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|He Is Still Murmuring ;D by CyberGypsy(m): 11:17pm On Jan 05, 2017|
I watched my Uncle sober like cooked beans today .
I just have to share this
Uncle T saw his long time babe ,they both attended the same institution and served at the same place ..the closeness was just more than normal ,Am sure this woman was Uncle's favourite . They planned to cuff but it didn't werk.. fast forward to the main thing.
Uncle T saw this girl at the shopping mall today where we were both shopping.
He was damn elated , jumping and shouting in a coo voice has he moved evolutionally(girls ehn, you can turn an old man to a baby) towards the woman .
The woman sighting this dude from afar was shocked, she smiled like Beyoncé as she drew closer(she looked so young), they exchanged pleasantries and all the normal procedure (hugs,body to body rubbing galore on a spot ).
They had little words together. My uncle brought out is Tecno boom whateva and gave it to this woman( who is obviously single).
'type your cell phone number' he said
she typed the whole digits, and returned uncle T's phone ..
Baba forgot to save number(here was where God catch him) as he held the phone tightly with the screen to hug the woman good bye , he mistakenly backspaced three digits out of the number.
He has been murmuring since morning
so tell me if you are in his shoes ,
what will you do?
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by EmperorLee(m): 11:19pm On Jan 05, 2017|
Lil, that kain thing dey pain.
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by Divay22(f): 11:23pm On Jan 05, 2017|
And the babe will be expecting is call
If they are meant for each other ,they'll surely meet again
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by dacblogger: 11:25pm On Jan 05, 2017|
what happened to facebook
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by CyberGypsy(m): 11:29pm On Jan 05, 2017|
dacblogger:not all humans on earth uses social media .. am sure someone like you uses all of it are you on patameet ? or do you have virginapp ?
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jan 05, 2017|
Lol, them don use remote change uncle T's direction
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by yarimo(m): 12:22am On Jan 06, 2017|
Chai Village people has succeeded in uncle T 's case.
|Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by Kingxway: 12:36am On Jan 06, 2017|
CyberGypsy:well, she asked a good question. If the story had not been fiction, facebook work be the best place to find her. At this age of technology, everybody wanna be carried along
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