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How My Hubby Turned His Carrot To Cucumber / its now pencil i use on girls... say no to cucumber!! / We Are Speechless because Ladies Now Prefer This To Cucumber (2) (3) (4)
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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:43pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
makydebbie:i never wanted you to "care" just pitying the "other person" |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Sleezwizz: 2:52pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Spoilt girls everywhere... Na God go help una |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by samyfreshsmooth(m): 3:04pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Theres nathing girls wont use to pleasure themselves in dis world o first they used their hands, then perfume containers, then d devil produced dildos for them but e no reach them so they started using cucumber, then bitter guord, now carrot very soon we go dey hear news like:: tuber of yam gets stuck in lady's kit+ty or lady tears pus+sy while fvcking herself with cassava lawd save us 3 Likes
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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:03am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Jacksparr0w127:What You don't like carrot |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:04am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Ioannes:Yes, carrots won't cheat on us |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:05am On Feb 05, 2017 |
cloudyskygrind: Carrot is good for your body |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:06am On Feb 05, 2017 |
uboma:carrots are better than Nigerians guy's dicks |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:06am On Feb 05, 2017 |
officialfestus:No!!!! Not yam |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:11am On Feb 05, 2017 |
YellowEyeBalls:Use carrot |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by press005: 12:39am On Feb 05, 2017 |
u can't compare cucumber or anytin to a d*ck...wat actually matters is d connection nd d electric signals dat sends message to her clits as he ignites d spark splug.. Fruits gat no feeling 1 Like |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 5:44am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by uboma(m): 7:53am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TashaGirl: Choi! You need to explore to get better deals |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 7:59am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:trapqueen, so you too...you amongst the fruity ladies |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 8:32am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Rayhandrinni: Not bad... Tutti fruity ladies Besides, it's safe ooo.. 1 Like |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 8:52am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TashaGirl:Happy Sunday |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 8:56am On Feb 05, 2017 |
banjicom: |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 8:58am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TashaGirl: And ever since you registered on Nairaland you have been going from one relationship thread/group to another in search of a husband. How does this thread defines you, ehn sashishalom? |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:01am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:kai...and i dont wash my carrots before eating....*GEJ's thinking face* |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2017 |
Rayhandrinni: Hahhahahaha... U mean carrots in cre@mpie overload? 1 Like |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by HarveySpecter1: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2017 |
makydebbie: You need to care. Or rather you will care when the time comes. No man will stick around with a woman with wide pu$$1. |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:05am On Feb 05, 2017 |
samyfreshsmooth: Ooh u forgot something... The eggplant and the bottle gourd |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 9:06am On Feb 05, 2017 |
HarveySpecter1: Hehehehehehehe, this isn't nice brother, I urge you and others if there re to put an immediate halt to whatever you guys have in mind or planning. An Advice I think you shouldn't ignore! |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:09am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:what! NO! |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by HarveySpecter1: 10:30am On Feb 05, 2017 |
EmperorTech: Bro, I'm being honest. Lots of married men are tired of these used pu$513$ these girls take to their matrimonial homes. 1 Like |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by banjicom(m): 10:33am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TashaGirl: |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 11:55am On Feb 05, 2017 |
TashaGirl: Haba! Who told you every man cheats? If you're looking for a stable man, get somebody who was born under the sign of the Bull, Taurus. We are usually family oriented. Instead of digging fruits into your precious thing. Besides you could injure yourself with it you know. |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 11:58am On Feb 05, 2017 |
HarveySpecter1: I still feel you should kindly let it slide |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by LePrezident(m): 12:04pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
HarveySpecter1: I see you have set up a married men complaints desk. Tell us more about this research. |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by makydebbie(f): 12:17pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
HarveySpecter1:You're quoting the wrong person. 2 Likes |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Eddodoh(m): 12:22pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Hmmm! I thought Makydebbie will be among the carrot crew. I will have just delete my NL account ASAP. I need to stop collecting fruits from ladies. It's really end time!!! |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by WebSurfer(m): 12:40pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
Chaiii, this world is finally finished... corruption is finally fighting back (karma) All these boys wey spoil these girls, una dey see wetin una don cause? |
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Mikkyjay17(m): 1:09pm On Feb 05, 2017 |
TrapQueen77:This girl you wanna rip your pussy with that thing ni? ma friend go and get a dick! |
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