Bomb', buh who cares?!...
Not that they even atomic or nuclear!!...
I'll unleash these bullets on him for lying, Ilight the slime up like its xmas n new year!!..
That's cos I'm ah true vet, fine nigga with cool beards..
While zach is haggard n crooked, he looks like mama put's bed..
Nd He z only hope of wiinning me is if he drops a good verse,
one that doesn't look his C.V..
Cos that shii t be looking like, " hi, I'm zach nd my IQ is slower than 2G"!!...
" as for my working experience, I bagged a degree in attention seeking...
Nd ended up being a stripper in kuje prison...
Buh in other to make ends meet properly, I suck bigg diicks for a living...
Trust me, I'm very good at it, you can ask my best friend gbemmie, she z also my personal assistant!!.".
Zach z nothing but a wastrel, nd a candidate for ma death grip..
So I'll let ma techs dig in, body parts will spread round like his sex tape...
he z never been good at jumps, buh he z gonna try to pull a lame stunt aka my best clip..
But ah swear, that won't bother me, cos zach already lost this match b4 jig printed out the bet slip'!!..
Nobody cares about his stories, or his sober anthems..
Even his word-plays nd silly rhymes are looking older than him..
Talk about his punches, and metaphors? Worst shii ts I ever saw, there z nothing the loafer can bring...
He should keep on with his 'dirty' threats, I'll 'wipe the pothead clean', my jabs are like 'soda n vim'!!....
my blades are cutting him nicely, nd slashing his biceps..
ma whole verse is a mine field, he should follow in my steps...
Or get blown open, We can hear his confused screams, like "erm! erm! erm!, can someone 'provide help'!!..
Zach is so stupid, in duh club, he z duh type to order for 9 schwepps!!..
Once again, Ladies n gentlemen. Meet zach, the caveman...
Half monkey, half human, he z zach d apeman..
Lacks contents in his 'messages', ma 'techs' will zap the mailman!!..
But I'll leave him with 'cut after cut' for 'attempted murder', the next time he z ever handling a real bar, will be in duh back of a 'jail van'!!
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|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 6:28pm On Jan 01, 2017|
Ah swear, and something is wrong wif my browser.. Don't even understand what's happening.
Cc : jigsawKillah votes needed bro
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by JigsawKillah(m): 10:18pm On Jan 01, 2017|
votes needed here please
and every regular battler
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 12:03am On Jan 02, 2017|
NL changed some of my words tho.
'gay' is posed to be 'fa ag'...
* in the first bar, 'person' is posed to be 'f ucktard' to rhyme wif drunkard.
* 3rd bar_ 'slow lifestyle' is posed to be 'reetarded lifestyle'
* 7th bar_ 'compromised video' was meant to be 'se x tape' to rhyme with other last words in the bar.
so, judges should pls read my verse well enough, nd if necessary, inserts the changes mentioned above.
so with that said,
LET THE BETTER MAN WIN.
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 12:04am On Jan 02, 2017|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Blema011: 12:07am On Jan 02, 2017|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 12:44pm On Jan 02, 2017|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Hydrog3n(m): 12:52pm On Jan 03, 2017|
Am always breaking the ICE,,I swear if I keep breaking the ice,I will end up breaking some ones head o
Airmark Mikuz , take note
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Paayne(m): 1:48pm On Jan 03, 2017|
SMH. so, still no votes yet.
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by 007Bruce: 5:45pm On Jan 03, 2017|
Paayne:yes.. an irrelevant man created the thread..
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Hydrog3n(m): 6:53pm On Jan 03, 2017|
007Bruce:I feel like hitting you with a plank.
Jigsaw,is irrelevant the same jig I met when I first joined rap section is irrelevant ,,
The same jig that has been active even poetry is irrelevant,,
The same jig that sacrificed his time to create all the Noob tourny battle thread is irrelevant ,,
The same jig that stayed remain even when the rest of the organizers ran away,the mod no where to be found is irrelevant,,
The same jig that is consistant,unlike some like Giyazz that will only remember here,when they want to drop there next mix tape,next single,beg for us to vote for them in rap completion,support for Mr Nairaland
And finally the same jig you where begging for a battle has now become irrelevant
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by 007Bruce: 7:43pm On Jan 03, 2017|
Hydrog3n:na I wasn't begging.. I called him out and he stylishly ducked.
why are your texts in blue? are you gay?
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by MrKang: 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2017|
smh @ peeps who refuse to vote,y'all can't say you haven't seen your mentions.
Now to the verds,was this battle worth the hype?
Opener - 1 point - Paayne ---------Zach's 'paayne feeling paayne' effect has been worn out in retrospect to Paayne's previous opponents,so no sting was felt at all.
Paayne was creative with his opener,with a killer punch,that's how you do it,you draw first blood.
Rhymes - 2 points- Zach -- since Paayne had longer schemes his rhymes were bound to fall off at times.
Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points-- Tie ---- can't separate this,both did well,though there were some few generic ish.
Punchlines - 3 points- Paayne ---- the creative style he brought in delivering his punches gave him the edge,it was nice and hitting ,while Zach showed improvements in his set-ups,to end it with a bang was kinda a prob,case in point that Deeney's line could have been more effective if the 9 and 'the knee' was in synch reminiscing the Watford striker. This shoulda been better 'using my 9 on the knee' , '9 on the knee' being the effect there perfectly summing up the striker and his number not 9 at your own back then shooting 'the knee' of Paayne,its outta place. such little details shouldn't be overlooked
Personals - 2 points- nil -----This criterion was the reason this battle wasn't worth the hype,I mean there are so many angles both battlers could have used against each other but both fell short,with the qualms at my championship thread one would think both would exploit that in delivering some hurting personals, wasted chances here. I was so disappointed .
Flow - 1 point- Paayne
Wordplays - 2 points- Zach
Closer - 1 point---- tie
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Hydrog3n(m): 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2017|
007Bruce:I use Red,Green, 'nd Blue,,,but you read some where, blue means am a fâggot, smh , where did you get that information from ? FaggotPedia ??
By the way,you are too inconsistent to be taking serious,Am sure Even You won't Battle You
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by 007Bruce: 11:07pm On Jan 03, 2017|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Hydrog3n(m): 7:49am On Jan 04, 2017|
007Bruce:For your mind you don crack joke,, ,,,,So,now what's stopping you from voting??
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by ZachHugo(m): 6:26pm On Jan 04, 2017|
Smh I won't condemn your verd, cos I wasn't expecting to get a sincere verdict from a hater
Pls take note @ Jigsawkillah
Its obvious he used this his hate verd to attempt swaying Verds for paayne.
How conviniet of him to rule out mistakes here and there in my punches while in paayne's verse he didn't find fault...
Is it that paayne was perfect or what?
In order not to derail, I'll end here... And we shall continue this after voting is over
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Nobody: 6:37pm On Jan 04, 2017|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Hydrog3n(m): 7:08pm On Jan 04, 2017|
fluxmind:he he, The guy always come asking for battle every once in three months,,,,
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by MrKang: 7:24pm On Jan 04, 2017|
ZachHugo:Why are you numb mentally? do you understand the concept of being an hater? why would I hate you?
why would I be an hater of someone I made my biitch openly? let me educate you a bit,it is inane for a nigga to be a hater of someone who's below him, it is demeaning.
One would think in this new year you would have grown up by now,but no you are still displaying your crying sissines even before the final verd.
Your comprehension skills is too low to understand a decent verd. Stop playing the victim card and stop joining in the derailing of your thread. And you've already gone against these rules
"If there is anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over"
"No argument with established vets or Voters
If you're not careful you could face disqualification ,so wisen up.
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Nobody: 7:50pm On Jan 04, 2017|
I like that part where you said even you wouldn't battle you. Well if he wants a battle, people dey reception o
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Hydrog3n(m): 7:58pm On Jan 04, 2017|
|Re: ***/// BRAGGING RIGHTS I: Paayne Vs Zachhugo \\\*** by Nobody: 9:46pm On Jan 04, 2017|
If I were you I'd use that in a battle somehow tho
Ayy MrKang sensei help me speak to Jigsaw about a battle thread for me & Yolohommie. Lemme flex a little.
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