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Letter To My Unborn Child by hebraheem20(m): 7:48am On Jan 03, 2017
I Want to inform you to remember to choose football as a career and destiny... I was *WOWED* When I broke down
Carlos Tevez £615,000 weekly wage @ Shanghai
Shenhua ..
.
*£32million per year* #19,200,000,000 (19.2
Billion)
.
*£615 per week* #369,000,000(369 million)
.
*£88,000 per day* #52,800,000(52.8 million)
.
.
*£3,600 per hour*#2,160,000
*£60 per minute* #36,000
.
.
*£1 per second* #600
.
This means that if Carlos Tevez drops 500 naira
on the floor, by the time he's picked it up again, he would have earned a further 1,200 naira.

I'm telling you this because I DEMAND that you ask Baba God to give you talent for sports
(especially football or basketball). Don't tell me
you want to sing o, or be a blogger or an actor, I
have always had this mind you are going to be a
politician, but not anymore; with all the 8 years
embezzlement of Fayose, is not even as rich as
Carlos Tevez (yet, EFCC is waiting for him)
Therefore, Come rain come shine, by fire by
thunder, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DO SPORTS!

I will not allow you watch any Nickelodeon or
Disney Channel - It's Super Sports, ESPN,
Sky Sports, Fox Sports etc. from the day you are
born! I will enroll you in a sports academy before enrolling you in any other yeye school.

The only video games I will let you play are
PES and FIFA. Just let this sink in.
Re: Letter To My Unborn Child by Lh19(m): 7:54am On Jan 03, 2017
Lols Bro nice write up grin grin

But honestly the wages of footballers is becoming ridiculous
Re: Letter To My Unborn Child by ovaRAYted(m): 8:20am On Jan 03, 2017
Lol

Am imagining your prayer points 17years after his birth...."man united that bought pogba for close to 100million and shanghai senshua that stones players with money,i command you in Jesus name buy my son by fire!! Buy my son by fire!!! Buy my son by fire in the mind-changing-name of Jesus!!!" grin grin

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