AMAZING KISS (JOKE BY DINDY)
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It was a lovely day in a bar, I sat sitting in a corner when suddenly I saw a very yellow lady. She wore a hot gown that revealed everything and I mean everything.
Immediately after I saw her my body temperature increased and I began to sweat. She then started walking towards me slowly.
When she got to where I was sitting, she ordered for the same drink I was drinking. She looked at me sexily then she came closer to me.
I got tense like really really tensed with my heart beating fast.
Lady: Relax I’m not gonna hurt you.
She said then place her big butt on my laps.
My head started turning like a Mary go round. I was loving what was going on.
She then went closer to my ear and worked her tongue all over it.
I just sat smiling and enjoying the sweet feeling.
She then stop and pushed her lips against mine. We kissed passionately and strongly , from mouth to mouth and tongue to tongue and I squeezed her passionately.
Suddenly a heavy slap came on my face, but it didn’t stop me from what I was doing. I continued kissing and enjoying the lady’s body.
The slap came again and this time ten times harder than before.
Dindy: [Shouts seriously] Jesus!!!.
Ugonna: Christ.
Dindy: Ohhhh, what did I do now?.
Dindy: You done make me miss sweet smooching for dream.
Ugonna: You be idiot.
Ugonna: Na my yansh (a-s) you done dey romance since………..    
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DINDY WROTE THIS
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DRY!

really funny

Johntitus:
DRY!

Thanks

zantama05:
really funny

super thanks

hahahahahahahah.. dat kind kiss wey u commit all ur tongue and saliva.

chai ugonna go really enjoy d ass laundry

phililp:
hahahahahahahah.. dat kind kiss wey u commit all ur tongue and saliva.

chai ugonna go really enjoy d ass laundry

lol.....my brother i use soap wash mouth tire ooo