Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,148,479 members, 7,801,209 topics. Date: Thursday, 18 April 2024 at 12:26 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Letter To My Unborn Child (570 Views)
My Unborn Daughter's Marriage List !!! / Letter to my unborn child / Hilarious Letter To Nigerians In America. (2) (3) (4)
(1) (Reply)
Letter To My Unborn Child by hebraheem20(m): 7:48am On Jan 03, 2017 |
I Want to inform you to remember to choose football as a career and destiny... I was *WOWED* When I broke down Carlos Tevez £615,000 weekly wage @ Shanghai Shenhua .. . *£32million per year* #19,200,000,000 (19.2 Billion) . *£615 per week* #369,000,000(369 million) . *£88,000 per day* #52,800,000(52.8 million) . . *£3,600 per hour*#2,160,000 *£60 per minute* #36,000 . . *£1 per second* #600 . This means that if Carlos Tevez drops 500 naira on the floor, by the time he's picked it up again, he would have earned a further 1,200 naira. I'm telling you this because I DEMAND that you ask Baba God to give you talent for sports (especially football or basketball). Don't tell me you want to sing o, or be a blogger or an actor, I have always had this mind you are going to be a politician, but not anymore; with all the 8 years embezzlement of Fayose, is not even as rich as Carlos Tevez (yet, EFCC is waiting for him) Therefore, Come rain come shine, by fire by thunder, I WILL MAKE SURE YOU DO SPORTS! I will not allow you watch any Nickelodeon or Disney Channel - It's Super Sports, ESPN, Sky Sports, Fox Sports etc. from the day you are born! I will enroll you in a sports academy before enrolling you in any other yeye school. The only video games I will let you play are PES and FIFA. Just let this sink in. |
Re: Letter To My Unborn Child by Lh19(m): 7:54am On Jan 03, 2017 |
Lols Bro nice write up But honestly the wages of footballers is becoming ridiculous |
Re: Letter To My Unborn Child by ovaRAYted(m): 8:20am On Jan 03, 2017 |
Lol Am imagining your prayer points 17years after his birth...."man united that bought pogba for close to 100million and shanghai senshua that stones players with money,i command you in Jesus name buy my son by fire!! Buy my son by fire!!! Buy my son by fire in the mind-changing-name of Jesus!!!" |
(1) (Reply)
The Best Of Dr Craze Clown, Ade And Falz Compilation 2016 (10 Mins) / Your Turn My Turn / 10 Things You Don't Know About Basketmouth
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 8 |