fluxmind:
This guy... My head wan bust. See as you open thread sharp sharp.
Yo... Mic check!

JoeWendell:


he he,
no time to waste. . . 8:30 is deadline
if your verse is ready post . .

fluxmind:


Why you ain't go first?

JoeWendell:

still arranging my verse
but I'll post very soons

fluxmind:


How far you? Since yesterday, na wa o. Which level Na?

JoeWendell:


deadline is 8:30
don't be in a haste to die

fluxmind:
See pessin Wey wan battle o, pulling MIA

JoeWendell:
post flux, am done

JoeWendell:
Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Personals - 2 points

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

- 10bars

- Deadline is 8:30pm, Tuesday 10 January 2016

- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

- No complaining about votes.

- A no show attracts a ban.

- No unnecessary comments

- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

- NO argument with established vets OR voters.

- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

- Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!!!

fluxmind:
Ayyo...

Well look what we got... another average Joe/
I bugged Jiggy for Hommie, but I guess I'll have to settle for this average foe/
Talking all tough but we all know he got average flows/
The mouth on this bítch so big he probably swallow more dicks... than average höes/

I'm savage, cold...
This is not hard liquor when I lick a shot & split his top/
I kid you not, kid will drop when these bullets hit his heart, liver & make his kidneys pop/
Everybody watch how I... get rid of this actor, like I'm Ridley Scott/
I body slam you on a offering table, then I smite thee like Abraham tryna kill the only kid he's got/
(liquor, Bullet)

This thug's funny but who he think he fooling?/
Bugs Bunny is about to get a schooling/
I put this pig's pork chop in my workshop, soon as I bring the tool in/
Your blood was boiling all yesterday, today? Store him in a freezer, you gon get a cooling/
(bugs, porky pig)

That Elmer Fudd shotgun blow like cold breeze/
The shots aired, they not flares when I hold heat/
This shocked hare, won't hop, scared with cold feet/
They gon pull his body out the morgue tray, damn he stiffer than cold meat/

Tonight's forecast is rain, snow/
Pharaoh's hoę heard me, when I said I was gonna fück Joe dirty if he didn't bring his raincoat/
All you'll see is red when I rain blows/
I give J-OE a KO, his back to the mat, looking up to God for help but all he see is rainbows/

I smash with haymakers that daze a fake Frazier/
I bash ya face like Cassius Clay breakers/
I blast & blaze lasers, slash with raised sabers/
They wouldn't find this star, dead until eight days later/
(Star Wars, Boxing)

You walked into a death trap/
How I hit em up?
I give this J the kiss of death slap/
I push his head back, punching... till his head crack/
Had to move Wendell's body to another position, now he's no longer... Left Back/
(Jadakiss, Jason, punching, Jason Puncheon, Wendell at Leverkusen)

I'm ain't far too impressed/
I bring only heavy bars to this pest/
The shít I spit? Fire! My flames char through his chest/
S. Blade, Kitana, Ken, Stryker... heavy scars to his chest/...
(Fück I gotta put em in subtitles or something?)...
I said... I bring only heavy bars to this pest/
Switchblades, katanas, shurikens, strike a heavy scar to his chest/

You said you was gon kill me?/
You gon need more guns in your cyphers to bring an end to the hero of a Trilogy/
If you ain't blasting bombs then you ain't a real killer gee/
Tryna kill one of the best, y'all know who the real killer be/
You just another pet, your lines don't hit hard enough to... kill a bee/
(Cipher, Neo, guns, matrix trilogy, tailed beast bombs, Killerbee)

Said he was gon kill Flux?/
I'm in the kitchen, with steel pots,
I roast this chicken when the grill hot,
That Demon in you better run with it's tail between it's legs, when nines spray to kill fücks/

I bet this nigguh homo, cos he likes dress trendy/
Channel bags, Prada shoes, Gucci fresh, Fendi/
A drag queen on that screen, wait... This nigguh looks like Wendy/

Bítch my flow so gorgeous, drop dead/
I do you like Kratos fighting Gorgons, pop head/
The gore when I sock him in the eyes till it pop red/
Hades' cauldron is the only place this hot head gon end up... in a pot, dead/

Outro:
This goes out to the rest of you rappers/
I'm only here to bring the best in you rappers/
I'm just testing you rappers/
When I put the beam on the chest of new rappers/
I fire off let it ricochet & hit the rest of you rappers/

onward4life:




Book Me.

Name King of mic.
I own the mic yu hold
Dnt even try to be bold
My bars are from told
Yeah bru am all real gold
Cos of my ice ma bars are so cold
Fold ur load and roll
Cos I com punching, Mohammed ali
Funny I do dis wit yall watching me
Like pay tv on Mirrors stands!

**freedomWriters**

are you lost?
pls don't derail this thread with your nonsese

JoeWendell:
, once I carry my dope bad swords
cos I will cut his arms off, for tryna Hold a grudge

Guykhena:
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..i'll 'grind his palms' after this battle so ksslib won't 'Hold a Grudge' ..//.

#factoid