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| New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by OohMpa: 7:40pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
Plis lizzen to the foloyin anuncments for 2017: 1. Women, words like "K" "Tancx" and "Lol" without laugh should be dropped. We knows when you don't laughs, don't ask us how  2. When we say suffocate us with bwess, please sulfurcate us. We complain? Put our head in bitwin those jugs until we piss for knicka. Please, if your bwess is like Dija own, please skip this step. If your a mens with head like Banky W, please skip this numba. Tanchu 3. When we put hands on your throat while bankulize, it is for your good. Your blain will lack oxygen and you start doing like epilepsy while cummming. Isn't that good news? 4. Words like "No, we can't " and "Stop" should be replaced with "Yes please" and "Choke me" and "Zagga dat" 5. Mary Amaka skirts won't be tolerated in 2017 6. All these girls that showcase their nyash in jean, bwess in spahettis and twerk like Minaj. See ehn, Continue 2017 7. Big tummy women won't be accepted in 2017 8. Men, because you are indomie genelashun don't mean you should perform like Indomie. Indomie releasers will be turned gay. 9. Wicked women that do payback won't enter 2017. Izzit cos of small cheating you're overreacting? We men celebrate April Fool everyday in honor of St April. Dalu Happy 2017 2 Likes |
| Re: New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by makydee(f): 7:42pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
 really? |
| Re: New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by sinaj(f): 7:46pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
No 3 tho  U wantu use style nd kee sombori shild abi  1 Like |
| Re: New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by LordZero(m): 7:51pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
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| Re: New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by OohMpa: 8:12pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
sinaj: Come, let Ooh Mpa choke you small... You wee taste and see that the Lord is gud 1 Like |
| Re: New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by sinaj(f): 8:52pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
OohMpa:akant cum nd die on ur bed abeg check d next female poster |
| Re: New Year Resolutions For All Nairalanders 2017 by makydee(f): 9:13pm On Jan 01, 2017 |
sinaj:Which next female poster Happy new year hun  |
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