http://www.metronaija.com/2017/01/a-dollar-now-n500.html

cc: lalasticlala mynd44

I have worked hard for months.
FTC at last!!!

Okay now to serious matter...
I want to sell my FTC rights.

It will cost only but $100

If I talk now dem go sey I be wailer

Ok waiting for sarrki to come and defend his master on this one before I comment.

Buhari is working

Somebody say BABA *silence*
Somebody say BABA *another silence*

Ahah

E don happen

MMM is paying people now. Hope you aware. Since the FG refused to help us, lets help ourselves.

Do you know any graduate with 1st Class, 2.1 or 2.2 in any of the following fields -Geography,
Geology,
Geophysics,
Medicine,
Health Sciences,/Computer science,
Engineering Sciences,
Agriculture Sciences,
Geography Education,
Law,
Mass Communication,
Political Science or any Arts course?
Can the person speak English fluently?
Can they write well?
Do they have computer skills?
Okay please say hello to them for me.I just want to tell them dollar is now 500naira

Still waiting for it to rise to 600 so I can sell higher

Is dollar your currency?

It is well

E don happen

The end had come

Jesu mi ooooooooo

WTF

Can someone please tell me one campaign promise that has been fulfilled? One.

Buhari can't be arsed though

Increase my hustle oh lord

Na lie! Na only ipods and Nnamdi Kanu's sympathizers will buy it for that amount.

Here in Daura, its sold for 170. I bought it this morning

orjikuramo:
Lemme cry please don't hold me, remembering my stupidity when I was always gallivanting around shouting sai Baba. I was stupid

we knew you were, glad to see that you have now found out.

Good...CLS 550 loading....

Lemme cry please don't hold me, remembering my stupidity when I was always gallivanting around shouting sai Baba. I was stupid

Thats the reason why everything is soo expensive in Nigeria and the man who caused this sh.it wont tell us if he is dead or still alive

flyca:
Bery good!

Berry

And in those days when the children of Nigeria rebelled against the lord they disapproved of his very elect Jonathan and the lord afflicted them with buhari who was three score and twelve years old. And in those days the suffering of the children of Nigeria increased greatly so much that they begin to seek the lord

Whao!

No be small tin o.

What a countey....