boseshalom:
from a stalker who kept requesting for airtime.Never knew it was my stubborn teenage brother

RB007:


Call
I once got a call from a man with an Hausa Accent "Salamalekun! Salamalekun!....Kabiru!...Hallo...Kabir....." I just hanged up



Text
I once got a text message that "my BVN has not been done and my account will be blocked" ...and the funny thing was i just completed my BVN two days earlier

Share yours

Estharfabian:



Roger that!

.You made lotta frenemies already .

.howdy do that?

shumuel:


Kikiki Lol i get that text message very month

.really into you

linasparkle:
u re so right, but pls why is it so?

RB007:





.You made lotta frenemies already .

.howdy do that?

eh, I just be me.


and people go gaga!

RB007:






..those guys are

.really into you

bjhaid:
Hausas are fond of diallin wrong numbers

Estharfabian:



eh, I just be me.


and people go gaga!

..Hahahaha! Thats the best way to roll...

....Being Real...being urself all through

RB007:





..Hahahaha! Thats the best way to roll...

....Being Real...being urself all through

lol.


sometimes, I do it on purpose. looking for trouble is Good business!

donholy28:
Every wrong number is 90% likely to be a Hausa person on the line

Estharfabian:




lol.

sometimes, I do it on purpose. looking for trouble is Good business!

..For me... Sometimes→it helps me find my lost appetite

...or makes me feel more comfy ....Yo bad yo know "♪all eyes on yo♪

Misterpaul:
I got a call from this girl that always forming posh for me like she lives in banana island and doesn't knw how to speak Igbo...

*my phone rings* I answered the call.

ME: helloo

SHE: Papa e bo la chi

ME: what?

SHE: Papa obu Ify ne kwu... biko sendia lam five tauzand

ME: Hey! Ify...its me Paul you are talking to not ur papa.

SHE: Jizuzz!...*cuts the call*

Catalin:
Mine is Text "Chidimma, I know what you and your mum are up to. I know what you want, I won't give it to you until you beg. Ashawo! "

My name is not even Chidimma.
I later found out that the guy is a Northerner..
#Hiss

.hilarious

Babaisaac:
Well Af****jas and h***sa been calling wrong number since 19BC while for text MTN music plus and game plus subscription mtcheeeew I hate does pple

Babaisaac:
Well Af****jas and h***sa been calling wrong number since 19BC while for text MTN music plus and game plus subscription mtcheeeew I hate does pple

anumide:

RB007:





..For me... Sometimes→it helps me find my lost appetite

...or makes me feel more comfy ....Yo bad yo know "♪all eyes on yo♪

lol.



doing my ''thang!

kene05:
One mallam from Kebbi, kept calling me for two days, I suppose the number he wanted to call belonged to someone he worked for whom hasn't paid him yet, the more I tried to clear him it was a wrong number, d more he sed oga walahi e no go better for you.. Damboroba shege u give your pikin fone to lie give me, oga walahi u go pay me... Banza ... I just had to stop picking the calls.

donholy28:
Every wrong number is 90% likely to be a Hausa person on the line

RB007:


You've been here since '08

Is this how hu behave

oluwafreshkid:
It was during this last Bournemouth vs Arsenal game, I called my sis to say I'll be coming home late o

"Hello bukky"
She: "hello who's this?"
Me: " help you tell mum ill be home late o"
She: "which mum? Please who's this? "
Me: I was confused faa.... 'is this bukky?'
She: "yes this is bukky, what do you want?"
Me: "Haba, bukky akingbola?" (name changed)
She: yes this is bukky akingbola
Me: shuo! Bukky akingbola, fresh's sister? It's me na ur bro...
She: my bro is sleeping o, you have dialled wrong number.

We're friends now sha... she bears same name and surname as my sister.

blackboy2star:
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!! Today I saw myself on TV, when I turned it off