MilesLamar:


My world, I love the way you say fvck, can I visit u eh?! no touching baby

Hahahahahahahaha

You are not serious

Come and visit nah. The doors are wide open

Amelian:




Hahahahahahahaha
You are not serious
Come and visit nah. The doors are wide open

lwkm Happy New year

MilesLamar:


lwkm Happy New year

Smiles , happy New Year! This shall be your year of unexplainable greatness for you and your family in Jesus name.. Welcome to year 2017

Category1:
Well, my friend who loves making frnds with females wen we were still in pry and sec sch chat me up on WhatsApp today and he told me that he's coming to my place. We had last seen each other since 2010, so he collected my number from my other frnd who we do see most tyms and since then we've been chatting.
So today I dey nairaland jejely dey laff and dey read news, naim my friend text me on whatsapp and he told me that he's bored that he will like to come to my place. I say chai! For this recession naim person dey come my place ...I say oya come na(make e no be like say I wan disappoint am).
Dem I start to dey boil rice(dey prepare jollof rice, I carry stock fish , boil egg, et al).
This my ngga come dey disturb me say e don dey that place, e don dey this place ooo, which bus I go enter (I say which kind wahala wey this guy come carry dey give me this morning)....
As the guy come reach, we greet wella, I bring the drink wey I buy i give am one, I take one, as I wan come serve food give am, he say don chop 1 full slice bread before he come(my friend are u mad )...e tell me say make I no vex...(well part of my mind still happy, coz na me go still gbadun am).
As I come dey chop my food jejely naim that my padi collect my phone(he say make I unlock am), I unlock the phone....oya u give me ur own make I look ur own too. He say noooo(say him battery go die)... I look this n*gga finish, I con say shey I resemble person wey u fit use clean yansh...(I shut up jejely, grab my phone from him hand)...
As I come dey chop, naim the guy stand up, he say make I see ur room. I say wetin u wan use my room do My room no fine.... Still the guy insist say he must to see my room. I tell am say OK...I show am direction, e enter, e com dey stay there for some minutes...e come out.
E say ehn ehn wetin u come dey hide there now?... I say nothing...

Naim dis guy give me shock of my life....he say "let's go to the room na"... U say wetin ...wetin do parlor? Shey parlor never do u? shey u know see say I dey watch TV.. Abi u no see say I dey chop.
E say " it doesn't mean na".... He grab my phone for my hand and e come tell me say I must follow am enter my room
Abeg say na truth say it doesn't mean?

Its very simple and clear YOU INVITED A GAY TO YOUR HOME lol!