.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below.

Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law.

AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX...

I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s).

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD

(b) I become pregnant

(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)

________________________________

Signature of Screwee ______________



http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think

Lemme save this... Juz in case when he calls

this is the real deal.

TrapQueen77:



Lemme save this... Juz in case when he calls

Trapqueen you ain't serious at all
Who are you saving it for? Hope is not the incoming Trapking?

oluspicy:


Trapqueen you ain't serious at all
Who are you saving it for? Hope is not the incoming Trapking?

Hahahahaha... I don't want him to cry out loud after and telling story that touch here on nl saying that I broke his heart after those steamy escapades...

TrapQueen77:






Hahahahaha... I don't want him to cry out loud after and telling story that touch here on nl saying that I broke his heart after those steamy escapades...

Lol

Trap Trap dats nice. Wat of me wey no get any trapper. Washuido?

oluspicy:


Lol

Trap Trap dats nice. Wat of me wey no get any trapper. Washuido?

Hahhahaha.. Maybe u shud go out.. Interact.. Be exposed to open minded ppol..

Unless u juz wanted to be on ur own..

TrapQueen77:



Hahhahaha.. Maybe u shud go out.. Interact.. Be exposed to open minded ppol..

Unless u juz wanted to b[center][/center]e on ur own..

Well dats a good advice from the stable of the Trapqueen from the kingdom of the Trapper

But gals dey shook nowadays

I don't wanna be sombori's ATM, so dat my account won't be dormant

oluspicy:


Well dats a good advice from the stable of the Trapqueen from the kingdom of the Trapper

But gals dey shook nowadays

I don't wanna be sombori's ATM, so dat my account won't be dormant

Great choice


Now, all u have to do is to copy and print this as well juz in case u bump with someone u like and she won't run back here after and made a thread against u

I think this seem more applicable to teenage white chicks who turn around and accuse their men of rape,drunk with no consent.

It quite useful considering the number of years dudes end up facing in jail. Like the movie "The Night of".

TrapQueen77:



Great choice


Now, all u do is to copy and print this as well juz in case u bump with someone u like and she won't run back here after and made a thread against u

Smiles...
Only an illiterate gal will sign that. I know Lagos gals will never adhere to such, cos I will lose my chance of hot screwing escapades.

oluspicy:


Smiles...
Only an illiterate gal will sign that. I know Lagos gals will never adhere to such, cos I will lose my chance of hot screwing escapades.

Then I will tell u that u are missing something here.. I won't tell u tho..

TrapQueen77:







Then I will tell u that u are missing something here.. I won't tell u tho..

P
What's that my amiable, shakarus Trapqueen . Please tell. Abi you want me to become a Trapking?

What is this

Lol

Na so

ok

chai

Chai men

only a foolish gal will sign this!!!

Lol. We make light of everything. Even in this Buhari economy we are still managing to laugh.

God bless Nigeria...

Lame! what a dry joke.

lmaoooooooooooooo

Hahahahaaaaa.
That 5 & 6.

I have already transferred this agreement into word document, printed in many copies and a copy saved on my K drive. I will issue to all my girlfriends before having sex. This is cool

Chai!!!!