Yes I know you are brilliant, you can almost recite more than 50 laws.Let me tell you this,There are some certain laws which you don't know due to the fact that you were not taught in school..

So allow me to hit the nail on the head and tell you what they are...

Laws which you have not studied in
schools:
.
¤ Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get
ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken
by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
.
¤ Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one you are in now.
.
¤ Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.
.
¤ Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.
.
¤ Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
.
¤ Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
.
¤ Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't
want to be seen with.
.
¤ Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
.
¤ Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to
the reach.
.
¤ Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry
arrive last.
.
¤ Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold.
.
¤ Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one.
...



Have a nice time ahead.

Courtesy: DEO'S FACT

Cc
Lalasticlala

True dat!

G

Wow wow wow! I like this! !

what about Karma rule

true talk

Ok

Law of pepper : after your hand is coated in pepper, your dick begin to itch.

Kinda true

Commendable

Yea.. Number 1 is hilarious

Modified law of relativity: Place your hand on a hot rod and a moment feels like an hour but your hand on a hot woman and an hour feels like a moment

.

This is quite funny but not true

Very untrue

Lying for buhari

nice one

Funny but make sense..

Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
This law is so hilarious.

¤Law of Nairaland
Reading comments on NL has become very boring and annoying ever since that idea of "those who give a fvck went that way" started.

We here

Mech and that itchn that always come when d hands re covered wth grease

Funny laws