megacity:

Chelsea 3
Arsenal 1

Arsenal 1
Chavs   0

And my day is made

rasputinn:

Dear God,please dissappoint Dayo on Sunday evening

Fax me some sallah meat and I'll make sure you guys get a draw.
If you don't, it'll be 2 - 1.

FBS:

Can I help you?

Thot u overstood the language

Cristalz:

Fax me some sallah meat and I'll make sure you guys get a draw.
If you don't, it'll be 2 - 1.

Though I aint no moslem,a fact you know,but I send you a trailer load of Ram just so we win the Chavs,somehow I know we ain't drawing that game,I need a win,I need Dayo to shut up come Sunday evening and the whole of next week

Yeah, I know youz not a Muslim, but I trust that you can fit arrange the rams.
Make sure it's designer ram o, preferably those albino rams from Bauchi. Not those local rams that poop all over the streets of Kaduna.

Relax. . .Chelsea won't win.

Its our season. . .
Its our trophy. . .
Haters have a heart attack and die

~Borat~:

Its our season. . .
Its our trophy. . .
Haters have a heart attack and die

FIRE!!!

rasputinn:

Thot u overstood the language

You say wetin?

bloody

Hmmm, dark side covers everything, difficult to see the outcome is but I had a dream and saw the pensioners weeping.

Don't get me wrong, i do want Arsenal to win. But the problem is i hate Scummies so much that i don't want us doing anything pleasing to them even for a second.

And so like Al Qaeda i'm ready to sacrifice my life/victory to bring pain to the infidels/Scums

duduspace:

Hmmm, dark side covers everything, difficult to see the outcome is but I had a dream and saw the pensioners weeping.

Yeah, Weeping for joy because we trashed Assanal 3-0. Wow Didn't know 2 diff persons can have the same dream  

As much as I'll crave for a draw, its going to be a goal fest and one unlucky keeper of a metal origin is going to smell it. Unless of course, thierry henry is loaned to the gooners overnight, then we can make reference to a single-handed victory.

Chelsea 3

Ass Anal 1 0

I sorry for ass anal sha, make chelsea just pity them small

So sorry for ASS,  cos thats what they are A*SES

BLUES 4 LYFE

I think arsenal wil miss diaby in dis derby cause in that sunderland game i actually missed him. Diaby has the height and also the sleek runs that unsettles defence. He also assists song in given fabregas that needed cover in midfield, dis allows fab to move deeper into attack zone. Dat is de main reason 4 the 433 formation. I dont think denilsön can cover up. But we shal stil keep de faith. Just hope e silva utilizes his chance

it would be very difficult against chelsea,no doubt. With lampard back and gallas out,only a xtraordinary performance would give us 3 points. Whatever happens at the end of 90 minutes isnt so decisive for the season as a whole. I see chelsea struggling in january.

ARSENAL ALL THE WAY

and to those unfortunate simpletons who hate on arsenal, F U C K    Y O U    A L L

Ass Anal 2

Chelsea 5

Chelsea is the club
Blue is d colour
Football is the name of the game
Stamford Bridge is our Home
The Sky is Blue
Chelsea 4 eternity!!!

boladonas:

Ass Anal 2

Chelsea 5

Chelsea is the club
Blue is d colour
Football is the name of the game
Stamford Bridge is our Home
The Sky is Blue
Chelsea 4 eternity!!!

that one go too much na

dem be our children oo, dem say if u beat pikin with left hand, u go bring am back with right hand

make we no tooo beat them

with drogba and anelka on fire your gunners will be firing blanks on sunday

Utali:

Yeah, Weeping for joy because we trashed Assanal 3-0. Wow Didn't know 2 diff persons can have the same dream  

How do yu know? are you a dream stealer? I cross myself 7 times, depart from me o dream stealer   The kind of chelsea weepin I saw in that dream was the gnashing of teeth kind, nothing joyous about it at all.

edoyad:

Don't get me wrong, i do want Arsenal to win. But the problem is i hate Scummies so much that i don't want us doing anything pleasing to them even for a second.
And so like Al Qaeda i'm ready to sacrifice my life/victory to bring pain to the infidels/Scums

.
Ed, pls don't think like this cos if we lose they will still make fun of us. Let each team carry its own cross and expect no free lunches. Besides, what if Portsmouth beats them?

Chei.

I fear for Arsenal o! They will naked Traore/Silvestre. And that Almunia is not safe either.

But our midfield's just as good as theirs. Our attack's weakened atm, but we should be able to at least score a goal against them. Either a slender win for us, or Chelski will shi us bad bad.

chelsea will trash arsenal 3 nil,infact the blues will use all the weapons in the gunners arsenal 2 gun them down period.

Arsenal 2 Chelsea 6

Anyhow e go be,

Chelsea wins 2-1

My semen is BLUE.
Chelsea 4 life!

This guys and their water pistols Chelsea will shred emirates apart come sunday

It is gonna be Arsenal 1 Chelsea 2.

Cristalz:

Yeah, I know youz not a Muslim, but I trust that you can fit arrange the rams.
Make sure it's designer ram o, preferably those albino rams from Bauchi. Not those local rams that poop all over the streets of Kaduna.

Designer rams eh??
No shakings,you got it hon

Cristalz:

Relax. . .Chelsea won't win.

Of course,those old pensioners are in for a rude shock

Utali:

Yeah, Weeping for joy

There's no such thing as weeping for joy,you could cry for joy but never weep,weepings connotes agony,pain.
So I hope my young guns truly cause the old pensioners to weep

FBS:

You say wetin?

BTS

crizzle, I emailed you.

Wait until ya see arsenal weep instead dose young cannon will not be able to blast against the stamford bridge billionaires(lets see who weeps again)

Wait until ya see arsenal weep instead dose young cannon will not be able to blast against the stamford bridge billionaires(lets see who weeps again)