I still don't believe this

Funniest thread ever! To those saying women can't be in the police force, army, fire fighters, what planet are you on woman are already in those occupations. There are women in the secret services, women who are assassins, women in martial arts, that could kick most men's asss. Women are equals don't quote me though I'm just a lady

freecocoa:
Good.

Where's Timbuktuo or timbuktu or whatever da hell he's called these days?

He needs to know I found a man.

Hollup. I thought you were dating one pastor not long ago, didn't know you guys ended things. Anyway, congrats on yer upcoming wedding. Has he paid your bride price? And how much did it set him back?

Timbuktuo:


Hollup. I thought you were dating one pastor not long ago, didn't know you guys ended things. Anyway, congrats on yer upcoming wedding. Has he paid your bride price? And how much did it set him back?

No be only dating pastor, it was the Pope that I dated.

There was no bride price, my dad didn't take.

freecocoa:
No be only dating pastor, it was the Pope that I dated.

There was no bride price, my dad didn't take.

Anyway, congrats. Fixed a date yet?

Timbuktuo:


Anyway, congrats. Fixed a date yet?

A date for? I'm already married and you are talking of date.

freecocoa:
A date for? I'm already married and you are talking of date.

Lol. You lie. When did you get married?

Timbuktuo:


Lol. You lie. When did you get married?

2 weeks ago.

freecocoa:
2 weeks ago.

You're so bloody stingy. Na so I no chop inside the jollof o. BTW, una honeymoon done finish just like that? That guy no dey try. I don't believe you abeg.

Timbuktuo:


You're so bloody stingy. Na so I no chop inside the jollof o. BTW, una honeymoon done finish just like that? That guy no dey try. I don't believe you abeg.

Lol, you wouldn't have made it na, besides na court wedding and we went out for snacks/drinks afterwards, there was no rice.

Honeymoon is forever boo boo. Dey there na, no believe me, till I go born pikin.

Funny thread.

freecocoa:
Lol, you wouldn't have made it na, besides na court wedding and we went out for snacks/drinks afterwards, there was no rice.

Honeymoon is forever boo boo. Dey there na, no believe me, till I go born pikin.

How do you know I wouldn't have made it? Just say you didn't want me to see your pot-bellied "husband" . Anyway, I don't believe this tall tale. Pictures or you're Pinocchio.

Timbuktuo:


How do you know I wouldn't have made it? Just say you didn't want me to see your pot-bellied "husband" . Anyway, I don't believe this tall tale. Pictures or you're Pinocchio.

You wouldn't have. I swear, I could never marry a bot bellied man, you know that.

Fresh clean man.

freecocoa:
You wouldn't have. I swear, I could never marry a bot bellied man, you know that.

Fresh clean man.

Pictures Cocoa, anybody can claim anything on ze internet. Let me be the judge of the cleanness and freshness.

Timbuktuo:


Pictures Cocoa, anybody can claim anything on ze internet. Let me be the judge of the cleanness and freshness.

I don't have to prove anything. I say he's fresh and clean, therefore, he is fresh and clean.

AHhhh, freetoto ! You want to marry ?

freecocoa:
I don't have to prove anything. I say he's fresh and clean, therefore, he is fresh and clean.

Yada, yada, yada. For not inviting me to the wedding, I prophesy quadruplets into your life. . Next time you won't be stingy.

Timbuktuo:


Yada, yada, yada. For not inviting me to the wedding, I prophesy quadruplets into your life. . Next time you won't be stingy.

Amen o.

I'll invite you to the omugwo.

freecocoa:
Amen o.

I'll invite you to the omugwo.

Na now I know say your heart dey filled with evil. You no mention Naming, na omugwo your mind go. Smh. Wetin I wan come do for omugwo? Shior.

Nairaland drama.

Nairaland peeps most have really gotten to you...

Instead of you to enjoy this beautiful moment and make as much memories as you can. You decided to come to Nairaland to mock the supposed "haters"....

Anyway HML.

Omo... I'm yearning for wedding rice.

Fkforyou:
Nairaland peeps most have really gotten to you...

Instead of you to enjoy this beautiful moment and make as much memories as you can. You decided to come to Nairaland to mock the supposed "haters"....

Anyway HML.

Omo... I'm yearning for wedding rice.

I'm the last person NLnders can get to.

Best believe that.

Timbuktuo:


Na now I know say your heart dey filled with evil. You no mention Naming, na omugwo your mind go. Smh. Wetin I wan come do for omugwo? Shior.

No be you pray for quadruplets? You go come babysit na, shior.

freecocoa:
No be you pray for quadruplets? You go come babysit na, shior.

I wouldn't mind that when/if I get married. But I realise most people hate the very idea.

ApexTitan:
Nairaland drama.

Don't mind the geh. Very stingy ass babe. For all we know she's trying for baby number two.

freecocoa:
I'm the last person NLnders can get to.

Best believe that.

OK...If you say so.

Timbuktuo:


I wouldn't mind that when/if I get married. But I realise most people hate the very idea.

if ke? You are so getting married o, by fire by thunder.

Well, I guess they feel that way due to the stress that comes with it, but, I don't mind really, as I definitely will have help to make it easier.

freecocoa:
if ke? You are so getting married o, by fire by thunder.

Well, I guess they feel that way due to the stress that comes with it, but, I don't mind really, as I definitely will have help to make it easier.

I have a career to pursue, and the world to travel, woman. Marriage might just cramp my style.

How fortunate you've got a solid support system. So, are you partial to male or female children?

Timbuktuo:


I have a career to pursue, and the world to travel, woman. Marriage might just cramp my style.

How fortunate you've got a solid support system. So, are you partial to male or female children?

Lol. You can travel the world with your spouse na, stop being selfish jor.

I swear I'm not sure, I just really know I love children, I'm cool either way.

freecocoa:
Lol. You can travel the world with your spouse na, stop being selfish jor.

I swear I'm not sure, I just really know I love children, I'm cool either way.

True that, but it's not the same. Maybe I'll compromise on a travel arrangement that's fair to all parties.

Yeah, I vaguely remember you saying that a while back. Just by way if reparations, you could name your first boy Timbuktuo. Thanks.

Timbuktuo:


True that, but it's not the same. Maybe I'll compromise on a travel arrangement that's fair to all parties.

Yeah, I vaguely remember you saying that a while back. Just by way if reparations, you could name your first boy Timbuktuo. Thanks.

Lol, someone is grown to be talking about compromise. That's great.

Reparation? What did I do wrong in the first place?

I'm naming my first child(boy or girl) after me.

freecocoa:
Lol, you wouldn't have made it na, besides na court wedding and we went out for snacks/drinks afterwards, there was no rice.

Honeymoon is forever boo boo. Dey there na, no believe me, till I go born pikin.

Why did you do only court wedding? Abi recession hit you so hard .