Hi everyone, am never new here because i have been visiting this site for years ....really years but decided to register to be part of this family. Thanks for your good works so far. I have earned substantial support from browsing through this site, sometimes comic though.

I hope better things come out of this thread as it is my first time creating a topic and i would love to be guided aright...

I have been in relationships for some time now... so many times i crushed, the other time i was crushed upon. Well, from experience, most girls say am a nice guy and personally i don't like bothering people. i am as free as a normal nigga. asin, i don't expect much. Just be pretty and have a listening ear, then am free to rhyme.
I'm of age and i think it wise to engage in a serious relationship. Something funny now is that i find wooing a girl boring. I rather give signals that only smart girls can decode.
Well, straight to the matter now, i don't think am cut out for some date and re-date thing. I wanna date my wife but we have to start from somewhere. Is it right to actually put it in prayer? Haba! Am thinking about the s3x before marriage part of the thing. I'm not a versline guy, i cant promise to abstain till marriage of course it doesn't determine my love-level for whoever.
i see myself as a normal nigga....


Guys have anyone actually prayed for a "girlfriend"? Whats your experience?

To me u can pray BT d prayerpoint s d prob....ur

Reminds me of a prayer I saw today


A pizza is N5000 and two bags of cement is N5000.
And your girlfriend prefers eating pizza everyday.

My brother, kneel down wherever you are, I say kneel down so we can pray.
Stretch forth your hands towards the direction of your girlfriend.

And shout, my Father, my Father, any girl that is eating my mansion in form of pizza.

CATCH FIRE!!!=D
=)) *ROTFL* =-D

You use complete paragraph to praise yourself finish, i come view ur profile, i no see anything, see i think d problem is u urself.

sweettease:
Reminds me of a prayer I saw today


A pizza is N5000 and two bags of cement is N5000.
And your girlfriend prefers eating pizza everyday.

My brother, kneel down wherever your are, I say kneel down so we can pray.
Stretch forth your hands towards the direction of your girlfriend.

And shout, my Father, my Father, any girl that is eating my mansion in form of pizza.

CATCH FIRE!!!=D
=)) *ROTFL* =-D

he needs deliverance

I dont want to flatter you, i wouldnt know if na my body u love or me....thats the point. Love me, dont abuse my body. Thats why i just want to keep it real. im cute even u know.

Afriifa:
You use complete paragraph to praise yourself finish, i come view ur profile, i no see anything, see i think d problem is u urself.

The correct title of this thread should have been "My biography in 250words"

Afriifa:
You use complete paragraph to praise yourself finish, i come view ur profile, i no see anything, see i think d problem is u urself.

As in ehn, na the same boat we follow.


Please OP, your head is so far up your as*s right now that I really don't know if this post is actually to seek go ahead to pray for a girlfriend, to get 'smart girls' to decode you want them to send you private mails or to tell us you are good looking

sweettease:

As in ehn, na the same boat we follow.


Please OP, your head is so far up your as*s right now that I really don't know if this post is actually to seek go ahead to pray for a girlfriend, to get 'smart girls' to decode you want them to send you private mails or to tell us you are good looking

lol, see your bad mouth, u took it way too far

Pray brother

SooCute:
I dont want to flatter you, i wouldnt know if na my body u love or me....thats the point. Love me, dont abuse my body. Thats why i just want to keep it real. im cute even u know.

so now u d bad mouth me becux i talk truth abi? Oga sorry na me waka come enter ur thread

Afriifa:
lol, see your bad mouth, u took it way too far

*In Jenifer's voice* he is a priding child, me I don't like somebody that is priding

sweettease:

*In Jenifer's voice* he is a priding child, me I don't like somebody that is priding

yeah, sure. Don't mind him

sweettease:

As in ehn, na the same boat we follow.


Please OP, your head is so far up your as*s right now that I really don't know if this post is actually to seek go ahead to pray for a girlfriend, to get 'smart girls' to decode you want them to send you private mails or to tell us you are good looking

u av just spoken my mind

Wait ooo, please,
so whats wrong in someone saying few things about himself?
i simply aswered questions i thought i might be asked by reactors
i don't mean any kind of pride...of course u don't know me in person.
again, what does my profile have to do with my topic.
i said i need help not judgement.
why couldn't people just talk without finding faults about everything?
I didnt want to put my pic initially to be neutral cox alot of people might know me.
Answer the questio pls ignore my dp!
mehn....this is horrible.

toposa:
u av just spoken my mind

toposa:
u av just spoken my mind

sweettease seriously you look beauty

Like seriously, if i want to upload pictures, which one particular should i upload.
Abeg free me.Biko! Perfectionists!
Paraphrase exactly what is pride in my post and i will take corrections.
Thanks my daddies and mummies!

sweettease:

As in ehn, na the same boat we follow.


Please OP, your head is so far up your as*s right now that I really don't know if this post is actually to seek go ahead to pray for a girlfriend, to get 'smart girls' to decode you want them to send you private mails or to tell us you are good looking

Thanks....
I will try it tonight

swtman:
Pray brother

toposa:
sweettease seriously you look beauty

Thank you

Exactly! my prob

bamdelarf:
To me u can pray BT d prayerpoint s d prob....ur

op ur case jst resemble my own only say i no no weda i fyn or worwor .

SooCute:
Thanks....
I will try it tonight

good

Your write up doesn't show seriousness.

What kind of arrogance would make anyone think that the god who did not stop the killing of hundreds in southern kaduna would help in providing a girlfriend...

shallow thinking might be destructive than i could ever imagine.

yemimajid:
What kind of arrogance would make anyone think that the god who did not stop the killing of hundreds in southern kaduna would help in providing a girlfriend...

Op you're actually rambling. Just tell us you're shy and can't woo a girl.

As to your "i am soo cute" gushing, i checked your pic and i was instantly reminded of Ninja Turtles.

That has to be a good thing right?

Well done sir!

Ioannes:
Op you're actually rambling. Just tell us you're shy and can't woo a girl.

As to your "i am soo cute" gushing, i checked your pic and i was instantly reminded of Ninja Turtles.

That has to be a good thing right?

SooCute:
Well done sir!

SooCute:
Hi everyone, am never new here because i have been visiting this site for years ....really years but decided to register to be part of this family. Thanks for your good works so far. I have earned substantial support from browsing through this site, sometimes comic though.

I hope better things come out of this thread as it is my first time creating a topic and i would love to be guided aright...

I have been in relationships for some time now... so many times i crushed, the other time i was crushed upon. Well, from experience, most girls say am a nice guy and personally i don't like bothering people. i am as free as a normal nigga. asin, i don't expect much. Just be pretty and have a listening ear, then am free to rhyme.
I'm of age and i think it wise to engage in a serious relationship. Something funny now is that i find wooing a girl boring. I rather give signals that only smart girls can decode.
Well, straight to the matter now, i don't think am cut out for some date and re-date thing. I wanna date my wife but we have to start from somewhere. Is it right to actually put it in prayer? Haba! Am thinking about the s3x before marriage part of the thing. I'm not a versline guy, i cant promise to abstain till marriage of course it doesn't determine my love-level for whoever.
i see myself as a normal nigga....
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Guys have anyone actually prayed for a "girlfriend"? Whats your experience?

boss , am from the German thread..I just sent you a mail now

SooCute:
Hi everyone, am never new here because i have been visiting this site for years ....really years but decided to register to be part of this family. Thanks for your good works so far. I have earned substantial support from browsing through this site, sometimes comic though.

I hope better things come out of this thread as it is my first time creating a topic and i would love to be guided aright...

I have been in relationships for some time now... so many times i crushed, the other time i was crushed upon. Well, from experience, most girls say am a nice guy and personally i don't like bothering people. i am as free as a normal nigga. asin, i don't expect much. Just be pretty and have a listening ear, then am free to rhyme.
I'm of age and i think it wise to engage in a serious relationship. Something funny now is that i find wooing a girl boring. I rather give signals that only smart girls can decode.
Well, straight to the matter now, i don't think am cut out for some date and re-date thing. I wanna date my wife but we have to start from somewhere. Is it right to actually put it in prayer? Haba! Am thinking about the s3x before marriage part of the thing. I'm not a versline guy, i cant promise to abstain till marriage of course it doesn't determine my love-level for whoever.
i see myself as a normal nigga....


Guys have anyone actually prayed for a "girlfriend"? Whats your experience?

OK.....

I have replied your mail Sir and Lord and Mighty Cheif

Electricboy:



boss , am from the German thread..I just sent you a mail now