Flamboyant relationship consultant and Lagos- based socialite, Joro Olumofin, has penned an interesting piece on 'Runs Girls'... its a must read!

Popular Lagos-based Psychologist and Relationship therapist, Joro Olumofin, has taken to his Instagram page this Monday morning to share an interesting piece about Runs Girls.

Diary of a Runs Girl by Joro Olumofin:

This Journal encompasses 4 key Categories. -Who is a Runs Girl?
-How do you identify a RunsGirl
-How do RunsGirls affect us
-Origin & Location of Runs Girl

1. Who is a Runs Girl?: A runs girl is any lady who is blatantly lazy or not content with her salary, income, allowance because her personal income can't get her to her destination.

She uses her beauty and physical attributes to gain monetary favors, promotion, land, cars, jewelry from any man who is willing to pay.

2. How do you identify a Runs Girl:
This may be stereotypical but;

a) Any lady who doesn't have a 9-5 or functional
business and yet lives a lavish lifestyle

b) Any lady who is always in a private jet or luxury hotel apartment 7 times a year is a Runs Girl

c) Any lady who owns more than 15 designer bags without an income

d) Any Lady who has more than 15k followers on IG or Twitter without any media portfolio or Makeup / Model business

e) Any lady who is "Yellow skinned" and constantly moves with 5 or more other "yellow skinned" ladies is a Runs Girl (Yellow Gang)

f) Any lady who has 9-5 job but the mathematics of her salary and her lifestyle don't add up

g) Any lady who owns a shop and yet has less than 3 customers and is paying rent is a runs girl

h) Any girl who goes to polo club Lagos by herself without being invited is a Potential Runs Girl

i) 60% of Bank marketers

3. How do Runs Girls affect us?:

Runs Girls spoil the name of Nigerian ladies. They ruin the term courtship or love. Men are used to throwing material things and getting their way within 2 days.

So when men meet a decent girl who is giving them rules or a process they cut these decent girls off.

That's why Runs girls get married more than decent girls because they are easy, understanding to the needs of men and are willing to take anything.

Decent girls are too rigid and boring.


4. Location & Origin of Runs Girls: (They're Everywhere) but most likely below middle class, 3rd class or pass degree students).

The Origin of Runs Girls, based on research and
observation. They emanate from bad economy,
laziness, greed, separated families, hard times, Social media pressure, low self esteem, designer bags syndrome.

http://www.tori.ng/news/50024/who-is-a-runs-girl-how-do-you-identify-them-lagos.html

Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd

*Modified*

Lwkmd NLS are very hilarious people.

They never hexprrrerrit...

But it's OK! Loooooool una funny oo . my mention box don full ooo lwtmb. kilode

# let me address this#
So every light skinned woman is a hoe right?
A Lady wakes up in the morning get dressed to work to earn a living as a marketer with a firm makes her a prostitute abi?
A woman who ha worked so hard for money then, decides to spoil herself a little with luxury is a prostitute abi?
An international business woman is a prostitute too?

Please, I ask of you all quoting to spew thrash when it had become a crime for a woman to be an achiever?to want to make a difference? to pay her bills? to buy those things she loves for self... Pleas how is it a crime?

Same men who will kill and curse you for being dependent on them...they still will be quick to tag u a HOE when they see you can do things for yourself without asking for their help.

Y'all know y I ain't bothered? Y'all stay up on me and bleat like a dying he-goat while I go about my business. Oh! I forgot. Need i remind you that some of your sisters will never know what it means to buy a bottle of SNAPP for themselves?( that's my brand )....naaaà they never can! Big bro will call them a HOE! Annnnnd....THATS HOW POVERTY WAS HANDED FROM THE FORMER GENERATION TO YOU, AND YOU WILL TO ANOTHER. JUST LIKE MYTHS AND LEGEND STORY, it goes on and on but different versions. crack head MISOGYNISTS.

Y'all hide behind key pads to type shiit but cower just at the mention of SHEKAU. Bloody COWARDS. When men where men, shekau would have been a forgotten story. But what do we have now? lily-livered creepy buffons spamming the mentions of "a weak vessel" bombooooclaaats!
Keep quoting and sending PMs...its been a while I had a good laugh


OK,OK I'm gon be very petty..
Cc..
Photoshoot?
Enyia, how come you couldn't win Mr Nairaland? OK should be safe for me to conclude that fynest..boi fine pass you? Abi has been written in your destiny to fail always? No offense
Other notable Riff-raffs that mentioned their generational poverty stricken ancestor

Emekskhalifa, Dicksonpal, Bolieve, Mfujah, Love Machine, Dacovanjar, EastGold, Ajewealth123,Kunlexyfred, Detyler, Mccoy47, dharmdrums, Jidxin and oh sweetpenis I saw your pm I wish you all a year filled with pettiness. Lower, lower you go. Ammmnneeeen!

U had it on already.

Where do you find a runs girl?

1.At a posh bar.
2.At a hotel lounge with a bottle of either 35cl coke bottle or 75cl water bottle waiting for a potential maga to pay .

How do you woo a runs girl?

1.Runs girl doesn't need toasting.Just negotiate a fee for a one night stand and she will agree if her fee is accepted.

How do you spot a runs girl?

1.Runs girl are always looking flashy with indecent dressing,heavy makeup and hair extensions.They also have class.If you are wooing them they will know that you are a chewing gum guy who got nothing to offer.
2.They know their prey at a glance.

Note;Runs girls are thieves as well.Make sure you guard you valuables very well.She may steal them and disappear into thin air.

Love Machine:
Where do you find a runs girl?

1.At a posh bar.
2.At a hotel lounge with a bottle of either 35cl coke bottle or 75cl water bottle waiting for a potential maga to pay .

How do you woo a runs girl?

1.Runs girl doesn't need toasting.Just negotiate a fee and she will agree if her fee is accepted.

How do you spot a runs girl?

1.Runs girl are always looking flashy with heavy makeup and hair extensions.They also have class.If you are wooing them they will know that you are a chewing gum guy who got nothing to offer.
2.They know their prey at a glance.

Note;Runs girls are thieves as well.Make sure you guide you valuables very well.She may steal them and disappear into thin air.

very correct.

Good job op

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

Why e dey pain you? The message hit you hard...

they also wear ankle chain nd wait beads or chain.

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

I wanted to say maybe u re wrong but wen I chkd ur dp I changed my mind

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

I wanted to say maybe u re wrong but wen I chkd ur dp I changed my mind

Linda Ikeji.

why are u taking it personal Baby??...I'm sure if it was a trend about fccck boys you will be screaming upandan... Perhaps you're one of them

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

I don't even pray to see them. Let alone identify them.

You sef will not seat one place, why wont you follow runz girl

Let me just laugh








But e get one lady like that for up, ^^^ e be like say she follow.

IF U THINK UNILAG HAS HIGHEST RUNS GIRLS CLICK LIKE

IF YOU THINK UNIPORT HAS THE HIGHEST RUNS GIRLS CLICK SHARE....

Its the same thing. You either pay upfront or you pay at the back end....

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

Team Olosho spotted

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

why the thing pain you like this nah, abi the guy the spoil market for you.......

jdj

For once he is 85% correct.

3. How do Runs Girls affect us?:

Runs Girls spoil the name of Nigerian ladies. They ruin the term courtship or love. Men are used to throwing material things and getting their way within 2 days.

So when men meet a decent girl who is giving them rules or a process they cut these decent girls off.

That's why Runs girls get married more than decent girls because they are easy, understanding to the needs of men and are willing to take anything.

Decent girls are too rigid and boring.

Decent girls are too rigid and boring?
What do men really want?

Wetin i wan identify them take do... dem dey share money

jidxin:
they also wear ankle chain nd wait beads or chain.

You are wrong! it's just fashion

Most of the young women that you encounter in the Le Meridien in Uyo, the Sheraton and the Transcorp Hilton in Abuja are runs girls.

Researcher

jidxin:
I wanted to say maybe u re wrong but wen I chkd ur dp I changed my mind I wanted to say maybe u re wrong but wen I chkd ur dp I changed my mind

I agree with you bros.....that her dp is suspicious although she dey upcoming category

runs gals still beta, na d cheerful givers own i no understand, no password for their pant, just slide to unlock for no material gain

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

SORRY

iamphotoshoot:




Why e dey pain you? The message hit you hard...

Bro, it's beyond hitting her hard or not, the piece is trashy.
60% of bank Marketers are Oloshos, a company of fair skinned ladies, a lady who flies a private jet 7 times a year etc.

That guy needs a shrink!

they play local 419 too.

Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life?

Olobe oshisko Ltd.

one of them spotted, true talk dey always pain dem for body! Quote me and ..........