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Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by focused123(m): 2:29pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Abuzola 1: You are most stupid idiot on this surface of the earth. Of course Ishmael is a bastard that is why Ishmaelites behave the way they do. . The truth hurts, doesn't it ? |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 2:35pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
The truth hurts. You are mad mr focused, why ? Because you accuse father abraham of lust by having illegal sexual intercourse with hagar resulting to borning a bastard |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Horus(m): 2:38pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
If Christians claim that he died for ours sins why are Christians still sinners today? |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 2:46pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Don't mind them, they think we are fools |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 4:42pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Hey are you okay ? |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by muhsin(m): 5:58pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Absolutely hilarious stuff, especially the crap written above by. . . |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 7:50pm On Dec 02, 2009 |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 6:32am On Dec 04, 2009 |
Thank God am a muslim 'whoever seeks a religion other than Islam, it will never be accepted of him and in the Hereafter he will be among the losers' Quran 3:85 |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Horus(m): 11:18am On Dec 04, 2009 |
If a person know that he will be crucified and dint run away to escape he is committing suicide. According to Christians suicide is a sin, so what do we have here? We have a so called Jesus who is sinning by committing suicide in order to remove sins and still Christians are still sinning today. Hilarious |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by kolaoloye(m): 3:10pm On Dec 04, 2009 |
Horus: Jesus Again Predicts His Death Matt 20:17 Now as Jesus was going up to Jerusalem, he took the twelve disciples aside and said to them, 18 "We are going up to Jerusalem, and the Son of Man will be betrayed to the chief priests and the teachers of the law. They will condemn him to death 19 and will turn him over to the Gentiles to be mocked and flogged and crucified. On the third day he will be raised to life!" Jesus did not commit suicide,he came to fulfill the scripture. It was the will of God for him to die for the sin of the world. He was crucified,resurrected on the third day,went to the father, now preparing the place for the true Christians. He was not like one prophet that was running from Mecca to Medina,from cave to cave and the rest. Thank you Jesus |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 1:46am On Dec 05, 2009 |
And jesus died in the hands of his enemy, killed with thieves. Chei what a humiliating scene |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Nobody: 2:32am On Dec 05, 2009 |
THANK GOD AM A MUSLIM,how can a son not share in his fathers inheritance, when the laws of the land says hes entitled to as the first son,or how can a son be a bastard where hes got a father,or how can a woman who was given to her hubby by her boss as a wife be a slave again and her progeny not called son? CHRISTIANITY IS TOTAL SHAME. And how can a seventeen yrs old be carried on her mothers back,how can a fourteen yrs old(firstborn) be left without going to be sacrificed and is a babyboy that would now be taken for sacrifice and the babyboy will carry burnt offering wood follow his dad anyway,CHRISTIANITY HAS ALWAYS BEEN TO LOVE SPILLING BLOOD,SO IT DOES NOT BOTHER THEM TO THINK ABEGI UNA GIVE ISLAM,3 GBOSA,ALHAMDULLILAH for the QURAN,THE DEFENDER OF THE DEFENDLESS |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Nobody: 2:37am On Dec 05, 2009 |
and the deadgod was accursed by GOD according to (deautoronomy) since they killed him on the cross,since they claim him to be son how can a father take his only son to be be accursed,umbelievable lies since 2000yrs ago |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Nobody: 2:43am On Dec 05, 2009 |
And howw can GOD hear jesus prayers(solat) and supplications about the approaching death and he would just allow him die to save HUMANITY,OR DNT U PEOPLE SEE THAT GOD ANSWERED HIS PRAYERS,OR YOU THINK HE JUST ANSWERED IT AND THEN STILL MADE HIM DIE SHAMEFULLY COS OF A RAPIST THAT NOW TURNED A PASTOR OR AN ARMED ROBBER THAT THATS NOW A YEYE WORKER TO BE SAVED ON UR OWN EVERYBODY GO ANSWER ON JUDGEMENT DAY |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Abuzola11(m): 6:15pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
Roflmao, don't mind the misguided people |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by toluxa1(m): 7:53pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
Horus: I think it will be of great help to you if you asked your self that question. That can be a starting point for God changing your life. Abuzola 1:Exactly! That was how is was meant to be. Humiliating. Read the verses below. Isaiah 53:3-5 He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows, and acquainted with grief: and we hid as it were our faces from him; he was despised, and we esteemed him not. Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. uplawal: If He did, then his (Jesus') very prophesy in the verses below will have been false. Not just His but that of all the prophets before him. Matthew 20:18-19 Behold, we go up to Jerusalem; and the Son of man shall be betrayed unto the chief priests and unto the scribes, and they shall condemn him to death, And shall deliver him to the Gentiles to mock, and to scourge, and to crucify him: and the third day he shall rise again. |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Horus(m): 9:34pm On Dec 06, 2009 |
toluxa1: It is You who have to ask yourself this question and realise that you have no answers to this question. If you cant answer just say that you dont know instead of returning the same unanswered question. |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by kolaoloye(m): 8:20am On Dec 07, 2009 |
The Bible says: 'my people are perishing because they lack knowledge'. I don't know why it so difficult for people to be sensitive to the word of God. If the son shall set you free you shall be free indeed. @uplawal I would be right back for you. |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Nobody: 6:52pm On Dec 07, 2009 |
its a pity ure blind kola oloye |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by kolaoloye(m): 8:57am On Dec 08, 2009 |
I've said it before but i would say it again and again until you catch the revelation. The bible says:'For God so loved the world that He gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him shall not perish but have everlasting life' And again it says Come ye among of them and touch nothing unclean (sharia and the rest) For this reason(your freedom) he (Jesus) came and sacrificed himself. Make hay while the sun shines. Once again, He loves you. |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Nobody: 1:47am On Dec 09, 2009 |
@kola oloye,pls make hay for yourself |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Halliema(f): 10:10pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
saying God has a son is BLASPHEMY of d higest order, its so sad dat some people av actually decided 2 go astray , some activities in d bible took place in makkah,noah's ark was parked in mount ararat whch is in turkey(an islamic country),Babylon is modern day iraq now,the 2nd greatest mosque in the world is in jerusalem,christains av tried to demolish it but ALLAH has not given them the chance to. there areOBVIOUSLY MORE MUSLIMS IN JERUSALEM THAN CHRISTAINS(ur so called holy city) oh Allay,lead us along the right part,the part of those whom u've bestowed ur grace and love upon,and not the part of those whom u'v bestowed ur wrath upon, AMIN |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Nobody: 11:42pm On Dec 09, 2009 |
amin yaa Robbi |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by kolaoloye(m): 9:02am On Dec 10, 2009 |
Halliema:I know you were confused because of 'Lam yahlid wallam yhulad ' Who wrote the whole surah and when was it written? In the whole of Quran was that ayat ever confirmed again. If so, where? Eagerly waiting for your response. |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Horus(m): 7:52pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
kola oloye: He predicted his suicide. Why he didnt run to escape death if he knew in advance. This is suicide. |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by tsharp(m): 9:17am On Oct 25, 2012 |
The problem with most of the arguments here is declaring as facts or basis, statements from a 'holy book' which authorship and history are suspect. How can you convince one who does not believe in the Bible or Koran? And please don't quote from there to me why I must believe |
Re: God Killed Himself To Redeem Our Sins. *hilarious* by Sweetnecta: 1:08pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
@tsharp: you should believe in God Almighty Who has no partner and does Exist, regardless of any opinion or action contrary to His Ever Presence, because at some point in the past you were never considered as anything [no one on earth thought of you], but now you are here, like each of us here [you can control at best, falsely i will say just some aspect of your existence; you can not prevent yourself from growing old now or ever] and at some point in the future, you will not exist [because death shall overtake you like it had overtaken those before you] and at best become a footnote in the history of your family for some generation, before the later generations will not remember you. If this phenom that is a certainly in your life and mine as creation, the humans who God says shall succeed one another in generations, then what is the purpose of a life that at the end you may say I didnt ask to be in, but you are in it anyhow, enjoying the heck of it, and at the end, whether you like it or not, your time will be up as it was for your forefathers who have left long time even before the birth of your great grandfather? There must be a purpose to life, living it without realizing the purpose would be a failure at the end of it. @kola oloye: by kola oloye(m): 9:02am On Dec 10, 2009you were not a muslim and just one verse you though is not enough. i agree because one verse is enough in the bible, too. however, while the bible dances from one end to another confusing you, the Quran is very emphatic about its directing that God does not have a son or associate. Just a chapter yield the below and you can go on your own to many other chapters when God says you have uttered an abomination by saying God is anyone in human form or in the creation: Jesus son of Mary and Holy Ghost that you count along as God, diminishing the Unique Statues of God Who created and is managing your existence: these are verses and only a tip of the colossal iceberg. 19 verses 93/5 explain clearly that God does not have or take a son, but all are servants accepting or not. There is no one in the heavens and earth but that he comes to the Most Merciful as a servant. He has enumerated them and counted them a [full] counting. And all of them are coming to Him on the Day of Resurrection alone. My Creator is Lord of things Angels, Jinns, Man [uniquely created among them like parentl-ess Adam [as], motherless Eve and fatherless Jesus son of Mary [as] and the rest of us], animals, trees, stones and water or whatever is not The True God. 19 verses 64/5: [Gabriel said], "And we [angels] descend not except by the order of your Lord. To Him belongs that before us and that behind us and what is in between. And never is your Lord forgetful - |
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