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How My Hubby Turned His Carrot To Cucumber / its now pencil i use on girls... say no to cucumber!! / We Are Speechless because Ladies Now Prefer This To Cucumber (2) (3) (4)

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 2:43pm On Feb 04, 2017
makydebbie:
Unfortunately, I don't care.
i never wanted you to "care" just pitying the "other person"
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Sleezwizz: 2:52pm On Feb 04, 2017
Spoilt girls everywhere... Na God go help una
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by samyfreshsmooth(m): 3:04pm On Feb 04, 2017
Theres nathing girls wont use to pleasure themselves in dis world o

first they used their hands, then perfume containers, then d devil produced dildos for them but e no reach them so they started using cucumber, then bitter guord, now carrot

very soon we go dey hear news like::

tuber of yam gets stuck in lady's kit+ty or

lady tears pus+sy while fvcking herself with cassava

lawd save us

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:03am On Feb 05, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
oh Lawd! I givup mehnnnnnn
What
You don't like carrot embarassed
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:04am On Feb 05, 2017
Ioannes:
So you use carrots. Carrots haf suffered in the hands of Tash.aGirl o. shocked

I wonder what else girls poke themselves with, Candle? Omorogun? Pestle?
Yes, carrots won't cheat on us angry
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:05am On Feb 05, 2017
cloudyskygrind:

Thanks now i will never have to eat carrots again. What did i ever do to you girls?
grin grin grin grin
Carrot is good for your body smiley
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:06am On Feb 05, 2017
uboma:



lol.

Why not just settle for the real deal instead.

The satisfaction derived from using Carrots or Cucumber can't be compared with the real deal.

grin
carrots are better than Nigerians guy's dicks wink
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:06am On Feb 05, 2017
officialfestus:
op,you fall my hand......all this ladies self,after using cucumber and now it's carrot's turn now,why? Later you will start using yam!!!
No!!!!
Not yam undecided
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by TashaGirl: 12:11am On Feb 05, 2017
YellowEyeBalls:
bad girl! grin
Use carrot wink
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by press005: 12:39am On Feb 05, 2017
u can't compare cucumber or anytin to a d*ck...wat actually matters is d connection nd d electric signals dat sends message to her clits as he ignites d spark splug..

Fruits gat no feeling

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 5:44am On Feb 05, 2017
TashaGirl:
Use carrot wink
lol...I'm a guy ooo, didn't u check dp?



I prefer the meaty one....#PUSSYLOVER grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by uboma(m): 7:53am On Feb 05, 2017
TashaGirl:
carrots are better than Nigerians guy's dicks wink



Choi!


You need to explore to get better deals
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 7:59am On Feb 05, 2017
TrapQueen77:
grin

ɹǝʇʇǝq ɥɔnɯ sı pɹnoƃ ɹǝʇʇıq ˙˙˙ʎʇuıod os sı ʇoɹɹɐϽ
trapqueen, so you too...you amongst the fruity ladies
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 8:32am On Feb 05, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
trapqueen, so you too...you amongst the fruity ladies


Not bad... Tutti fruity ladies grin


Besides, it's safe ooo..

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 8:52am On Feb 05, 2017
TashaGirl:
What
You don't like carrot embarassed
Happy Sunday
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 8:56am On Feb 05, 2017
banjicom:
embarassed say no to fruits abuse!!! Say no to fruit abuse!!
I don't want to live in this planet anymore
grin grin grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 8:58am On Feb 05, 2017
TashaGirl:
Hi ladies.
Cucumber is too big and it's only good for those with wide pussy cheesy. Carrot ti take over and safer and sweeter and will save your pussy from getting wide grin.



Just my 2cents thou smiley
Happy Saturday

And ever since you registered on Nairaland you have been going from one relationship thread/group to another in search of a husband. How does this thread defines you, ehn sashishalom?
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:01am On Feb 05, 2017
TrapQueen77:



Not bad... Tutti fruity ladies grin


Besides, it's safe ooo..
kai...and i dont wash my carrots before eating....*GEJ's thinking face*
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2017
Rayhandrinni:
kai...and i dont wash my carrots before eating....*GEJ's thinking face*



Hahhahahaha... U mean carrots in cre@mpie overload? grin

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by HarveySpecter1: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2017
makydebbie:
Unfortunately, I don't care.

You need to care. Or rather you will care when the time comes. No man will stick around with a woman with wide pu$$1.
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:05am On Feb 05, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:
Theres nathing girls wont use to pleasure themselves in dis world o

first they used their hands, then perfume containers, then d devil produced dildos for them but e no reach them so they started using cucumber, then bitter guord, now carrot

very soon we go dey hear news like::

tuber of yam gets stuck in lady's kit+ty or

lady tears pus+sy while fvcking herself with cassava

lawd save us


Ooh u forgot something...

The eggplant and the bottle gourd grin
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 9:06am On Feb 05, 2017
HarveySpecter1:


You need to care. Or rather you will care when the time comes. No man will stick around with a woman with wide pu$$1.

Hehehehehehehe, this isn't nice brother, I urge you and others if there re to put an immediate halt to whatever you guys have in mind or planning.

An Advice I think you shouldn't ignore!
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 9:09am On Feb 05, 2017
TrapQueen77:



Hahhahahaha... U mean carrots in cre@mpie overload? grin
what! NO!
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by HarveySpecter1: 10:30am On Feb 05, 2017
EmperorTech:

Hehehehehehehe, this isn't nice brother, I urge you and others if there re to put an immediate halt to whatever you guys have in mind or planning.

An Advice I think you shouldn't ignore!

Bro, I'm being honest. Lots of married men are tired of these used pu$513$ these girls take to their matrimonial homes.

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by banjicom(m): 10:33am On Feb 05, 2017
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Nobody: 11:55am On Feb 05, 2017
TashaGirl:
Yes, carrots won't cheat on us angry

Haba! angry
Who told you every man cheats?

If you're looking for a stable man, get somebody who was born under the sign of the Bull, Taurus. We are usually family oriented.

Instead of digging fruits into your precious thing. Besides you could injure yourself with it you know.
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by EmperorTech: 11:58am On Feb 05, 2017
HarveySpecter1:


Bro, I'm being honest. Lots of married men are tired of these used pu$513$ these girls take to their matrimonial homes.

I still feel you should kindly let it slide
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by LePrezident(m): 12:04pm On Feb 05, 2017
HarveySpecter1:


Bro, I'm being honest. Lots of married men are tired of these used pu$513$ these girls take to their matrimonial homes.

I see you have set up a married men complaints desk. Tell us more about this research.
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by makydebbie(f): 12:17pm On Feb 05, 2017
HarveySpecter1:


You need to care. Or rather you will care when the time comes. No man will stick around with a woman with wide pu$$1.
You're quoting the wrong person.

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Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Eddodoh(m): 12:22pm On Feb 05, 2017
Hmmm! I thought Makydebbie will be among the carrot crew. I will have just delete my NL account ASAP.

I need to stop collecting fruits from ladies. It's really end time!!!
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by WebSurfer(m): 12:40pm On Feb 05, 2017
Chaiii, this world is finally finished... corruption is finally fighting back (karma)


All these boys wey spoil these girls, una dey see wetin una don cause?
Re: Say NO To Cucumber, Use Carrot by Mikkyjay17(m): 1:09pm On Feb 05, 2017
TrapQueen77:


I already said it... BITTER GOURD ... grin
It's huge and bumpy grin
This girl you wanna rip your pussy with that thing ni? ma friend go and get a dick!

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