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He Is Still Murmuring ;D by CyberGypsy(m): 11:17pm On Jan 05, 2017
I watched my Uncle sober like cooked beans today . cheesy

I just have to share this grin

Uncle T saw his long time babe ,they both attended the same institution and served at the same place ..the closeness was just more than normal ,Am sure this woman was Uncle's favourite . They planned to cuff but it didn't werk.. fast forward to the main thing.

Uncle T saw this girl at the shopping mall today where we were both shopping.
He was damn elated , jumping and shouting in a coo voice has he moved evolutionally(girls ehn, you can turn an old man to a baby) towards the woman .

The woman sighting this dude from afar was shocked, she smiled like Beyoncé as she drew closer(she looked so young), they exchanged pleasantries and all the normal procedure (hugs,body to body rubbing galore on a spot grin).

They had little words together. My uncle brought out is Tecno boom whateva and gave it to this woman( who is obviously single).

'type your cell phone number' he said

she typed the whole digits, and returned uncle T's phone ..
Baba forgot to save number(here was where God catch him) as he held the phone tightly with the screen to hug the woman good bye , he mistakenly backspaced three digits out of the number.

He has been murmuring since morningcheesy


so tell me if you are in his shoes ,
what will you do?

-it fiction-
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by EmperorLee(m): 11:19pm On Jan 05, 2017
Lil, that kain thing dey pain.
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by Divay22(f): 11:23pm On Jan 05, 2017
Lol.....
And the babe will be expecting is call undecided undecided

If they are meant for each other ,they'll surely meet again
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by dacblogger: 11:25pm On Jan 05, 2017
what happened to facebook angry
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by CyberGypsy(m): 11:29pm On Jan 05, 2017
dacblogger:
what happened to facebook angry
not all humans on earth uses social media .. am sure someone like you uses all of it grin are you on patameet ? or do you have virginapp ? undecided
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by Nobody: 11:30pm On Jan 05, 2017
Lol, them don use remote change uncle T's direction grin
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by yarimo(m): 12:22am On Jan 06, 2017
Chai Village people has succeeded in uncle T 's case. grin
Re: He Is Still Murmuring ;D by Kingxway: 12:36am On Jan 06, 2017
CyberGypsy:
not all humans on earth uses social media .. am sure someone like you uses all of it grin are you on patameet ? or do you have virginapp ? undecided
well, she asked a good question. If the story had not been fiction, facebook work be the best place to find her. At this age of technology, everybody wanna be carried along

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