Before you get to Iyana oworo nko

ednut1:
Linus, iyana oworo to lekki /ajah is just 200 naira. e no stop any parols

lol

MaziOmenuko:


Me self come dey wonder! Any babe wey say she dey stay ikoyi, me self dey respect myself face front.

Lagos stress doesn't allow for long distance relationship. Y
ou may want to hang out after work to see movies or do mini-clubbing after work, how u wan take manage dat wan when she's leaving in another part of civilisation?

PMS don't say weekends.

what is dis ........make una se there de segregate una self nonsense balderdash

Swissheart:



Baa-aa-ad girl!! Did you tell Saka that the only reason you reconsidered his application, was due to proximity (i.e. the fact that he lived on the next street)?


Tell him ke.... No ,I didn't o

Babe...you try o.

By the way... Do you workout?

Danfuster:



Babe...you try o.

By the way... Do you workout?

yes I do,anything?

LegalBaby:
What kind of dance is that on your DP

Abeg help me ask am ooo...

Swissheart:
yes I do,anything?

Bingo! Maybe we could share some workout session, could use some motivation getting ripped, just as you're killing those C = π.d. Can only imagine the C= π.d below your torso

tens4real:
oniru estate... You?

OGUDU

Mrval20:
Truth is, I don't see anyone living beyond Ajah roundabout as part of the Island Crew; myself inclusive

*I bet you understand what I mean by the "Island Crew" though "

I don't get it, o! Are you saying areas like Sangotedo, Abijo, Awoyaya, Lakowe, Ibeju-Lekki are now part of the mainland??
And what exactly do you mean by the 'Island Crew?'

enniewest:
OGUDU

make we see.I deh magodo

Hahahahhahaa




Even me...works and stays on the island... But has my main bade on the mainland.. And return every week ends...tell a babe u stay on the mainland and u hear... Damn too for my for me... Don't wana travel to mainaldn... Damn travel ?

PaperLace:
By the way, how do you guys even cope in that Lagos. Relationship go expensive to maintain die!
As a typical Aba girl, I found everything expensive. After seeing a movie, paid for by my friend's guy, I felt guilty the whole week. I couldn't sleep, my heart was heavy. I was pitying the young man o...I come dey ask my friend if she doesn't have fear of God. She chop pizza join.
Chai! Just to see a movie, 1hr 15mins plus chops...almost 15k.
For what!!!

I started calculating all the things that money can buy.
I no gree go again.
Anything we buy, I will be like "if it's in Aba, if I buy this thing pass N200_ just know say I be mumu".

They actually had a good laugh from my 'local displays'.

N15k for all that was expensinve back then. Not sure about now, if u control for inflation

laudate:


Which women boku for Ikoyi? Are you talking about the unserious, aje-butter twenty-something year olds with their unrealistic minds stuck in the clouds, who think the world owes them a living, because of their father's influence & money? Or the hard-edged, hustling b'itchy senior girls in their 30s & 40s with fake, pretentious airs that believe in "no romance, without finance?" Which babes exactly are you talking about??

Haha!! Bruh, abeg, the last time I was there, women full everywhere for Ikoyi and VI o. In fact, they even got a holy man like myself to be a little tempted. That's how I knew say this one don pass joke


O pari

laudate:


I don't get it, o! Are you saying areas like Sangotedo, Abijo, Awoyaya, Lakowe, Ibeju-Lekki are now part of the mainland??
And what exactly do you mean by the 'Island Crew?'

They're part of the Island but I find it funny when guys living around Epe brags to Mainlanders about being an Island boy... that is, forming the Island class and all. You might not understand anyway

eghuan1:



Correct me if am wrong o, is Isheri North not in Ogun state? Is that not around Channels TV station is?

Nope. For you to know about Channels TV, you should understand that Channels is in Lagos.

Isheri North comprises of Lagos and Ogun. Most people think Lagos ends at Ojodu-Berger which is not correct. Map is what is looked upon.

Driving into Channels TV, it divides Lagos and Ogun. The Left is Ogun and the Right side is Lagos througout the Channels TV/Morohunfola Avenue.

aamstih:
Thanks for your prompt reply.

how much would a bedroom flat cost?

Whats the transport fare from there to Allen?

A bedroom flat will cost you at least, 400k. The transport fare to Allen should be around 200-300 naira.

Acidosis:
Those discriminating obviously have not been to many places in Nigeria. The entire route from Berger stretched to Lekki is less than an hour (without the heavy traffic and delays).


Same with Ikorodu, I've always thought Ikorodu is one far place until the day I found myself there. The way people talk about that route seemed like it will take forever or at least 4 hours to get there. Alas, I spent just an hour and few minutes all the way from Ojodu Berger.


We always love to exaggerate things here. Those who discriminate of course are plainly being stu.pid, I really do not see any reason why a normal human being will discriminate/segregate two distinct places separated by a bridge. Isn't that cra.zy?

You have sense bro

Icon79:
Haha!! Bruh, abeg, the last time I was there, women full everywhere for Ikoyi and VI o. In fact, they even got a holy man like myself to be a little tempted. That's how I knew say this one don pass joke
O pari

What kind of women, biko? Please tell us the type of women you saw. Are you sure the women you saw in Ikoyi, were actually residing in Ikoyi, or were they just there to transact business??

Mrval20:
They're part of the Island but I find it funny when guys living around Epe brags to Mainlanders about being an Island boy... that is, forming the Island class and all. You might not understand anyway

Bros, I grew up on the Island - V/I to be precise. You see, na dat so-called 'class' thing, una dey take deceive unaself for Ikoyi, VI & Lekki side. Don't let me break it down for you. There are too many people living fake lifestyles on the Island.

laudate:


Bros, I grew up on the Island - V/I to be precise. You see, na dat so-called 'class' thing, una dey take deceive unaself for Ikoyi, VI & Lekki side. Don't let me break it down for you. There are too many people living fake lifestyles on the Island.

Exactly my point sir

enniewest:
You nko?

It appears that most of the guys responding to the OP on this thread, live on the Island while a large number of the babes live on the mainland. Abi na my eye?

laudate:


What kind of women, biko? Please tell us the type of women you saw. Are you sure the women you saw in Ikoyi, were actually residing in Ikoyi, or were they just there to transact business??

Haha!! Oga, how I go take know? You think say I go check 'em out?


O pari

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You are so correct! Imagine the Island peeps discriminating against we Mainland folks that live on the foot of the bridge- Gbagada! They complain that the connecting bridge is too long! Chai! Although, I sort of understand their complaint about the Ikorodu folks, even we on the mainland consider you untouchable

sisisioge:
;DYou are so correct! Imagine the Island peeps discriminating against we Mainland folks that live on the foot of the bridge- Gbagada! They complain that the connecting bridge is too long! Chai! Although, I sort of understand their complaint about the Ikorodu folks, even we on the mainland consider you untouchable

I don talk am before say, many of the guys on this thread are just forming. They are pretending to live on the Island, and posing as if mainland is too far.

Ok, when I am coming back from mainland to the Island in the evenings, who are all those guys I see on the other side driving their cars bumper-to-bumper inside traffic on 3rd Mainland bridge, heading away from the island towards the mainland, in a bid to drive through Oworonsoki axis down past Gbagada, on their journey home? Are they aliens?

laudate:


I don talk am before say, many of the guys on this thread are just forming. They are pretending to live on the Island, and posing as if mainland is too far.

Ok, when I am coming back from mainland to the Island in the evenings, who are all those guys I see on the other side driving their cars bumper-to-bumper inside traffic on 3rd Mainland bridge, heading away from the island towards the mainland, in a bid to drive through Oworonsoki axis down past Gbagada, on their journey home? Are they aliens?

In other words, you legitimately live on the island

The problem I have with peeps on the mainland is that u r seen as a bag of money, so whenever u go broke, u r on ur own.

Mainland still get level sha, places like Ikeja gra go match swagger with peeps wey dey stay ikoyi/lekki.

Udochee:
can't help but laff...some of us that are living in mowe-ofada and claiming lasgidi nko...

What of Epe?