Memoirs of a Black Schrinzophrenic

In the my lonely hours, dark thoughts creep into my mind but on this most auspicious of nights, while musing about how every lady ask if I have girlfriend and are always surprise when I say No.

#RandomThoughts: What does being a girl friend mean to you?
Inner me: Umm... it means, I chose you above all (out of 7bn ppl) and promise to be yours, stand by you and help fulfill your aspirations and put you before me.

But as a guy I cannot in good good conscience say I have been all of these to lady.
So I ask you...

What does being a girlfriend/boyfriend mean to you?
And can you hundred percent defend your response that you've been all that you just defined if the mirror is held up?

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Sex mate

slimthugchimee:
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And you think your lady shares this same opinion... and that you're just another meat to satisfy her sexual cravings and indecent indulgence
And nothing more?

slimthugchimee:
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Jilo83:
Sex mate

Hmm... And how do you perceive she sees you?

Girlfriend : give me head and cook some good ass chicken sauce

TrapHedges:
Girlfriend : give me head and cook some good ass chicken sauce

It's all fun and games... Till she ask what am I to you and where this is leading to?!
Yaba Left <====

LxgIncrediboy:

It's all fun and games... Till she ask what am I to you and where this is leading to?!
Yaba Left <====

lmfao then ill simply tell her wr

if yo tired of fuckingg a nigga get another nigga

its easy

TrapHedges:


lmfao then ill simply tell her wr

if yo tired of fuckingg a nigga get another nigga

its easy

Trapqueen77 cum and Carry your bf

LxgIncrediboy:
Trapqueen77 cum and Carry your bf

lol my boo is at work

Some Random answers

ELShehzad:
NP



Mindless Behaviour- My Girl

Whatever happened to those "kids band"?

it means a gal who can treat u as a husband while you are still single

NwannekaUloma:
it means a gal who can treat u as a husband while you are still single

Op pls whtz d name of d font yhu r using
me likey likey

Pweedycutie:
Op pls whtz d name of d font yhu r using
me likey likey

I'll make you a deal... Tell me where u stay in Kano n I will tell you the font I use

LxgIncrediboy:

I'll make you a deal... Tell me where u stay in Kano n I will tell you the font I use

lolzzz ah stay in sabon gari

Pweedycutie:

lolzzz ah stay in sabon gari

Lol... That's not a place... what street in Sabon gari?

LxgIncrediboy:

Lol... That's not a place... what street in Sabon gari?

Lol pm me

Pweedycutie:

Lol pm me

Yess Boss